Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

"Whose car is this?" Han Mei moved the basket of vegetables onto the car, asking curiously.


"Sister-in-law, I bought it!" Li Qing announced proudly, his voice filled with excitement.


"Always borrowing other people's cars isn't practical, now that I have a bit of money, buying one also makes things more convenient."


His words earned a big eyeroll from Han Mei, "You've got money but never think to save a bit, always splurging. You still need to save up for a wife."


"My bigger and smaller 'wives' are right here, why would I need to marry another?" Li Qing said with a smile.


Han Mei threw another big eyeroll at Li Qing, "I'm your sister-in-law!"


"Well, there's an old saying, 'Nothing tastes better than dumplings, and nothing's more fun than a sister-in-law.' Why be so reserved?" Tian Yue'e teased with a bobbing head, "Anyway, I don't mind; if Qingzi dares, I'm willing to give myself to him."


Chapter 95: Leave it, don't move!_1