Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Heaven took pity, for over a decade, ever since she was acknowledged by the Elemental Elf and became an Elemental Elf Probationer, she had never tasted a man's favor.


She was a Seductive Snake Demon of the Devil Clan!


Even among some of her tribespeople, she was called the 'disgrace of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe'!


And now, the Black Dragon guards her mother had wooed actually specified they wanted her to accompany him, this...


She swallowed subconsciously but still asked, "Does Lord Masak... know about my situation? I cannot truly be with him, I can only..."


"His Highness has already spoken..." the maid said, "But Lord Masak still named you... Your Snake Mouth Suction Technique can be fully executed without using a vagina."


"I believe Lord Masak probably values this point of yours."


Chapter 375: Dragon Saliva Fruit? Breakthrough to LV69!_2