Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Screams suddenly arose as Mio's whole body trembled in an instant; her smooth, clean skin began to sprout large patches of red rash at a visible speed, followed by blisters, and then densely packed red swellings.


Her skin began to crack, and thick blood and pus oozed out slowly, covering her entire body including her face with blood and disgusting pustules!


Not only her, but the thirty or so Seductive Snake Demon Tribe sorcerers, Seductive Snake Demon Tribe knights, Poison Spider Sacrificers, and others were all affected the same way!


"Those members of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe..."


Cui Xiabing, who was still resisting at the original spot, immediately noticed something wrong with the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe and stopped, speaking with surprise.


Everyone else also instinctively looked over.


Chapter 380: The AIDS Virus Shows Its Might! The Plan Targeting Myriad Snake City!_1