Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

And the Armor of Hundred Deaths on their bodies was protecting their lives, enhancing their strength.


They could completely block attacks from the Mad Beastmen and the Gray Dwarves!


In the crowd, Shen Nanfeng's figure stood tall like a cold pine!


"If Zheng Cheng were here, the AIDS virus he commands would be a genocidal disease to the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe!"


"Unfortunately, he is absorbing Life Essence and must not be disturbed."


"Just wait for him to absorb all this Life Essence…"


"Moreover, what we are facing now are the Mad Beastmen and the Gray Dwarves, and it's uncertain if his AIDS virus will have an effect on these races..."


"Hang in there! How can a war between two clans be dependent on an ordinary Professionist?"


"This war is our soldiers' war! There is no room for failure!"


Outside the City Wall, Ye Kelian also looked at the figures appearing on the wall, a flash of murderous intent in his eyes.


Chapter 395: Battlefield Meat Grinder! Life Essence Absorption Complete!_2