Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"This is a Minor Transfer Talisman," he said, "As soon as you tear it apart, it will randomly teleport you to any location on the current map. It might be a safe spot, it might be a monster lair, or it might even send you into a pool of volcanic lava!"


"But that's already much better than being trapped by the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe."


Cui Xiabing nodded and replied, "Thank you, Senior Lu."


Zheng Cheng leaped onto the back of Black Dragon and said, "There's only three days left until the sacrifice, we need to be quick!"


Cui Xiabing also leapt up, alighting on the back of Black Dragon.


The enormous shadow of Black Dragon flapped its wings, slowly taking flight toward the direction of Myriad Snake City.


Below the dark earth, the immense figure of Black Dragon was rapidly moving, fierce winds and icy breaths surging continuously with the airflow.


Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_2