Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"I will have completely devoured her in no more than half a month!"


A thought struck Zheng Cheng's mind. Half a month?


It seemed that Zhixue was safe for the moment, no need to panic.


The Black Death virus required a certain amount of time to spread and infect— it wouldn't be effective right away.


"Where else but in my chamber?" snarled Tribute Enchantress through gritted teeth. "Lord Masak, if you summoned me just for a sacrifice, then please forgive Mei'er's impertinence!"


Zheng Cheng said with a smile, "I was only worried about missing the sacrificial time for our god... How about this? I'll pray to our god before setting out to hunt that human Professionist with the extraordinary plant!"


With those words, he stepped alone into the temple.


"Nobody is to enter while I am praying!"


Chapter 375: Dragon Saliva Fruit? Breakthrough to LV69!_3