Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Have this avatar hide for now and wait for my command."


After Jerry had concealed himself, Zheng Cheng revealed his form and swaggered towards the direction of Myriad Snake City.


A group of Gopher Tribe members spotted Zheng Cheng's figure and quickly rode over on Giant Mice.


Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "Of course, I'm fine. Has Tribute Enchantress captured a Human Race Professionist? Is she okay?"


The leading Gopher Tribe member respectfully said, "By the way, Lord Masak, where is Ack, and what about Raya...?"


Zheng Cheng's tone suddenly paused as he looked at the man, his gaze somewhat flickering.


It was very common among the Earth Demon Race for members to kill each other and vie for power.


Even as a Black Dragon Guard, there would be countless people eyeing him.


Chapter 373 Guardian Masak of the Black Dragon! Main City of the Earth Demon Race!_2