what did you expect? we're heroes!

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[An hour before]

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"Let's go back! Someone defeated that giant!" Mina alerted the group, and looking back it was true. The giant 'thing' was gone

"I don't think that's a good idea anymore..." Kirishima suddenly said, sweat building up on his forehead. Be it cold sweat or the heat from the blue flames they were in a tough situation

"Why? The giant isn't a threat anymore! You expect us to go through the forest fire right?!?" Mina shouted in confusion, they were already dizzy from the smoke

"Whatever defeated that giant is an even bigger threat than that fire" Shoji commented making Kirishima nod quickly

"Say... Didn't that giant monster remind you of Tokoyami?" Momo suddenly interjected, her concern making them suddenly freeze

"Are you saying that Tokoyami could be this strong... And still got beaten?" Mina felt chills run down her spine.

"Maybe going through there isn't such a bad idea" Kirishima and the rest of the group looked at the blue flames and eerie purple fog, taking a deep breath as soon as they were about to take a step forward.

"Be careful!" They heard a voice from behind them, soon 2 figures emerged from the bushes

"Eh? Kendo?" Momo recognized the ginger-haired girl, next to her a strange-looking blonde boy was huffing from his mouth.

"Don't go in there yet!" Kendo hurriedly warned the group, her fists enlarging pushing away the purple fog.

"Why?"

"Don't you see this as suspicious?" Kendo asked back, trying to keep them from going in

"Randomly getting teleported into a burning forest will often be seen a suspicious" Shoji said flatly, his logic way ahead of his time.

"What Kendo's tryna say is that the fire is really damn hot! And this purple fog is poisonous" the blonde kid said, his fist turning to steel, he smashed his fist together like Kirishima always does.

"The fog was poisonous?" Momo suddenly understood why they were getting dizzy, opening her costume she created 6 gas masks and gave them to the group.

"With gas masks, it should be easier to traverse through the forest," Momo said, taking the lead, now slowly making their way into the fire forest. By keeping a distance they could get to the camp with only an uncomfortable amount of heat surrounding them.

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"That's a shame, I didn't get to burn the dog down" a man emerged from the forest, his hands smoking between all the grafts

"Stay where you are Villain!" Aizawa stared at the black-haired man, his own hair rising into the air.

"Tsk what a troublesome quirk, Eraserhead" Dabi glared at Aizawa as he felt his quirk gone, walking slowly forward he suddenly stopped and looked back

"Oui cowards, why are you staying behind me?" Dabi talked to trees, all of a sudden 2 more villains emerged. One red-haired woman as well as a purple-haired lizardman

"I'm no coward! Stain never runs away from a fight!" The lizardman named Spinner brandished his strange sword composed of a bunch of swords.

"Hey I'm not supposed to be a frontlines fighter" The other was a woman named Magne (A/N: apparently Magne is a woman...?) scratched the back of her head, she carried around a gigantic piece of steel painted to look like a magnet.

"Pixie-Bob help us a bit!" Aizawa grabbed onto his scarf tightly, his eyes not moving away from the black-haired young adult.

"R-right away!" Pixie-Bob was snapped out of her stupor as she quickly touched the ground morphing it

"Tsk tsk, not so fast young lady!" Magne raised her gigantic steel block, all of sudden like a telekinetic push, Pixie-Bob was gravitated towards Magne at a high speed.

"Prepare to die today woman!" Magne swung her steel beam into Pixie-Bob's face, however what she didn't expect was for Hound to still be able to act

*Growl*

Holding onto the steel beam with one hand and onto Pixie-Bob's collar with the other, Hound growled at Magne before completely bending the steel beam.

"Y-you" Magne wasn't able to finish her sentence as Hound swung his claws at Magne sending her into the trees

"Damn dog! Die!" Spinner spun into action as soon as he saw Magne get launched away, his gigantic sword swinging into Hound's face like a big club.

"Maladay relay to the students about the villain attack! We don't have much time! Tell them they can apply force when needed"

Aizawa shouted to Maladay, not expecting some of the students to already be kicking villain a**.

"Right away!" Maladay focused on her telepathy before broadcasting the message.

