Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

This was a secret serpent forest meticulously guarded, and the perimeter was actually protected by poisonous snakes hanging upside down from the trees.


They did not need to communicate; protecting this place, no wonder the entire Seductive Snake Demon Tribe of Myriad Snake City was indulging in oblivious joy.


Not only that, but Zheng Cheng also faintly saw numerous human shapes, hiding within.


Zheng Cheng said indifferently, Snake Demon Puppets were a means for the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe to punish enemies and traitors.


They would merge them with the poisonous snakes bred by the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe through unique methods, transforming them into the terrifying existence of half-human, half-snake beings, controlled by the Devil God through special sacrificial rituals.


Chapter 382: Plan Unfolds! A New Epic Powerhouse?_1