Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Lord Masak! Just ahead is the signal from our people! They are under attack..."


Mio's agile figure appeared in front of Zheng Cheng, speaking urgently.


Zheng Cheng looked forward as well, only to see in the darkness ahead, the sounds of battle cries and the occasional explosions of magic and skills.


"Hmm..." Zheng Cheng nodded. "Let's go support them, it seems that this group of the Human Race is not to be underestimated!"


With a wave of her hand, Mio led the dozen or so Half-demons she had brought with her towards the fray.


Zheng Cheng also rode on Jerry, closely following behind.


In the darkness, Cui Xiabing, Xiong Pi, the Shepherd Tree People, Jiang Jingkui, and a dozen others were clashing with a dozen or so members of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe.


Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_1