Mole In A Mansion

"What do you mean be more like that?!"

"Well… Would you sit on my lap?"

"Huh? Why would I do that? Of course not."

"See! That's the problem."

"Why is that a problem? You always said you liked being in my lap."

"That's not the point!"

"Then what is the point? I mean… You like feminine women, right? You want me, as your girlfriend, to be strong and courageous and-"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! But that's not the point! You also have to be… You know… Sensible."

"The fuck does that even mean?"

"Ugh! Would you sit on my lap if I told you to?"

"No…?" 

"That's the problem!"

"Do… Do you want me to sit in your lap?"

"Ugh! You're not hearing me! Why do you always refuse to understand me?"

"Refuse to do what?! I'm trying to understand!"

"Just… Nevermind." The boyfriend sighed. "I wish I was gay sometimes."

"...?"

The chaos ruling the lovers' square continued long after Liz and Cero left the area.