Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Among them, there were some powerful beings from the Epic Realm, and even creatures with dragon blood from the Legendary-Realm!


Relative to others, the Icefield White Dragons were the easiest to slaughter within the Dragon Clan, but this species dwelled in the bitter cold, mostly among icebergs and ice fields, with harsh geographical environments.


After trekking across mountains and wading through water, slaughtering a few not so wealthy White Dragons hardly spoke of affluence; most legendary Professionists simply were not that idle.


The least favorite and most reluctant opponents for high-level Professionist teams were the Green Dragons, whose individual strength wasn't particularly outstanding among Dragon Clans.


As one of the evil five-color dragons, Green Dragons dwell in the jungles, their Dragon Breath being Poison Mist, inherently crafty and cautious by nature.


Chapter 374 Your daughter has mastered the Snake Mouth Suction Technique?_3