Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"An Elf tribe, as long as there is a Moon Well and Water of Life, will always be in a state of development, with a constantly increasing population."


"Given time, the tribe will sooner or later prosper."


"Correspondingly, if a Moon Well in an Elf tribe dries up, the population will gradually thin out. No matter how powerful they were before, they will inevitably decline."


"You also know that Elves are a low-desire species and not very... adept at matters of reproduction."


"Therefore, when a Moon Well of an Elf tribe is on the verge of drying up, they often launch wars to ensure the resources and development of their tribe."


"They may even attack other Elf tribes to seize their Moon Wells and Water of Life."


"It can be said that the Water of Life is the source of life for the Elf tribe!"


Zheng Cheng nodded silently to himself.


Cui Xiabing kept mentioning the Water of Life; it seemed she was not aware of the existence of Life Essence.


Chapter 389: Life Essence? Blue Temple!_2