Raiden's Raiding

Raiden came to Mondstadt one morning to meet all the Pyros again, and she wanted to explore more of Sumeru. "Oh Raiden, it's great to have you back here, things have a change a lot since you last came, would you like me to show you around here?" Yoimiya said while being giddy. "Slow down, young Pyro, don't get too excited" laughed Raiden. "Let me introduce you to the twins first, they arrived the day I returned from out training, they mean well but they will pull your leg when they get the chance" said Yoimiya. "I see, kinda reminds me of our relationship" Raiden said to herself. "I remember all the events that happened before I left after Baal's death" she continued. "Uh, everyone give me a minute, I need to talk to Raiden alone" said Yoimiya solemnly. "Are you alright, Raiden?" she asked. "Yeah, just don't know how to go back to Inazuma without drawing a lot of attention" "What ever do you mean?" "Those 200 years or so when I was absent, I went back to my hometown in Singapore and stayed there, people still thought I was Ei only, I didn't tell them about what happened to Baal, so I lied and said that she was doing all my work for me" said Raiden. "And the Electros that I worked with, Yae Miko and Kujou Sara didn't know that I left, so they've been keeping watch all over Teyvat, I don't know if they missed me or hate me" worried Raiden. "Don't worry, Raiden, we'll go to Inazuma and try to reunite you all, and if they don't accept, well" Yoimiya finished deviously. "I don't condone to physical confrontations, they only make the situations worse" Raiden informed. "Alright, I understand, but we'll see" said Yoimiya while winking at the ol' Electro. When Raiden and Yoimiya took the train from Fontaine to Inazuma, they were approached by a strange looking woman. She had light green hair, a mask that covered her mouth, and "looked like a ninja" according to Yoimiya. "Greetings, you two", she said quietly, "Can I ask you a few questions about you, Ms. Shogun?" "Um, sure but who are you?" said Raiden. "The name's Kuki Shinobu, now let's begin" she said swiftly. A century since Raiden left, Miko and Sara built a second base in Inazuma, it was strictly for all the Electros and no one else. Miko hosts a news broadcast that displays about the latest whereabouts regarding around Teyvat, Sara dealt with bringing the news to Miko, and Shinobu just simply uses social media to make it widespread. Presently, Miko was sitting down watching the TV quite crossly, she haven't had any stories to talk about in a while. "Hey, Miko, can you get your girlfriend to calm down" said Shinobu. "If course it's Sara of all people, another day with her, I suppose, oh ho ho, fuck my life" she complained. "What are you on about now?!" shouted Miko. "It's that bitch, Shinobu, she keeps bringing me the wrong information to use, and spoiling our image, I can wait to-" "Aw Sara, no need to get fussy over it, it'll be alright" she comforted. "Don't use your baby talk against me this time, because it works every time" she said regretfully. The two kept teasing until Shinobu came rushing into the base. "Look, you guys, I've did some research, and I concluded that-" But she was interrupted when one of the satellites was recording something, it was of Raiden and Yoimiya departing from the train and heading to the old base. "Ei is back?!, but where is Baal?" said Miko. "I thought they both died, they just left us without a trace?" wondered Sara. "How long has it been?" asked Miko. "Since you almost beat her in that last fight you had, it was a week before she left" teased Sara. "Uh screw you for one, and two, if she thinks she can just disappear then come back here and eventually outshines us, oh no sir we're not doing that, Sara, Shinobu, you know what to do" smiled Miko. Both Sara and Shinobu snickered as they set everything up. "Greetings Teyvat, Yae Miko with the latest story, now we've received word that the "Raiden Shogun" had returned home after a 200 year hiatus, should you be concerned, well yes actually and I'm here to tell you why" announced Miko. "Oh dear, they're going to bring up all of our past events, we need to do something" pondered Raiden. "Here's what we'll do" Yoimiya said and whispered something to Raiden. "I like it, now remain quiet and listen" "The Shogun are actually two people in one, and let me tell you, Ei claims that she was one of the best Electros but in reality, she did nothing and left me and Sara to do all her work, meanwhile Baal did most of her own work, but her whereabouts are currently unknown, so in conclusion, The Shogun's really just a false prophet that you're all worshipping for, so if you wanna see true Electros, stay tuned, and that's all we have for tonight, goodnight Teyvat-" "Hold on" continued Raiden, "There's always two sides to the story, so let me tell you mine, first few things we need to clarify, me and Baal did all of Miko's work while she complained to Murata that she wasn't feeling well, and discussing about Sara, she barely did close to anything, she's just Miko's posse, now let me justify that I have a mutual respect to both of you, but you two have flaws indeed and you can't ignore that, now since I've returned, I'm promise to keep these two and Teyvat in order from now on, thank you everyone, this has been the Raiden Shogun signing off" "You stupid old bitch, you've just embarrassed us?!" snapped the two Electros. "That was simply a reminder to you all that everyone always knows my story, so guys were as the young ones would say, "talking shit" "Raiden, please don't use our slang terms ever again" said Yoimiya while being embarrassed. "Oh and you think that we didn't, you know, you really are something special, but you should've prevented a certain death" "Wait, Miko, don't" "Why not, she could've saved Baal's life but she just let her die, it's true what Furina said, always putting yourself before her" "Ok, that is it, I had quite enough of you people insulting about my sister's death" "So you want a duel, that's no way to settle our disputes, honey" said Miko sweetly. "Raiden, let's just go and-" "Yoimiya, take the train home, I'm dealing with this by myself" Raiden said gravely while stepping forward to Miko. "But-" "I said now!" she ordered, Yoimiya said nothing and just scurried away. "So, what are you gonna do, Raiden-" Raiden grabbed Miko with a forceful grab and was choking her. "Now, if you want to survive, then you need to keep your mouth shut and let us actually reunite once more" Miko agreed and was breathing helplessly. "As for you, Sara, well basically the same thing but less extreme, I will help out with trying to perfect Teyvat, but I wanna make some adjustments first" Raiden suggested. "And what may that be?" Shinobu said. "You'll see as time goes on, but first thing we need to do is to speed up progress on the Mid-Teyvat, it will only be a landmark instead of a actual functioning worksite" she said importantly. As time went on, both Miko and Sara had grew fond to Raiden once more, and Shinobu overheard them saying, "That Raiden, she knows how to properly run Teyvat" said Sara. "We've shouldn't have been so quick to assume, she was getting over her sister's death, and I'm dreadfully sorry that I teased her about it" Miko said sympathetically. "Is my little Miko getting emotional?" "You know, you make it pretty obvious that we're in a relationship, don't you" "Well, would you look at that" remarked Shinobu. "Oh, I mean, I didn't say nothing, dear Shinobu, I was just thinking out loud, I must go to sleep, goodnight" she exclaimed, the others laughed and promised not to tell Miko about her little secret, but when she does actually silly, Raiden would remark, "Mon cherie, Miko and Sara, quite a 'shocking' relationship to put in bluntly"