Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the resting palace of Tribute Enchantress, Zheng Cheng briefly recounted his experience within the Temple.


Tribute Enchantress and her daughter, Tribute Enchantress, were as astounded as if they were listening to a divine revelation, their hearts surging with emotion.


"Lord Masak, are you saying that our God has bestowed upon us 'Devil Arts', oh no, I mean 'Divine Arts', 'Heaven and Earth Spirit Snake Coupling Technique'!"


Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "That's correct."


"It's truly befitting of Lord Masak..."


"Lord Masak has received the favor of our God!"


The two were incredibly amazed, while Zheng Cheng curiously asked, "Is there anything unique about this Heaven and Earth Spirit Snake Coupling Technique?"


Tribute Enchantress replied, "Lord Masak, you might not be fully aware."


"This Divine Art of Heaven and Earth Spirit Snake Coupling Technique is what our God comprehended while observing the birth of a world!"


Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_1