Dark_Scholars

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West

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Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. 

Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished.

He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered-  Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books.

But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans.


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Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world.

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I Am Tired Of Being A Hero

"What do you know about agriculture?"

Cornflower blue eyes looked at him like he was insane.

Ravi cleared his throat, "Do you know how to harvest tomatoes?"

The cat stared at him before shaking his head, "You can only harvest them when they are mature. Like this one, when it is mature, it turns red. Then you squeeze, it should yield a bit but still very firm. Try it. Ah! Your paws can't squeeze. Let's move on. It is best to harvest tomatoes in the morning, that way the temperature is cooler but we need them for dinner so we are harvesting them before dinner. Okay. The how. Use pruning shears." He picked up a stone when turned into pruning shears causing the cat to swallow and move back one step.

"You cut the stem about an inch above the fruit. Do not pull, do not twist. Do you understand?"

The cat looked at the shear and then the man and nodded.

Hunger makes people think weird thoughts.