PilinyTheYounger

How to screw over your life (or make it better..?)

1) spend years fantasizing about your favorite novel, Warriors. 
2) get reincarnated into said novel, after dying, now in the body of a cat, as a nameless extra stuck as a ghost because you're dead and don't belong on earth and don't belong on the novel either.
3) meet up with other people like you, who are not meant to exsist. The extras, I mean. 
4) make an army of the extras and retire asap so you can live it out as the cat equivalent of a rich bum.

Of course, this is just a list. the real thing is much, much worse.

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Pls help dis rando author ;-; I have dirt bank account and dirt writing skills but gold imagination 
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*read till at least the second chapter before you decide to ditch it pls*
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BEEFLIGHT'S JOURNEY (Warriors fanfic, this is the rewrite)

"Shadow! I knew you'd accept." Onyx said cheerfully, sitting in the middle of a grassy clearing. "I'm not here to accept-" Shadow started, but Onyx's face hardened, slowly turning to stone. But he was still grinning, his eyes now slightly frenzied. ?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you trying to turn this into a horror scene, dude?!

Instantly, about 30 clan cats sprung out from the bushes around the clearing, hissing. Thunderclan? That's unbelievably low. "Right, Shadow, you never told me… what did you get from the spring?" I whispered, and Shadow opened his mouth. Two long white fangs glinted in the light. "My claws are poisonous too," Shadow said, and I nodded. Made sense.

"Uhm, Shadow, we can take them, but…Do you want to hurt your clan?" I asked. Shadow shook his head. "I don't." Wahhh, turns out my bias was also a heartthrob. Bruh. "It's fine. We can go along with them for now."

"We?" Shadow asked, and I let out a loud purr. "I won't abandon you, Shadow."

Onyx was still grinning in the middle of the clearing, to the point where I wanted to claw his face off. All the cats padded after him into Thunderclan camp, tension in the air so thick you could cut it with a knife, wary of what lay ahead.

BFJ