What maketh a man.

“Well for your information, I don't drink beer. It tastes more like cow piss than any drink." Abe said as he shifted the beer to his uncle's front

John peeled his face away from the TV's screen and stared at Abe with a complicated look. "You don't take beers?" he asked

"Yes! I don't." Abe replied

" Why? As a man, you should drink beer. Even if it tastes like cow piss, those are the sacrifices you make as a man. " John said

"Oh forgive me Mr. Philosopher, in which book of law is that written?" Abe said sarcastically.

John stared at his nephew and sighed, then he turned around fully to face Abe.

"Listen to me! There are three things that make a boy become a man. Drinking beer, taking responsibility and f-----g." John explained

Then he suddenly gasped, he dropped his beer on the table and he cleared his throat.

"Abe Frederick! I want you to be truthful in this situation, no lies. Okay?" John said

"What is it?" Abe sighed, he was suddenly regretting sitting with his uncle.