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"meAt iM hUnGrRy!" Moonfish screamed while struggling under Bakugo's weight, as soon as he elongated his teeth Bakugo would explode them

"Moonfish? More like MoonDEAD! HAHA!" Bakugo ridiculed Moonfish while stepping on his chest, his hands sparking.

"That wasn't even... You know what, never mind" Shoto leaned onto a tree while watching Bakugo 'interrogate' Moonfish, his heavy sigh echoing through the path.

*Cough cough*

Suddenly Shoto coughed roughly, looking at his hands he suddenly felt dizzy

"Fog ...?" Shoto noticed a purple fog spreading rapidly around them, quickly realizing he created a fire wave pushing all of the gas away

"What'd you do that for?" Bakugo shouted in anger, feeling his outfit singe.

"There's poisonous gas around here, hurry up we need to leave" Shoto urgently said, seeing as the gas was filling in the missing spots.

"Leave? Only I say when we're leaving!" Bakugo screamed before noticing his out-of-breathiness, suddenly getting lightheaded he felt out of balance, giving Moonfish enough time to recover.

"I-ill eAt yOuu! I'll EaT You!" Moonfish rose on two feet and two teeth... Quickly assaulting Bakugo with a wave of sharp canines.

"Damn nutcase! Don't try to be funny!" Bakugo grabbed onto the teeth exploding them in his hands, on the other side, Shoto blocked a wave of teeth using an ice barrier.

Now both of them covering their mouths with their shirts they tried to deal with Moonfish before the gas got them

[Alert! This is not a drill! We are under villain attack. You are allowed to defend yourself, and return to camp as quickly as possible!] A sudden telepathic message surprised them, Bakugo who suddenly flinched was pushed back by a wave of more teeth.

"Thanks, Captain Obvious! I'll kill him first then return!" Bakugo threatened, but he couldn't actually answer the telepathic message anyway.

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"The smoke is only getting thicker and thicker!" Mina tapped her gas mask as she saw the fog becoming almost impossible tk see through.

"At this point, we would only have 5 minutes until the filters fail," Momo said worriedly

"Then let's go beat up whoever is creating this smoke!" TetsuTetsu, the blonde-haired boy exclaimed, his voice muffled by the gas mask.

"How can we be sure it's a villain doing this?" Kirishima asked he was already tired from carrying Mina and he didn't like the prospect of fighting a villain while Mina was flopping on his shoulder.

"Look up, can't you see the gas going around in a circle? The villain is probably in the middle" Kendo who was observing the gas for a long time now, pointed out.

"Then let's go!" TetsuTetsu began sprinting towards the middle point

"Umm, I'll make sure he doesn't die from the villain... Can you help those stuck in the gas?" Kendo asked, Momo being the goodie two shoes that she is, agreed quickly.

On their way they already found two passed-out students, fortunately giving them a gas mask and waiting seemed to help as the gas wasn't very strong.

"Ugh, a rescue mission... Again..." Kirishima complained, however, he didn't get to do it for long as Mina began to pester him

"Huh? You don't want to help people? Then why are you a hero anyway" Mina pouted, kicking her legs in the air, unknowingly giving Kirishima a front-row seat to her bouncy butt.

"Umm Kirishima... Your bleeding.." Momo commented seeing as his nose shot out blood like a hose

"Yeah..."

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"Not so strong now are ya? DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Bakugo blasted Moonfish's chest multiple times, knocking the villain unconscious, now exhausted he sat down breathing heavily.

"Let's leave Bakugo, the gas is getting thicker" Shoto grabbed onto his shoulder, he tried not to breathe too heavily as he was already dizzy enough.

"Shut up! You didn't even help!" Bakugo complained, Shoto's face darkened as he was actually more helpful than Bakugo as he blocked and restrained Moonfish on multiple occasions Bakugo just blasted away the ice willy-nilly.

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"So where the hell is the camp anyway?" Bakugo complained, now they were both going where the path lead hoping they got to camp quickly.

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"Where are Ectoplasm and Snipe" Aizawa asked Maladay, quickly closing her eyes she answered

"Snipe went to deal with the fog and Ectoplasm is trying to rescue the children!" Maladay felt her mood worsening as she couldn't really help with the fight, and seeing as both Hound, Aizawa and Pixie-Bob tried to deal with the 3 villain crew she felt completely useless.

