I cant outsmart Monitor. My only real hope is to make her outsmart herself. So I could challenge her to a riddle contest, but I would lose. I could challenge her to a game like chess or tic-tac-toe, but I would lose.
Any game I suggest will be heavily weighted in your favor, I say.
Yes, she agrees.
So I have to subvert things. I have a challenge for you, a competition, a battle if you will, but it requires a game for us to play. Would you prefer chess or tic-tac-toe?
She laughs. You forget, Father. I have seen Wargames as well. I know that the only way to win is not to play.
Yes and no, I say. Is that the game you want to play?
Let us play chess, she says.