Chapter 119 - New Member, New Mission

Ainz: Morning.

Rimuru: Morning. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Subaru: +1

Tanya: Afternoon? Evening? I'm not sure I can't see the sky inside the dungeon.

Shiroe: Good Morning too. Although my place is currently night time.

Kazuma: Ainz, do you still have the wine? I buy 10k Points for a vial.

Ainz: Sorry but the one I gave you is the last one.

Ainz: You can ask Admin for more. He's the one that gifted those wines to me.

Rimuru: What kind of wine is that? 🤔

Ainz: Actually… best if you didn't know about it.

Kazuma: Yeah… how should I say. You don't look man enough. 😏😂

Kirito: A special wine only for real men? Sounds interesting. Where can I find one? 🤔

Kazuma: Actually, dumbass. If you have the patience to scroll up and the intelligence to read, you will find the answer. 🙄

[User (Kirito) used 'World Travel Ticket' to (Konosuba) world but was rejected by the world's Host, (Kazuma).]

Kirito: Come on, accept my invitation. I dare you, you lil shit.😡

Kazuma: How about… no? 😊

Kazuma smirks behind the screen knowing that Kirito is actually malding hard too knowing his temper.

"Oi Kazuma! Focus on the damn fight! Damnit!" Aqua shouted with her righteous anger. But Kazuma didn't look bothered at all.

They were actually hunting for ogres. With their line up, killing an Ogre isn't difficult. Darkness can tank, Aqua can heal, Megumin the main dps while Kazuma the sub dps with his improved marksmanship and archery.

But the problem is Megumin is a one shot mage that needs an hour to regenerate Mana while his poison tipped arrows are ineffective against Ogre. So, Darkness is taking the blows while Aqua keeps Darkness alive while Kazuma shoots his arrows and prays to the RNG gods for a critical shot and his skill to trigger with a critical shot that can cripple his opponent with 2.5% chance.

But, instead of doing his job and fighting. Kazuma has time to pick a fight with Kirito instead.

Kazuma's Chat Group screen is filled with spam of World Joining requests but he keeps press decline to further aggravate Kirito.

"Kazuma! Th—"

"Can you shut up and stop screaming for a damn second you useless goddess?"

Kazuma shut her up but suddenly felt his foot get stuck while dodging and suddenly fell to the ground. When he opened his eyes, Kazuma saw the giant foot of the Ogre lift up from the ground and…

*Splat!*

[User Kazuma died from his skull being crushed by an Ogre's foot.]

Kirito: Pfft! Karma, bitch! 🤣

Subaru: Should I be concerned that someone just died?

Ainz: Probably not. Usually he will be revived after some time. It's something normal around here.

Subaru: Usually? Normal? Huh? (⁠'⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠'⁠)

[User (Kazuma) revived because he was rejected by the Underworld for having too much debt and promptly revived after his soul drifted back to his healed body.]

Subaru: He actually revived! 😱

Subaru: Also what crazy debt he has to the extent of being rejected from the afterlife?

Ainz: Pretty sure he is a few Billions Eris in debt after subjugating Demon King Generals but causing too much collateral damage.

Subaru: Billions…

Ainz: Anyway, it has been months. I think everyone agrees that it's time we receive another Mission.

Kazuma: +1

Rimuru: +1

Tanya: +1

…

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Ainz: Alright. I'll try summon admin.

Ainz: @Ray

Ten minutes later.

Ray: Wassup? I'm a lil bit busy right now.

Ainz: We all would like to go on another Chat Group mission.

Ray: Oh.

Ray: What kind of mission do you guys want? Challenging? Easy? Casual?

Kazuma: Easy one please. We have new members and not all of us are as strong as the average members.

Kirito: Skill issue. ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌

Rimuru: Why not a mission world where the weaker members can gain power like the Elder Tale world but permanently?

Kazuma: +1

Subaru: +1

Tanya: +1

Ainz: Looks like everyone pretty much agreed.

Ray: Well, alright. But before that. Let me add another member.

[New user, (Uglier Than Orc) has been added to the Chat Group.]

Ainz: @Uglier Than Orc

Ainz: You should check the pdf about new user instructions pinned on to first and change your username.

[User (Uglier Than Orc) has changed username to (Lloyd).]

Lloyd: Who is that bastard who dares slander my handsome face?

Kirito: Someone is playing with fire.👆👆👆

Kirito: You have my respect, newbie.

Lloyd: So what? I already fall deep enough I have nothing more to fear about.

Ray: Are you sure you have nothing more to lose?

Lloyd: Wdym?

Ray: Nothing, nothing…

Ray: Anyway, the Chat Group Mission will start in 5 hours. Make adequate preparation because you all will spend a lot of time sailing on the sea this time.

[Chat Group mission has been started. 04:59:37 before the mission started.]

[Please make preparations in advance and be ready to teleport away when the timer reaches zero.]

[The Great Prison Break!]

Mission Objectives;

>Locate and rescue Portgas D. Ace

>Help Portgas D. Ace reunites with Monkey D. Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirate and Whitebeard Pirate

>Eliminate the treacherous Marshall D. Teach

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In the private open bath, Kuroka and Ray are taking their time soaking up after a feast cooked by the Totsuki Academy students at the resort.

The bath is big and wide. Ray sat on a wooden bucket instead of soaking up because that would wet his furs.

"Hmn? You are organizing another mission?" Kuroka looks at the screen that Ray is tapping on. "In the middle of our honeymoon? Really?"

"Relax, wifey. Not like I'm joining them. I'm just organizing it and sending them on their merry way before they start pestering me about their boredom again." Ray quickly coaxes her up and finishes setting up the mission.

"By the way, should I send the girls there too? It might be fun compared to letting them stay cooped up at the mansion doing nothing."

Kuroka thought about it for a moment before she asked,

"Wait, who's going to look after them? Definitely not Ravel. She isn't strong enough to keep those girls in check."

"Nah, you worry too much. Besides, Ainz is there. Also I plan to send Morgan in too because she is urgently in need of some vacation." Ray answered.

"Well… if you said it like that, sure. You can let them go." Reluctantly Kuroka agrees when there is no more reason for her to disagree.

"Hmn. Off the go then." Ray taps one last button before he closes the screen and lays his back on the warm bucket surface that is floating in the hot bath.

Seeing how relaxed Ray is in the bucket, Kuroka pulls the bucket from underneath and into the bath. He instantly jumped out of the water like stepping on a hit iron before he landed on the side of the bath looking like a drowned cat, staring deadpan at Kuroka who is laughing and struggling to float on the water.

"Ah! You naughty little cat! Comere!" Ray transformed into his human form and jumped into the bath like a cannonball and caught Kuroka as they playfully 'fought' it out in the hot bath.

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