Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Cui Xiabing's mind raced, and he quickly assessed the environment around him, "It seems the only option is to use 'that'."


"Only with my intervention can we buy some time for everyone."


"By then, whether it's Xiong Pi, Jiang Jingkui, Xiao Zi, or even Du Chang, they'll all have the chance to make a move."


"To kill this group of Seductive Snake Demon Tribe..."


Just then, a fierce roar suddenly came from the sky behind the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, as an extremely massive figure swiftly divided.


Mio cried out in surprise, her eyes filled with excitement.


"Humans! Lord Masak has arrived, surrender promptly! Otherwise, once captured, everyone except for the woman of Shepherd Tree People lineage will be transformed into Snake Demon Puppets!"


This was one of the most evil sorceries mastered by the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, merging humans with venomous pythons to create Snake Demon Puppets that were even more cruel and powerful.


Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_3