Chapter 222: Lady Sif & Warriors Three

(Note: Imagine Lady Sif from GOW: Ragnarok)

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Although I decided to speak with Thor since he was sleeping, I opted to wait for the morning, so I spent the night flying around the world, offering help wherever it was needed and saving a little over a hundred lives, which may seem like a lot, but when there are over seven billion humans, it's not much. Still, one hundred lives were one hundred lives.

Once night began to arrive in the Eastern hemisphere, I shot through the sky, breaking the sound barrier as I swiftly flew towards New Mexico. Spotting Mrs. Foster's home in the distance, I lowered myself to the ground; thankfully, her home was on the outskirts of town, so she wouldn't get pestered by people asking her why Blacksteel visited her house, which I imagine would be annoying.

'7:23 in the morning? Ah, they should be awake; if not, I'm letting myself in.' Thought Tut lightly with a yawn as he rang the doorbell a few times before patiently waiting.

After a few minutes, Mrs. Foster opened the door and gave me a confused and slightly shocked expression.

"U-Um, m-may I help you, Blacksteel?" Asked Foster softly as she looked at Tut, who nodded while gesturing inside her house, prompting her to fully open the door.

"Yeah, I was just here to talk with Thor, that's all. Also, you're wearing rather loose clothing for someone sharing the house with the God of Fertility, Mrs. Foster." Replied Tut lightly as he entered the house, using his X-ray vision to glance at the sleeping Thor before shifting his focus to Foster, who faintly blushed at his words.

"I-It's what I always wear. Also, I don't know what you're talking about, Blacksteel. Who is this Thor?" Remarked Foster softly as she quickly grabbed a nearby jacket, covering her cleavage before regaining her composure while glancing at Tut.

"Ah, no judgment from me, just concerned, that's all. Also, there isn't any point in trying to lie, Mrs. Foster. I heard you and him talking last night… I listened to the whole conversation." Stated Tut lightly as he stretched before plopping down on the couch, causing it to creak underneath his large and heavy stature while Foster suspiciously eyed him.

"You were spying on us?" "Eh, it's rude when you put it like that, but yeah. Though to be fair, I'm spying on everyone, so it's not like I singled you out." Remarked Foster and Tut, respectively, as the former narrowed her eyes while the latter thoughtfully rubbed his chin before faintly nodding in agreement.

"Anyways, can you wake Thor up or something?" Added Tut lightly as he grabbed an apple while glancing at Foster, who softly sighed before nodding.

Watching Mrs. Foster head towards Thor's room, a flash of rainbow-colored light enters the room through a window behind me, causing me to raise an eyebrow as I glance behind me, only to see four people dressed in medieval armor with cold weapons.

Shrugging my shoulders, I ignored the four people and returned to eating the apple, though a few minutes later, I heard a few knocks on the door, prompting me to groan as I stood up while tossing the apple's core into the trash.

As I opened the door, three dudes, one wielding an axe, one wielding two short swords, and the other wielding some weird weapon I'd never seen; however, standing in front of them was an undeniable bombshell of a woman with blonde hair and a voluptuous figure that any woman would die for… She was also wielding a sword.

"Um, I think you got the wrong house. The Medieval festival is happening in Idaho." Said Tut lightly as he glanced at Sif before shifting his focus between Volstagg, Fandral, and Hogun.

"A Dark Elf in Midgard?" "No, I don't think he is a Dark Elf, Hogun." Said Hogun and Fandral, respectively, as the former reflexively grabbed his weapon while the latter lowered his hand, stopping him.

"You know what, I'm just going to ignore that." Muttered Tut lightly as he rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance, only for Sif to open her mouth.

"We are for Thor. Heimdall states he is in this house." Stated Sif firmly as she stepped forward and grabbed the door, attempting to force her way inside, though, to her surprise, it didn't budge.

"Yeah, I figured you three were here for Thor, but this isn't my house, so I can't just let you four in. Wait here, I'll ask Mrs. Foster." Said Tut lightly as he glanced at Sif before shaking his head and closing the door, knocking her onto her butt.

"Oh, no, he just didn't!" "Hehe, Oh yes, he did!" Said Volstagg and Fandral, respectively, as the former widened his eyes while the latter laughed in amusement.

