I Promise I Won't Laugh

"Let me tell you something, Abi..." I pulled her closer into my embrace, while she still put her hand over her secret place to cover it. "A wise man who had once explored the whole world in a flying house, told that the wilderness must always be explored..."

"Wilderness?...You mean..." Her cheeks turned warm when she realised what I was talking about, and so did her butt, where I was holding her. "B-But Daddy, that place isn't that hairy for you to call it the wilderness...I-It's just a little thick around the top, which I don't know if you'll like or not."