Great Now I am a time traveler

I looked around to see my surroundings and all I saw was a jungle with a few bird noises—basically, everything you'd expect from a jungle. I decided to gather up some sticks and use a fire technique I bought from the system to set them on fire, or just incinerate them in my case. Well, that was useless—20 minutes of my time gone.

I decided to explore a little bit, but then I remembered, "Oh yeah, I can just crank 90s," which I did. What I didn't notice was that I bought a limited-time item from the shop that has an expiration date of about three months. Well, that's useful to know. I basically spent all my money to get an overpowered ability for only a few months. That would've been useful to know when I bought it. My day is ruined, I said, as I stood in a small tower made from my Fortnite ability, which just ran out.

"Do any of my other abilities have expiration dates? Oh great, so does my Mangekyō Sharingan. But everything else is permanent. OK, at least I have a few elemental techniques and the regular Sharingan. Well, anyway, it shouldn't be much harder to exist here."

This seems like a regular world, maybe futuristic, but I doubt it. Maybe we're in the past, I thought, as I looked at a tree that could've been mistaken for a skyscraper. OK, maybe it's not a futuristic world, maybe it's a fantasy world or something like that. Or maybe it could be Jurassic Park or something. I don't know.

Anyway, I'm going to continue talking to myself like a crazy person as these birds stare at me creepily. They looked at me in confusion like they've never seen a human before, which could be true since I was in the middle of the jungle wearing pajamas. But anyway, it doesn't matter to me. I decided to buy a hatchet and bug spray from the item shop. Yes, I know, immature purchase, but what was I supposed to do, get eaten alive by bugs?

Anyway, I guess it's not going to be 100 days surviving in the jungle. No, I'm joking, I'm not one of those Minecraft YouTubers. But anyway, this is going to be an interesting time. Maybe I could build a mini hut like those Minecraft YouTubers, because this jungle seems to go on for miles. It's likely that nobody's looking for me since I never existed in this world in the first place.

Anyway, I continued on with my journey. I found a small river teeming with lively creatures and critters. I decided I didn't want to get attacked by panthers and bugs all the time, so I chose not to move too close to the river. I stayed far enough away to avoid attacks but close enough to get there in a reasonable time.

I found a pretty OK spot to build, but I got a little distracted seeing a mini lizard that looked like a very small version of a T-Rex. The thing was so adorable, but I remembered watching Jurassic Park and recognizing it as a compy, which hunts in packs. So, I decided not to pick it up or do anything, just walk away. OK, maybe I'm in prehistoric times or in the middle of Jurassic Park, both of which sound equally terrifying.

Maybe I should build the fort up high? But aren't T-Rexes and such really tall? I'd be quite noticeable. Maybe I should go underground. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

I only have 1,000 points. If I'm in Jurassic Park, I could just create a YouTuber account or a web browser or something and then get enough points to leave here. But if it's prehistoric times, I don't know.

Anyway, I decided to make a small fort and camouflaged it using leaves and stuff. Now, if I were to get snuck up on by a T-Rex or something, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead. So, I bought a few things: a perfume that makes you smell like nothing—like air, I guess—so if anything tries to smell me out, I'll be fine. I also bought a small Capsule Corp. capsule that can hold anything of medium size, like a fridge or a lot of small things. I spent around 150 points on that, which was a sizable dent.

But anyway, I created my small fort and a mini survival camp. It had lighters, a hatchet, a hunting knife, a stove top with fuel, a solar panel, nails, a sleeping bag, a backpack, and two tarps. The water purifier was only 10 points, so I bought it anyway.

With my interesting attempt at making a campsite, I did create a bit of a ruckus, so naturally, all the birds and other creatures were quite interested. But let's just say my bug repellent kept them away and my nonsense spray—I used about 12% of it—seems to work as well. I basically took a bath in that stuff.

It was almost nighttime by the time I was done. I decided to buy a pack of three books: one on survival, one on fishing and hunting, and one on properly cutting down trees. I don't know if these are actually books, but they seemed pretty useful and they were only one point each. Great, I bought all three. At least I won't be bored, I guess. With all my shenanigans, I probably won't ever be bored.

But anyway, let's get back to how to survive in prehistoric times or maybe Jurassic Park. I don't know. As night closed in, I heard stomping and other noises that make you scared to sleep. But thankfully for me, I have plenty of powerful abilities, so I'll be fine. I go to sleep, curious about what's going to happen tomorrow. Maybe a bit frightened. I could get eaten in my sleep, but anyway.

Author's Note:

Sorry for not uploading in a while, I wasn't feeling good. Also, had to work on the weekends. Anyway, I'll keep up with the consistent uploads.