Ratstick

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? 

Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. 

What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. 

Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right?

Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me.

What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair...  I should have done a harem... 

Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you...

Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe

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(Non Canon Now (yay))
A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine...

Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. 

But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? 

To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! 

Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski.

Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho.

Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? 

I can't have anything...


I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. 


Two Becomes One | One Was Two
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[So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it...
Reboot (yay). 
But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]

Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

Panila was sat idly in her office like usual, drinking her coffee with a small smile... Until she heard the deafening music of Eido. Panila knew the Idol loved to make an entrance, even when it was just for a quick visit.

A group of Decaynines burst through the main office doors, each holding a speaker as Eido walked between them, doing a full dance routine as she sung to the beat: "Panila, O Panila. The damned Warden, won't you come and make some plans? I wanna get lunch, and Tophi blew me off, so please O please will you get a drink with me?"

Panila looked unamused by her subordinate, instead putting her head back down to her work as the Decaynines awkwardly left the room, leaving the two alone. "So... What you working on now?" Eido asked with a small smile as she crawled up onto the desk, burning her hand slightly as she tried to lean against Panila's coffee mug.

"Deciding what to get Wendy for her birthday." She said flatly. To Eido, that was either sarcasm or the truth, no one really knew. The spider sighed and clapped her back hands together. "Well, why don't you ignore that for a snack?" She grinned, dangling a tiny, spider sized gift card in her hands.

"Why? What is so important that you need to take me away from my work?" Panila said as she leant in close, her bangs not even moving despite how quick she moved. "Uhm.... W-We're friends?" She replied, now feeling as awkward as the Decaynines.

"If I get you a new speaker, will you leave me be?" Panila groaned, leaning back in her chair with her arms crossed, trying not to let her frustration show, despite the chains on the walls clanking loudly. Eido nodded furiously, excited over the prospect. "Deal. Well... I guess I'll just leave you your present, since we're doing gifts."

Eido summoned some silk and dragged in a record disk of her first album. "It's a limited edition copy. Only 4 were ever made! Aaaaand, since you love my music so much, I figured you'd want it. Consider it thanks for having me around." She smiled, causing Panila to feel almost proud.

Intermission Chapter: A Small Gift