Provisional Heroes? no chance!

A/N: I was writing when my router decided to die and delete all my progress... Im depressed...

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*Vroom vroom*

As soon as the date for the provisional license exam came we were put on a bus and driven towards the exam location. As expected the drive was boring as always...

"Are we there yet?"

"N-No not yet Rimuru... We'll g-get ther--"

"Are we there yet?"

"I-i just sa-"

"Are we there--"

"Damn bastard shut up already! Asking won't make the damn bus faster!" Bakugo barked immediately making Midoriya lower his head. I was just having fun being annoying.

"I sometimes wonder what's going on inside your head... But then I remember it's hallow on the inside" Ouch...

Didn't know Jiro knew how to roast...

I pulled on her cheek with a neutral expression. Getting reincarnated is cool and all but having to experience life again is surprisingly boring... I don't even know how I got past my baby years without getting depression...

*Ring Ring*

I was snapped out of my thoughts by the sound of my phone ringing, checking the number I was surprised when EdgeShot called me.

"Hello Edgeshot-sensi?"

["It's been a while Rimuru, I hope your exam goes well"]

"D-did you just get a call from EdgeShot?" Jiro suddenly stuttered, Edgeshot was one of her favorite heroes. It appears Jiro has a thing for edging... Sorry

"Shush shush... Um yeah... What did you call me for?" I asked while silencing the excited Jiro, she tried connecting her ear jacks to my phone to hear him, however, I stopped her before she could.

["After the license exam you know that there will be another work-study"] Edgeshot asked, which immediately reminded me of how the next plot developed. Midoriya works for Nighteye and encounters Eri...

"Ummm yeah, I heard from Aizawa... Are you going to ask me to join?" Honestly, I didn't mind working for Edgeshot again, however, I wanted to learn more investigation skills rather than combat...

["We'll see if you pass first... I just wanted you to know that soon I will establish a new hero team"] It seemed like Edgeshot was beginning to establish team lurkers.

"A new hero team?" I of course asked as if I didn't know, Jiro who heard my exclamation was even more excited as she began to tug on my shirt.

"He's creating a hero team? With who? Tell me!"

"Calm down Jiro"

["Ahem... Anyway yes, I want to create a hero team with Kamui Woods and Mt. Lady."] Hearing the rookie hero names I nodded subtly, looks like he didn't change at all even after I meddled...

"Kamui Woods and Mt.Lady? Aren't they rookie heroes?" I asked again letting Jiro overhear, giving a thumbs up I continued listening to Edgeshot.

["Yes but I believe they have potential"]

"You say that about everyone don't you"

["..."]

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"Alright everyone, this is the commission's hero license exam. Remember that we aren't the only ones here so don't ruin our image" As soon we left our buses we felt everyone's gaze land on us. A mix of envy, rage, jealousy, a little bit of lust...? Everybody saw us as a threat.

With Aizawa leading we started making our way to the entrance however, Aizawa soon stopped in his tracks... Taking a step back he immediately hid behind Iida while peeking from his shoulder.

"Aizawa-sensei, what's the meaning behind this?" Iida tried to face Aizawa however he kept hiding from something not answering him.

"Heyoo! Eraserhead! It's good to see ya! Aren't you going to greet your wife" A cheerful voice reached our ears as everyone suddenly froze.

'Aizawa-sensei has a wife?' was the thought running through everybody's head. Aizawa sighed heavily before shouting back.

"We're not married! Stop making stupid jokes!" A small silence followed by the sound of loud laughing made everyone feel uncomfortable.

Soon the perpetrator showed herself as she approached Aizawa, with vibrant green hair and wearing an orange beanie ms. joke stopped in front of Aizawa before slapping his shoulder.

"So.." ms. Joke's face went serious as she asked in a loud voice.

"How about we get married"

"Go back to your class already Joke, I don't have time for this" Aizawa massaged his head from the headache that is that woman.

"Aizawa-sensei, what's your relationship with her?" Uraraka asked the million-dollar question. With an annoyed sigh, Aizawa turned towards us completely ignoring Ms.Joke.

"Just a coworker... She has a weird sense of humor" Aizawa answered, however, nobody actually believed him. Her blatant proposal made us question whether Aizawa is dense or Ms.Joke truly does have strange humor.

While Aizawa and Ms.Joke were having s strange back and forth, the other academies finally took their chance to approach class 1A

"Hey, are you from UA?" A tall student with a shaven head asks Todoroki, thinking he is trying to challenge him, Shoto frowned before answering.

"What if I am?" As soon as Shoto answered, the tall student's aura suddenly changed and a huge grin spread on his face.

"It's so nice to finally meet! I most humbly respect all of you!" The tall student suddenly bowed his head so low it reached the floor. Lifting his head back ignoring his bleeding forehead he reached his hand out for a handshake.

"My name is Inasa Yoarashi! What's yours?"

Feeling slightly uncomfortable with Inasa's energetic personality, Shoto hesitantly shook his hand, as soon as he tried to let go Inasa swung his hand up and down with force.

"Let's do our best on the test!" Inasa smiled, however, he was interrupted by a new arrival.

"Hey Inasa, you might want to let go of his hand. He seems uncomfortable" A seductive voice reached the two boys from behind, a small smirk emurged on Inasa's face.

"Camie-san! Why don't you meet my new friend!" Inasa turned around to face his classmate. With blonde hair, onyx eyes, and curves in every right place, Camie seemed to attract eyes from miles away, be it jealous looks from girls or desire-ridden eyes from men. And the leather black uniform hugging her body only helped her seductress aura.