Clearly, those four wished to talk with Thor as they attempted to bust the door down, but with the entire house having been engulfed in my bio-electric aura, that wasn't going to happen, so I just let them uselessly attack the house while I approached Mrs. Foster, who was having trouble waking Thor up.

"Yo, c'mon, what's taking so long? Just slap him awake or something." Said Tut lightly as he gently pushed Foster to the side before pushing Thor off the bed, causing him to swiftly wake up with drool on his chin.

"In Odin's name, who woke me from my slumber!" Yelled Thor slightly angrily as he looked around, only to notice Tut and Foster, causing him to calm down.

"I did. Now, c'mon, I've got something I want to ask you…" Said Tut blandly as he turned around before exiting the room, only for Fandral to attack the window, causing Thor and Foster to be taken aback.

"... Oh yeah, there are four people outside who want to speak with Thor, Mrs. Foster." Added Tut lightly as he returned to the couch while Foster quickly followed him.

"Thor!" "Fandral!?" Exclaimed Fandral and Thor, respectively, as the former's eyes widened in excitement while the latter looked puzzled yet happy at his sudden appearance.

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"Well, that's quite the Brother rivalry. Also, I'm confused: why would Loki want to be King? An eternal Prince sounds much better; he has far fewer responsibilities and nearly an unshakeable authority. Maybe you're the smart one, Thor." Remarked Tut lightly as he ate food while glancing at Sif, who had just finished explaining the truth to Thor.

"Who doesn't want to be King?" "No, No, he's got a point, Volstagg." Remarked Volstagg and Hogun, respectively, as the former furrowed his brows in confusion while the latter thoughtfully rubbed his chin.

"S-So, Father… H-He is still alive?" Asked Thor softly as he raised his head and looked at Sif, who softly nodded, causing him to lower his head once more.

"We came here to bring you back, Thor. Loki… He isn't fit to rule, not after we learned what he told you." Stated Sif firmly as she stood up and looked at Thor, who wiped his face and nodded.

Just when Thor was about to respond, he was interrupted as a rainbow beam, the same one Lady Sif and the Warriors Three had used to arrive on Earth, appeared in the distance, right in the middle of the town.

"The Bifrost?" "Is it Loki?" Asked Thor and Volstagg, respectively, as the former furrowed his brows while the latter grabbed his axe, preparing for battle.

"No, it's not Loki." Said Tut with a hardened expression as he stood up and exited the house, prompting everyone to follow him.

As I exited the house, I saw flashes of bright red lights and explosions, causing me to frown deeply as I eyed that metal humanoid monster.

"Those beams… A Destroyer." Said Thor softly with an ugly expression as he stared at the town, his words causing Lady Sif and the Warriors Three's gaze to harden.

"What's a Destroyer?" Asked Foster in confusion as he glanced at Thor, who didn't bother responding.

"Loki, he must've sent it here to kill us." "Hmph, let's show the Warriors Three aren't so easily killed!" Remarked Fandral and Volstagg, respectively, as the former frowned while the latter sported a fearless grin.

"Good, then keep it busy while I evacuate the citizens." Stated Tut sternly as he engulfed Lady Sif and the Warriors Three in his bio-electric aura before speedily flying toward the town.

Reaching the town almost immediately, I retracted my aura and tossed the four of them at the so-called Destroyer; while they kept it busy, I quickly began to help the citizens evacuate from the area.

"C'mon, you got to move quickly, Mam." Said Tut urgently as he lifted a large piece of rubble, revealing a woman while he used his body to deflect any ricocheting attacks.

Helping the woman up, I raised my hand, grabbing Fandral, who was bitch-slapped, before tossing him back towards the Destroyer. Although they were getting their ass-handed to them, they were keeping the Destroyer busy, which was perfect as it allowed me to help everyone who was trapped while ensuring everyone successfully evacuated to a safe distance.

Just as I helped the final person, I placed the car, which had been pinning them down, on the ground, only for Sif to violently smash into it, destroying it.

"You okay?" Asked Tut in concern as he looked at Sif, who groaned in pain before weakly removing herself from the car.

"O-Of course." Replied Sif with a bloody smile as she weakly held her sword while grabbing her side."

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Yo, I'm telling y'all right now. If Tut was single, he would fuck the absolute shit out of Sif! Her GOW version is so freaking fine! She's woman and then some!