"You BITCH!!" We both screamed. We
jumped at each other and started to use
some WWE wrestling moves on. I liked
to call it, the roll, because that's what
we were doing, rolling. Hey John Cena!
Use that during a fight once and tell me
how much you kicked ass! Finally I got
the upper hand and had her pinned
down. Yah, I was straddling her but
she's my sister so shove it up that hole
between your cheeks! No! Not your
butt cheeks! YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
"Now. What the hell" I stopped to
compose myself. It didn't t work cause
I screamed the next part at her. "WHAT THE HELL IS STEVE DOING IN YOUR MOTHER CLUCKING ROOM!?" She rolled her eyes and tried to hide the grin because of the fact I said clucking and not
fucking. It just seemed like a moment
to use clucking. Don't judge me.Thats me being me you know!!
"I don't actually remember. I was
drunk like usual so stop attacking me!"
"Well. You can find the fuck out! I'm
not really planning on having any
Stenah running around on this planet!
That would be one fucked up baby!"
"Stenah?"
“Steve-Hannah. Stenah! Get it because
when you mix the two names they-
forget it. I'm tired. Don't judge." I
looked over and noticed the boys
staring at us open mouthed. WHAT
THE FUCK IS WRONG!? They were
looking at us like Honey Boo Boo
crawled out of our mouths holding a
candy bar then shoving it up our butt
hole. We were just being normal!
"Steve, stop looking like that and say
what happened." Steve blushed and
looked away. The blush did not go
un noticed by Adrian and I was sure
Steve was gonna get some manning up
lessons later.
"Nothing happened. I came up to her
room because she didn't want to be
alone. We went to sleep and that's it."
Hannah let out a breath of relief.
"Well don't look to bumbed." Steve
mumbled. I laughed then glared at
Steve again.
"I swear if you ever were to get my
sister pregnant I will cut off your dick,
grill it, then serve it to your mom as a
hot dog." Everything when silent. Then
Adrian started to laugh.
"At least he wouldn't be giving her any
more children if he has no dick!" He
says. I make a fake laugh then stop.
"Your a funny guy. Your humour amuses
me. That's why I'm gonna kill you
last." I flash a hug smile and while
one part of me thinks I'm a bad ass
mother fucker, the other wants to bang
my head against a wall a few hundred
times. During the silence I lost control
of holding Hannah down and she rolled
around now trapping me.
"Your turn! What was the dipshit ape
creature doing in your room!?" I saw
Adrian wink and I tried to hold my laugh in.
"Nothing, actually the same thing as
you pretty much. I didn't want to be
left alone. Potential rape victim and all
that!" I laughed a little. Why? I have no
clue. The situation was just too much!
Out of all people, this would happen to
me.
"You almost got raped and your
laughing!?"
"Hey! You only get raped once maybe
twice in a life time! Might as well live
it up! Hannah! Some one wanted to rape
me!" I act like it's the best thing ever
and let out a fake squeal. She just rolled
her eyes,
"Your weird."
"Your a slut!" She stuck her tongue out
at me and I tried to bite it, but, yet again
I got a wonderful bite of air. Boy was it
delicious.
"You tried to bite my tongue!" No shit
sherlock.
"You shouldn't have stuck it out!" We
both laughed and she flopped down so she was laying next to me. All of a
sudden her face pops up.
"Wait a second... What about your..
BLEEDING!" I think for a second. It
couldn't have been my wrists. No then
what
"Oh my god!" Then we both started to
Crack up laughing.
"Bleeding?!" Steve cut in. "Where? Do
you need a band aid!?" Awwnnnnn. He was being sweet. Though it won't fool me.My gaurd is up and will be staying that
way.
"I don't think she will need help with
her... bleeding." Hannah said trying to
hide her laugh.
"There has to be something?"
"No! I'm fine!" I said to him. "Well I
guess I wouldn't have been raped after
all." I say to Hannah. "Unless he is into that nasty shit of course. I guess you never
know.." I guess I spoke a little to loud.
"You wouldn't have been? What do you
mean?" Adrian said."Let's just say, theres already something in the area that Natan wanted to put his dick." Hannah laughs wildly at my explanation, as do I, but the guys don't get it.
"She's on her period smart ones!" The
look on their face after she says that is
so priceless, I wish I could take a picture
and print out a billion copies to give to
people as Christmas cards. Hannah and I
go into a laugh attack again when she
all of a sudden stops.