"I'm Camie utsushimi! Nice to meet you handsome!" Camie shook Shoto's hand while shamelessly flirting.

"Uh.. I'm Todoroki Shoto" stunned for a moment as he wasn't expecting to end up in such a situation. Inasa who finally heard his new friend's name had a change in expression, a small spark ignited in his gaze before changing back.

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"Hahahahaha! That was so funny! And then he just fell onto his face hahahah!"

A shadow cast over Aizawa's face as he forced himself to listen to Ms.Joke, regretting his decision immediately. They were still waiting for the exam to begin however Aizawa felt like he might die before he could even enter the building.

"Ah right Eraserhead, you remember our school's tradition right?" Ms. Joke's face suddenly went serious, her eyes gazing into Aizawa's.

"That tradition? Do you still do it?" Aizawa already knew what Ms. Joke was talking about, every year whenever UA has a class take the provisional license exam, they will be immediately targeted by Ketsubusu Academy.

"Of course! I wonder how your class will fare against our students," Ms. Joke smirked slightly while staring at Aizawa's students. She had her students analyze the sports festival and try to find the weaknesses of class 1-A. A small glint shone in her eyes as she waited patiently for the exam to begin.

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After a long while the doors to the building finally opened, as the students from each academy entered they were guided to a seating area as an exhausted-looking man walked up the stage and grabbed the microphone.

"*Yawn* uhh welcome to the provisional license exam... Umm, I'm the safety commission's representative and I'm supposed to guide you..." The lanky man began speaking, his flat and lethargic voice lowered the participant's excitement. While talking he constantly mumbled about wanting sleep, not even bothering to distance himself from the microphone.

"Uhh... Anyway grab 3 targets and place them on your body, you can cover them. Like ever. If all three are hit by the balls you will be provided then you lose... Eliminate more than 3 others and you'll pass onto the next stage... Now hurry along I need a nap" The commission's representative dropped the microphone before leaving the stage, and soon enough we were provided with 3 targets and 3 balls.

Attaching them to our uniforms we waited for everyone to finish. After a few minutes, every academy was split into groups and guided into different locations. Our class was guided towards an elevator.

As soon as our class stood on the platform it began to lift up. Reaching the top we were blinded by stadium lights as we quickly realized we were standing in the middle of an arena. Surrounded by the other participants as they aimed at us.

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"Damn safety commission" I muttered in annoyance as we were ambushed by other students. It appeared that the sketchy safety commission has given a head start to the other academies. As soon as we got to the arena we were immediately attacked.

"Go get them! Focus on Bakugo, Midoriya and Rimuru!" One of the participants said while putting his hands on the floor, as soon as he did the ground around everyone began shaking before breaking apart.

"Everybody watch out! Counter beat!" Jiro who immediately took hold of the situation put her ear jacks to the floor before sending an opposite shockwave canceling out the tremors. Unfortunately, some of our classmates have already been separated.

"Throw now!" The same participant said as the group around him readied their shots and threw their balls at us in a volley. Unfortunately, we have many ways to deflect attacks.

"Dark shadow!" Tokoyami commanded dark shadow into the form of a giant arm, swiping the balls from the air he cocked his arm before throwing them right back at them. Unluckily he didn't hit anybody as he could aim his shots.

"Fumi you missed... Why am I even surprised" I sighed inwardly before taking the 3 balls I was provided and looking for a target.

Fortunately, we were already surrounded thus we had plenty of targets to hit. My eyes soon landed on one participant who seemed to have a quirk that lets him create metallic scales on his body, unfortunately, he can't cover his targets with those scales so he just uses his arms to cover them.

'Raphael-san, calculate trajectories please' I requested and immediately I began seeing outlines around everything. Sort of reminding me of cheats in online games I was now able to see everybody's weakspots.

Locking my gaze onto that same participant I readied my aim, almost immediately I began to instinctivly sense how to throw to get a perfect hit.

Without wasting a moment I flexed my arm before putting force into my shoulder, in the blink of an eye my hand blurred as the ball in my hand flew at the participant. Barely given any time to react he tried covering his target using his arm as well as covering it with scales, unfortunately the ball I threw at him was much to strong.

*Bang*

With the sound remenicent of a gunshot the ball hit the participant's arm bending the metal scales as well as shattering his forearms.

*Ding*

"Huh? It counts?" I heard the sound of his target being hit, it appears the commission doesn't care if I were to hit the targets indirectly.

'hehe, who knew corruption was so useful' a small grin formed on my face as I readied my next ball, this time throwing it much slower. But due to the shock of the first hit the participant wasn't able to dodge this getting his second target hit.

"And that's a third! Bye bye!" I waved to the free points in front of me before turning my attention to the 'leader' of those students. He stared at me with an arrogant smile

"Rimuru Tempest right? Don't expect this fight to be easy, we watched your performance during the sports festival. We know your weakness" The 'leader' grinned before one of his lackies aimed a ball before throwing it at me.

However something felt wrong about that ball...

'am I seeing things... Or is that ball curving?' I stared as the ball approached me like a guided missile, however the next thing shocked me even if only for a moment.

As it got closer it soon fell... Right through the floor, however I could instinctivly tell it was still locked onto me.

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A/N: I wrote this chapter while having no internet. I didn't have the episode to reference for my chapter so if I got anything wrong plz correct me...