Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

This time it was Xu Qingluan's turn to be surprised.


"I only know about the Water of Life," Zheng Cheng shrugged. "We were trapped in the Spirit Charm Blessed Land for over a month, but more than three years have passed on Blue Star, and we haven't delved deeply into some of the basic cultural knowledge."


"I see," Xu Qingluan nodded. "Life Essence, ah... Do you know which tribe was the reigning race of the first layer of the Chasm in the extraterrestrial battlefield?"


"I know that," Zheng Cheng nodded. "I heard it was the Fallen Elves tribe, such as the Dark Elves who are good at hiding and worship Spider Queen Rosie. There's also the Blood Elves tribe that is skilled in manipulating blood energy, the Grey Elves tribe adept in shadow magic, the Naga tribe, and so on."


Chapter 389: Life Essence? Blue Temple!_1