Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Myriad Snake City, within the Snake Den.


A faint sigh suddenly echoed in the quiet cave, tinged with sobs and helplessness.


It was soon followed by soft crying, like a cuckoo bleeding from the heart, saddening those who heard it and moving them to tears.


At that moment, Bao Ying, her ripe body swaying, slithered in.


Looking towards her daughter deep within the cave, she too sighed and shook her head slightly, but still made her way over.


The figure lifted her head, eyes brimming with tears, indeed it was Tribute Enchantress.


"There's no need to be too heartbroken, we of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe have always been like this. Now that you've been deflowered by Lord Masak, it's considered..."


"Mother, Bingling has left me, no matter how I call for it, I cannot find it."


Tribute Enchantress said tearfully, "It has been with me for over a decade, and just because my virginity was taken, it has abandoned me."


Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_1