Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The prompt from the Will of the World snapped Zheng Cheng awake in an instant.


With a bizarre look on his face, he stared at the four-winged, three-headed Devil God statue not far away, his eyes filled with shock.


"Was that an illusion? Or did I really... mate with a divinity, a Devil God?"


He carefully sensed his body but couldn't feel anything out of the ordinary.


However, the satisfaction that his mind, memory, and soul had just experienced was far greater than the love shared between ordinary men and women.


Even the interaction with Song Zeqian could not compare to this feeling.


He took a deep breath and opened his skill panel.


Heaven and Earth Spirit Snake Coupling Technique?


Even the Devil God's Divine Art, under his peculiar talent, had mutated into a new Mutant Ability!


Seven Emotions and Six Desires Excitement Technique!


Chapter 376: Three Great Mutant Abilities! Devil God Divine Arts!_3