Thorny Hymns

One-liner introduction: After transmigrating back from the Cultivation World, I've started farming and live streaming vegetable sales in my hometown!
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Having failed to transcend the tribulation of the Golden Core, Song Tan returned to the modern era, only to find himself at the scene of a serial car accident. He barely survived thanks to the timely rescue of a benefactor.
With that, what else was there to consider? Forget being a corporate slave, let's go back home and farm!!!
With his experience in cultivation, Song Tan created a picturesque Tian Yuan, foraged for wild vegetables, cooked farm meals, picked cucumbers, started live streaming, and sold mountain delicacies...
[True farming, the genuine kind of farming]
[There's a male lead, but he doesn't have much screen time]

Song Tan's Diary

Song Tan knew that Big White hadn't become sentient.


But if a dog truly becomes clever, well, that can't be explained by science, right?


"Look, day in and day out, you guard these chickens, ducks, silly pigs, and all that—it's so dull!"


"As a dog, the most important thing is to keep improving yourself. For instance, you have to learn to herd ducks and chickens and make sure to bring them back when it gets dark."


"If they lay eggs everywhere, you need to urge them to lay in their nests.


"Don't go running into the road for no reason."


"Also, these few pigs will need their pen opened in a few days, so they can go running around the rear mountain. Big White, some shepherd dogs can herd hundreds of sheep. You're so outstanding, surely you can handle a mere five pigs, right?"


156. What does the king eat?_1