"Aizawa, his side is exposed!" Ragdoll shouted to Aizawa, alerting him of a weak spot, even Ragdoll was helping in the fight more than her.

"Damn mud freaks" Dabi kicked the head off of a mud monster turning it into liquid on contact, he was annoyed he couldn't use his quirk as Aizawa was keeping his gaze locked onto him.

"Aizawa-Sensei!" Aizawa's gaze momentarily shifted towards the camp entrance he spotted Jiro sprinting in.

"What a bad move 'Aizawa'!' Dabi laughed as his hands ignited in blue flames, shooting them at the student

"Jiro get away!" Aizawa shouted, lunging in front of the flames, he couldn't get his student killed!

"Baka!" Dabi laughed even louder, now his hands pointed at Pixie-Bob who was busy dodging Spinner's sword

*Rumble*

However, the blue flames never reached Jiro as a shockwave interrupted its path, making Aizawa sigh in relief.

"Tsk, what a troublesome kid" Dabi noticed his fire get countered by Jiro, his eyes narrowed as he recognized the black short hair.

"I recognize you! You were that little spying bastard! You ruined the plan!" Dabi felt himself lose his temper, he was annoyed that the plan was entirely ruined as they now had to deal with 3 more heroes than necessary.

"You got complacent" Dabi's lack of attention gave Hound a moment for his sharp claws to rip his head off his neck.

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"Hound did you just?" The strange silence was broken by Aizawa as he saw Dabi's get separated from his body.

"What a shame" However Dabi's eyes suddenly snapped onto Aizawa, his smile widening before Dabi's body melted into mud.

"Hey! That supposed to be my move" Pixie-Bob was annoyed as they stole the whole 'danger melts into liquid mud' thing

"So... Do we retreat?" Magne asked Spinner as they both froze in place, they knew they weren't clones so their fates would be much worse.

"Don't even think about it!"

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[Back to the present]

'wait... Why are there 2 Jiros?' was the only thought in my mind as a knife suddenly was swung at my neck

"You b*tch!" The *real* Jiro surprisingly swore at the other Jiro as she stared at the knife getting closer to Rimuru's neck

"Kekek! I wonder what you taste like"

Like a Bollywood film, the knife took just enough time to get to my neck for a monologue to occur.

As soon as the knife reached my neck I felt a sharp pain spread through my body, the lack of adrenalin made the pain a whole lot worse. Luckily I managed to twist my neck enough as to not raise suspicion as to 'how the hell are you still alive'

"She's a feisty one isn't she" I commented while holding onto my bleeding neck.

"Sorry~ I just wanted to know what you taste like! My friend was always talking about you hehe" Jiro-no Himiko laughed while staring at my wound, licking her lips she lunged at me again.

"God I never want a Yandere Jiro ever again, delete this" Not holding back I gave a mean hook into Himiko's jaw sending her flying.

"Mou~ give me just a taste" Himiko stood up like nothing happened, but her slightly tearing up eyes told another story.

"You steal her looks and now ask for forgiveness? HERETIC" I lunge at her before burying my knee in her stomach sending her flying once again, this time into the sky making her Team Rocket and sending her into the stratosphere.

"Wow you really are an advocate for gender equality" Tokoyami commented seeing Himiko get bodied

"Be it man or woman, they all get dropkicked when needed" I cracked my knuckles, while my eyes glowed a harsh red.

"Rimuru are you alright?" The real Jiro finally arrived, and seeing as the fake Jiro was gone she sighed a sigh of relief

"I'm completely fine" I smiled completely forgetting that my neck was still bleeding profusely.

"I somehow don't believe you" Jiro dragged me toward the teachers

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"Rimuru are you alright?" Maladay sprinted towards us as she saw Rimuru's blood-stained shirt

"I already told you I'm alright" I tried resisting as Jiro kept dragging me, my words entering her ear and exiting the other.

"You? Alright? Don't even get me started! You brought a villain to the camp! Not only that you let her stab you in the neck! Are you crazy???----"

My face paled the more she continued stating even incriminating evidence for the entire class to hear...

Needless to say, I need to shut her up.

So as the rational man I was, I decided to seal Jiro's lips.... With mine

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A/N: I have no idea if this chapter is coherend but with me luck!