Chapter 15:

"You BITCH!!" We both screamed. We

jumped at each other and started to use

some WWE wrestling moves on. I liked

to call it, the roll, because that's what

we were doing, rolling. Hey John Cena!

Use that during a fight once and tell me

how much you kicked ass! Finally I got

the upper hand and had her pinned

down. Yah, I was straddling her but

she's my sister so shove it up that hole

between your cheeks! No! Not your

butt cheeks! YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

"Now. What the hell" I stopped to

compose myself. It didn't t work cause

I screamed the next part at her. "WHAT THE HELL IS STEVE DOING IN YOUR MOTHER CLUCKING ROOM!?" She rolled her eyes and tried to hide the grin because of the fact I said clucking and not

fucking. It just seemed like a moment

to use clucking. Don't judge me.Thats me being me you know!!

"I don't actually remember. I was

drunk like usual so stop attacking me!"

"Well. You can find the fuck out! I'm

not really planning on having any

Stenah running around on this planet!

That would be one fucked up baby!"

"Stenah?"

“Steve-Hannah. Stenah! Get it because

when you mix the two names they-

forget it. I'm tired. Don't judge." I

looked over and noticed the boys

staring at us open mouthed. WHAT

THE FUCK IS WRONG!? They were

looking at us like Honey Boo Boo

crawled out of our mouths holding a

candy bar then shoving it up our butt

hole. We were just being normal!

"Steve, stop looking like that and say

what happened." Steve blushed and

looked away. The blush did not go

un noticed by Adrian and I was sure

Steve was gonna get some manning up

lessons later.

"Nothing happened. I came up to her

room because she didn't want to be

alone. We went to sleep and that's it."

Hannah let out a breath of relief.

"Well don't look to bumbed." Steve

mumbled. I laughed then glared at

Steve again.

"I swear if you ever were to get my

sister pregnant I will cut off your dick,

grill it, then serve it to your mom as a

hot dog." Everything when silent. Then

Adrian started to laugh.

"At least he wouldn't be giving her any

more children if he has no dick!" He

says. I make a fake laugh then stop.

"Your a funny guy. Your humour amuses

me. That's why I'm gonna kill you

last." I flash a hug smile and while

one part of me thinks I'm a bad ass

mother fucker, the other wants to bang

my head against a wall a few hundred

times. During the silence I lost control

of holding Hannah down and she rolled

around now trapping me.

"Your turn! What was the dipshit ape

creature doing in your room!?" I saw

Adrian wink and I tried to hold my laugh in.

"Nothing, actually the same thing as

you pretty much. I didn't want to be

left alone. Potential rape victim and all

that!" I laughed a little. Why? I have no

clue. The situation was just too much!

Out of all people, this would happen to

me.

"You almost got raped and your

laughing!?"

"Hey! You only get raped once maybe

twice in a life time! Might as well live

it up! Hannah! Some one wanted to rape

me!" I act like it's the best thing ever

and let out a fake squeal. She just rolled

her eyes,

"Your weird."

"Your a slut!" She stuck her tongue out

at me and I tried to bite it, but, yet again

I got a wonderful bite of air. Boy was it

delicious.

"You tried to bite my tongue!" No shit

sherlock.

"You shouldn't have stuck it out!" We

both laughed and she flopped down so she was laying next to me. All of a

sudden her face pops up.

"Wait a second... What about your..

BLEEDING!" I think for a second. It

couldn't have been my wrists. No then

what

"Oh my god!" Then we both started to

Crack up laughing.

"Bleeding?!" Steve cut in. "Where? Do

you need a band aid!?" Awwnnnnn. He was being sweet. Though it won't fool me.My gaurd is up and will be staying that

way.

"I don't think she will need help with

her... bleeding." Hannah said trying to

hide her laugh.

"There has to be something?"

"No! I'm fine!" I said to him. "Well I

guess I wouldn't have been raped after

all." I say to Hannah. "Unless he is into that nasty shit of course. I guess you never

know.." I guess I spoke a little to loud.

"You wouldn't have been? What do you

mean?" Adrian said."Let's just say, theres already something in the area that Natan wanted to put his dick." Hannah laughs wildly at my explanation, as do I, but the guys don't get it.

"She's on her period smart ones!" The

look on their face after she says that is

so priceless, I wish I could take a picture

and print out a billion copies to give to

people as Christmas cards. Hannah and I

go into a laugh attack again when she

all of a sudden stops.