Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Suddenly, a wave of ice-cold psychic fluctuations emanated from within the Valley.


Subsequently, an even larger Pupil of the Evil Eye, wriggling with dense tentacles, emerged from it.


"Our clan is willing to offer thirty goblins, one hundred top-quality magic cores, three hundred magic crystals, and three hundred slaves. We also offer more than twenty of your Earth Demon Race brethren captured by us, all in exchange for sparing our clan!"


The Grand Elder of the Evil Eye looked at the Black Dragon rampaging in the sky, his single eye filled with dread.


He had originally thought it was just a group of Earth Demon Race, an attack was just an attack, never imagining that a Black Dragon Knight was also lurking amongst them!


Powerful physique, terrifying Dragon Breath.


Especially the Dragon Scales on the Black Dragon, which naturally possess a strong Resistance to all kinds of magic.


Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_2