Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"The vast majority of their forces within the city have been drawn to the three walls of Myriad Snake City, the forces guarding the Moon Well are definitely not numerous."


"As long as Master Takeda Ki leads people through the cave to infiltrate the Moon Well, and then break out from the Moon Well... Myriad Snake City will once again fall into the hands of our Seductive Snake Demon Tribe!"


Takeda Ki nodded his head, then with a wave of his hand, a large number of fully armed Gray Dwarves and members of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe appeared behind him.


Under the efforts of more than a dozen Giant Pangolins, a huge pit quickly formed on the ground.


Takeda Ki took the lead, and the other Seductive Snake Demon Tribe members and Gray Dwarves also quickly burrowed in.


In Myriad Snake City, beside the Moon Well, Zheng Cheng was sitting cross-legged to the side.


In front of him, a 'Slime' was earnestly devouring a pile of creatures that shone like diamonds.


Chapter 395: Battlefield Meat Grinder! Life Essence Absorption Complete!_3