Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe indeed sent reinforcements; more than ten Half-demons were rushing toward this direction, with their giant pythons entangling seven or eight human Professionists and swiftly dragging them.


Behind them, an even more enormous figure was closing in continuously.


"Entangle them! We can't afford to lose more people!"


This group was clearly the elite of the Seductive Snake Demons, with their levels mostly around LV69.


If they were to be surrounded by this group of Seductive Snake Demons, they would not be able to escape entirely.


The moment his words fell, he suddenly clasped his hands together, and with a roaring sound, three giant puppets, reaching five or six meters in height, appeared out of the void.


They landed right in front of the Seductive Snake Demons, blocking their path.


Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_2