Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Lord Masak, these damned Evil Eyes have all been slaughtered, and even the Grand Elder of the Evil Eyes has fallen to you. Your valor will be eternally sung in the great feats of our Earth Demon Race..."


The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe girl named Ishikawa Mio draped herself over more than half of Zheng Cheng's body, hugging Zheng Cheng's arm tightly with her petite yet voluptuous bunny. A pair of dark, large eyes brimming with seduction seemingly wished to pin Zheng Cheng beneath her right then and there.


Especially her snake tail, it clung tightly to Zheng Cheng's legs, sticky all over.


Girl, we are on the battlefield, stop groping around!


Zheng Cheng was covered with cold sweat, no wonder she was from the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe—always ready to turn the tables and charge at a moment's notice!


"Alright, Mio, go check how many losses we have suffered..."


"Those trash dying doesn't matter at all, only you, Lord Masak, are the strongest..."


Chapter 378 AIDS Infection Technique LV3 Features!_1