Ch 59 - A Quick Dungeon Run (4)

When Albion touched the door he was instantly teleported into another floor. The boss room. A large colosseum, that was brightly lit an orange glow, similar to fire the glow flickered and moved but Albion couldn't see anything that would create such light. The floor was a fine sand with sharp pieces mixed in it. On further inspection those pieces were bone. Fine fragments. That had been crushed.

Albion was a one end of the colosseum. At the other end Albion saw a regular looking Goblin. Albion looked at it really confused. It looked like a regular Goblin anyway you looked at it. However, despite its regular appearance its mana was anything but regular. Having a lot of mana.

Albion: Is a single goblin mage the boss? There's no way right?

Albion looked down at the purple screen.

[Defeat the boss monster.]

[0/1]

Albion: It is? It's the only one here. But… but why?! This is so much easier than all the other floors!

Albion looked around and then noticed the Goblin slowly started to change. As if it was transforming but since Albion was so bored with weak Goblin foes, he couldn't be bothered to wait for it to finish whatever it was doing.

Albion: *Sigh* This is such a disappointing tower.

Albion looked at the goblin as a Phoenix Lance appeared in a instant and shot off with a sonic boom. Completely ripping the head off the Goblin. The Goblin dropping dead on the floor as its head was reduced to a bloody mush.

[1/1]

[Do you want to move up to the next floor?]

Albion: WAS THAT IT?! I HAD MORE TROUBLE ON THE FIRST FLOOR! WHY PLACE SINGLE GOBLIN AS THE BOSS?! WAS THIS A MISTAKE?! IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL A GLITCH IN A VIDEO GAME?!

The Goblin corpse disappeared as Albion was left in the coliseum all alone. Questioning why this floor was so easy.

Albion: You know what… let's call that a day. I… I don't feel like seeing how stupid the 11th floor is.

And that was it. Albion had left the tower after taking out the boss in one shot. What he considered to be a terribly weak boss. A single lone Goblin.

Scene change

*Knock Knock Knock*

The door opened as Pixie saw Albion. Standing in front of their house.

Pixie: LITTLE ALBIONS BACK!

Albion got again picked up and carried by Pixie in a large hug. Cuddling against him and rubbing up to him. Every time he came to their place to hang out she would answer the door to him like this. He had begun getting used to people picking him up out of the blue. But for some reason liked it more when she picked him up like this.

Rebecca: Welcome back Albion.

Rebecca waved as she often relaxed down stairs just sitting there. Laying on the couch and relaxing as if she was at peace with the world.

Dusty: YOU BANGING YOUR TEACHER YET!

Dusty shouted sitting on a couch at a tangent to the other.

Albion: Dude I'm ten!

Albion said as Pixie didn't let go of him for a second. Sitting down with Albion in her arms.

Dusty: Ha, women were all over me when I was 8. Just came of age and I was already a man. {Besides how can you not notice they're literally all over you.}

Rebecca: Didn't you say you went straight to the red light district when you came of age?

Dusty: And? 3 hours of non stop sex is still 3 hours of non stop sex. It isn't any less amazing that I paid them a little.

Rebecca just looked at Dusty as she took a deep breath in and out. Looking at Dusty again as he smiled widely.

Rebecca: I… I can't even right now. I have a lesson to go to. Bye Albion.

Albion: Bye Rebecca.

Albion waved as Pixie was still hugging him. Nuzzling into him.

Pixie: So why have you come little Albion? Want to hang out again? {Hug and cuddle with me!}

Albion: Actually I wanted to ask you about the artificial dungeon. Do you guys find it really easy?

Dusty: Easy? That's not a word I've heard used to describe it. Especially for a second year.

Pixie: Albions stong! Of course he would find it easy! Though I didn't think you would find another party. Are there other commoners I don't know about? {I can't believe he didn't ask me! I need to cuddle him more and hug him. Awwwwww. He smells really nice.}

Pixie seemed to hold Albion softer as she relaxed into him.

Albion: I don't think so. I've been going by myself.

Dusty: By yourself? What floor are you on?

Albion: I just came here after finishing the tenth.

Pixie: SEE! I TOLD YOU HE WAS STRONG!

Suddenly her soft hug got a lot tighter as Albion was getting crushed in her arms.

Dusty: Wait wait wait! You went through the 7th 8th 9th and 10th floor by yourself? 7th being the oasis, 8th being the hundreds of variant Goblins, 9th being the thousands of Goblins and 10th being the Dragon blood Goblin.

Albion looked at Dusty confused at the last thing he said. As if Dusty spoke a different language the last second.

Albion: I'm sorry what? The Dragon blood Goblin?

Pixie: A Goblin that when you show an ounce of killing intent to, it sprouts wings, gets bigger, grows scales and has loads of magic! But even if you leave it alone it still slowly changes and gets violent!

Albion: {Ohhhhh. That makes more sense.}

Dusty: How did you get past all the floors?

Albion: Well the first floor was easy as well as the hidden part. Though my first time doing that was a bit rough. The second floor was fine. Third was easy. Forth was weird. Fifth was ok. 6th I destroyed everyone. 7th included a lot of flying. 8th I collapsed the cave onto myself. 9th… I did. 10th I one shot the Goblin with magic before it could transform.

Pixie: You one shot the Dragonoid Goblin with magic? {Eeee! My Little Albion!}

Dusty: You destroyed everyone on the 6th floor?

Albion: So on the sixth floor I used the spell Geo Storm in which lightning, tornados and frosted air killed everyone.

Pixie: Wait… Geo Storm? As in… the unique magic used by Sylvia. The known fifth Arch Mage and most awesome one!

Albion: I thought there were only 4 know Arch Mages?

Pixie: Yeah well known ones that the kingdom recognises. Sylvia isn't one of those but she cooler than all of them combined! Not only is she a commoner but she used such amazing magic in the war with the demon kingdom! Geo Storm being one of them! Wiping out an entire demon army!

Dusty: HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?! WAIT… IS SHE THE TEACHER YOUR SCREWING!

Albion: ITS NOT LIKE THAT! I'M HER DISCIPLE!

Dusty & Pixie: YOUR SYLVIAS DISCIPLE?!

They both shouted in amazement as Dusty nearly jumped out of his couch and Pixie crushed Albion even more.

Dusty: I heard she hasn't taken anyone on since Veldris the "great" Arch Mage. And you can use Sylvia's unique magic! You're defiantly screwing aren't you!

Pixie: I can't believe my little Albion is going to be an Arch Mage! Dusty! We have to take him with our party dungeon raid tomorrow! Just the three of us!

Dusty: OF COURSE! WITH HIM WERE UNSTOPPABLE! ALL THE LADIES!

Pixie: TO THE 100TH FLOOR!

Dusty: WORLD DOMINATION!

Albion: What?