Let Daddy Shave It For You

"Wait, Abi...Don't misunderstand, I wasn't laughing because-" 

Thud~ Thud~

I put out my hand to clear up the misunderstanding before she thought I was laughing at her insecurity. But before I could, I felt the top of my head getting pummeled by a pair of soft fists and saw my mother hitting me while tearing up from her eyes.

"How could you, Daddy?! How could you?!" She wailed as she threw her fists on me, which I could barely feel and honestly felt like a pleasant massage on my head. "How could you laugh when you promised me that you wouldn't earlier?!"