Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Your "Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique" skill has leveled up to LV8!]


[Your "Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique" skill has acquired a special effect. Please review the details.]


Hearing the voice of the Will of the World in his mind, Zheng Cheng immediately opened the skill panel to check.


[Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique (Internal/LV8): Mutant Ability, consumes spiritual power, uses the body as the center to detect any life forms within a certain radius. Current monitoring range: within a radius of a hundred miles centered on oneself.]


[Monitoring methods include but are not limited to heartbeat, breathing, blood pressure, pulse, body temperature, brainwaves, spiritual fluctuations, aura fluctuations, etc., and can form a simple life map in the mind. At the same time, it can also monitor a single life target, obtaining information about the target's current physique, life state, basic attributes, and more.]


Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_3