Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Suddenly, these poisonous snakes all started shrieking, hurriedly crawling off their bodies and huddling together, crazily gnawing at each other.


Bai Jingqi's pupils contracted slightly, and as he puzzled over this, Little Qing's figure slowly flew out, whispering something.


Soon, Bai Jingqi's eyes gradually brightened.


Bai Jingqi murmured, "You really didn't die, haha... cough, cough cough..."


"Don't get excited. It's not time to start the plan yet. I'll treat you first."


Little Qing also whispered, "Don't move about. The operation hasn't started yet. We'll wait for the others to arrive before we discuss further."


"I remember Zheng Cheng had a skill that doubled a person's strength. Can you do that too?"


"Of course. I can do everything my master can."


"I didn't expect Zheng Cheng to have grown to this extent..."


"Enough talk, be quiet. Be careful not to be discovered by others..."


Chapter 382: Unfolding the Plan! A New Epic Powerhouse?_2