Breaking the fourth wall
"That girl was hot" an old man who was watching the whole scene spoke out.
"Henry, What are you looking at?" an old woman asked.
"A hot girl-"
Bang
"Wait hon-"
Bang
"I'M SORRY"
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⊲Petra Parker⊳
[Time: 2:00 pm]
God bless that old man, he would be either sleeping on the couch or worse the streets today,
[A/N: Aren't you nervous? He saw you(In your birthday suit😭)]
Well about that you wouldn't have to worry about it, That old man was,
Stan Lee,
So that means-
Who the fuck am I talking to again?
⊲Random Stranger⊳
[Time: 2:30 pm]
My name is Barry and I am the fla- I had a great day at work, my boss didn't be an asshole today, and I got my favorite coffee today. This is the best day of my life. Now I walking back to my home,
…
…
This is the worst day of my life,
"Take it out" a guy threatened me while pointing a knife at me, he was bulkier than me, he was wearing a hoody. No, I think it's an oversized T-shirt.
"Hey asshole don't make me repeat myself" he lashed out impatiently.
"Chill dude" I replied to him while raising both my arms. I then inserted my right hand into my pocket to take out my wallet, though seeing the wallet in my hand he snatched it from me. He took all my money and threw my wallet back at me, which I caught by the way.
"Is that all" he still asked me.
"Dude you literally snatched my wallet and most of my money and you are still asking me for all I have, Dude I had this much while you had nothing, also wipe off the disgusted expression you are the beggar here, not me" I went on speaking though he didn't give me a chance to continue because,
Bang
[A/N: Robber wins]
He punched me in the stomach so hard that I heard voices in my head. Wait, Author-san is that you,
[A/N: Yes, my child]
'Yes, I could hear author San', I thought while kneeling on the ground.
"Dude you okay?" the bulky robber asked me in concern. What, Is he thinking that I went insane, Foolish mortal? Now I have the power to speak to the author san,
"Hehehhehehehahahahahahahaha, Just wait asshole I am kicking your ass, " I laughed out like a maniac and started pointing my finger while still kneeling on the alleyway.
Author can give me some kind of powers so that I can kick his ass,
[A/N:No]
"Huh?" I made noise in confusion though my confusion was short-lived because I started to get scared. After all, the robber started walking towards me with an angry expression.
Author San I am the MC so save me,
[A/N: No, you are not]
"I am not…" I mumbled while I started tearing up, I closed my eyes and then raised my arms like Rose in front of the robber accepting my fate,
Twip
That was when I heard a weird voice which made me open my eyes, only to see an angel descending from the sky.
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