Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Gazing toward the direction of Myriad Snake City, Zheng Cheng did not act impulsively, but instead concealed himself in the shadows.


As one of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe's major cities, Myriad Snake City housed at least several hundred thousand members of the Devil Clan.


In addition to the domesticated Monster Beasts and vassal races, the population exceeded one million!


In a battlefield of other races, a City Wall sheltering over a million individuals would inevitably be guarded by an Epic Level powerhouse!


To think he could rescue Yao Zhixue right under the noses of Epic guardians was akin to a fool's dream.


Hence, he needed to devise a long-term plan.


Fortunately, according to the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique, Yao Zhixue and the Tribute Enchantress named Bai Mei from the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe had not moved since entering Myriad Snake City.


Chapter 373: Black Dragon Guard Masak! Earth Demon Race Main City!_1