Secrets pt 1

*Class A group chat Wednesday 11:21 pm*

Chargezuma: It's not my fault I swear! Plus I'm not the one who got hit!

*Everyone is online*

Cellophane: Bro what even are you talking about?

Pinky: Kaminari, honey, sweetheart, dear some of us actually like our beauty sleep. 🔪

Cellphone: Shinso trust me when I say she is not hitting on him. She is about to kill him.

Mockingjay: ... Fine. Just let me sleep.

Mockingjay: Wait. Babe I thought you were on patrol? What's not your fault?

Red Riot: Guys I'm on patrol right now please stop blowing up my phone. So not manly.

Chargezuma: Bakubro got hit by some kids quirk and is acting strange. The parents said he only just got it and they don't know what it is yet!

Ingenium: Kaminari this is very serious! Have you notified the pro hero you're with about this yet?

Chargezuma: Dude! He saw the whole thing! Bakugo got all quiet and pulled out his phone and typed something before putting it away again. Now he is just sitting there ignoring us all!

Cellophane: Maybe it just made him like super hungry and he ordered some food?

Creati: ... I mean it is a possibility... Even if it's not likely.

Sugarman: I will bake a cake for their return!

*Sugarman is offline*

Pinky: Anyone besides me notice she said possibility and unlikely?

Chargezuma: Shh! Even I noticed. But Sato is making cake!

Uravity: 😥

Ingenium: My sentiments exactly Uraraka.

Earphone Jack: Anyone notice that Midoriya isn't responding?

Froppy: Oh you're right! *Kero*

Shoto: It doesn't even look like he has seen any of the messages yet. That's odd he usually respond in 2.4 seconds.

Invisible Girl: How do you know that? Did you time it?

Shoto: Actually yes. I recorded his response time using 100 differnt text messages over the course of a few months at varying times and that was the average.

Red Riot: Bro... Did you do that to all of us?

Shoto: No why would I?

Mockingjay: Why did you do Midoriya?

Shoto: ...

Shoto: I see my mistake. My apologies. I will conduct the same expeiriment for you all do not worry.

Mockingjay: That's not-

Chargezuma: ANYWAY Bakugo is getting really pale now. I mean he was pale before but he is almost like snow white.

Cellophane: Pfft-

Red Riot: BRO!

Pinky: Shut up we all already know you think he is like a princess.

Red Riot: 😳😳😳😳

Red Riot: Wait no. That's not right!

Tentacole: 👀 Exposed...

Anima: 🙀

Tsukuyami: Learn something new everyday. Damn it.

Chargezuma: Oh! My! All Might!

Pinky: For fucks sake now what?

Cellophane: Babe please don't imitate Bakugo. Please?

Red Riot: ... Scary...

Chargezuma: Midoriya just landed! HE DROPPED OUT OF THE SKY!!!

Ingenium: I find that unlikely but okay what is happening?

Uravity: ???

Chargezuma: He looks really pissed off for one. He went straight to Bakugo and... Hold up I'll try to type word for word.

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Chargezuma: Kacchan! It's okay I'm here now. Don't worry.

Chargezuma: He looked sooooo pissed and then he took out a needle with some green stuff in it and STUCK Bakugo in the arm!

Chargezuma: To make it even more crazy? Bakugo nodded and actually let Midoriya pick him up! He let him! It was almost like he was asking him too!

Pinky: So that was a wasted 15 minutes of my day. So Kaminari either got hit with a delusion quirk or is straight up lying.

Chargezuma: NO! I'm serious here! I have witnesses!

Red Riot: I mean come on? Look at what you sent us?

Chargezuma: Oh that reminds me!

Chargezuma: @Eraserhead

Earphone Jack: Well he is going to die. Shinso I hope you are good at eulogies.

Mockingjay: ... Sigh. Maybe he is telling the truth? ... I hope. 😰

Cellophane: How did any of that remind you to get yourself killed?

Eraserhead: WHAT NOW? TODAY IS LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY OFF IN THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR THAT I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU PROBLEM CHILDREN IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. SO WHAT IS IT NOW?

Ingenium: Uh, sir. Please back read.

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Eraserhead: ...

Eraserhead: I just got the phone with the pro hero Cinnamon that you were with tonight...

Eraserhead: You are not lying?

Chargezuma: How is that a question!?!

*The whole class* 😦😧😮😬😯😶😳👀😵

Eraserhead: So why were you calling for me anyway Kaminari?

Chargezuma: OH! Right. So Midoriya told me to tell you that they wouldn't be in class for the rest of the week. They were going home for the emergency.

Eraserhead: ... What emergency?

Chargezuma: That's all he said before he was covered in his green lightning and he jumped into the air like a rocket.

Eraserhead: ... I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time. Only this time!

Chargezuma: 😭😭😭😭😭

*Eraserhead added Mitsuki Bakugo and Inko Midoriya to the chat.*

Eraserhead: I know it's well after midnight but there seems to be a situation with your son's.

Mitsuki Bakugo: What did the brat do now?

Inko Midoriya: Oh dear are Izuku and Katsuki alright?

Eraserhead: It may be faster if you back read ladies.

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Inko Midoriya: FUCK!!!

Mitsuki Bakugo: crap...

Red Riot: Did they trade phones or personalities? 😅

Mitsuki Bakugo: Inko...

Inko Midoriya: I have the emergency bag and I'm on my way now!

Ingenium: Wait there is an actual emergency?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Good Masaru is already running out the door to secure the scene.

Earphone Jack: The scene?

Inko Midoriya: I contacted the family attorney she has already sent the nondisclosure paperwork to both the police station and the hero agency Katsuki was at last night!

Uravity: Why do I feel like we are about to leave reality?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Damn it. Why now?

Inko Midoriya: Is the bomb shelter ready?

Cellophane: BOMB SHELTER???

Mitsuki Bakugo: My husband sets off explosions randomly and without warning while my teenage son does it on purpose...

Mitsuki Bakugo: YES THE BOMB SHELTER IS READY!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE UNLESS I'M THERE?

Creati: Well that explains several things actually...

Inko Midoriya: I'm at the end of your walk I see green lightning coming from the sky.

Mitsuki Bakugo: Hurry you know Izuku isn't patient!

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Eraserhead: What???

Eraserhead: What did I just read?

Uravity: When isn't Deku patient?

Red Riot: Eraserhead? Did you add the right people?

Ingenium: I... I don't know anything anymore...

Chargezuma: So I'm not the only one confused??? Thank All Might! 😭

Pinky: I am no longer sleepy. I can't... My head...

Chargezuma: What the hell?!?!

Eraserhead: Now what Kaminari?

Chargezuma: They just handed me a huge stack of paperwork and there is this really nice guy claiming to be Bakugo's dad here and he just...

Chargezuma: Babe can you make me forget tonight ever happened?

Mockingjay: Uh no. My quirk doesn't work like that. Why?

Chargezuma: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*The whole class* ???

Chargezuma: Gag order. Someone make me forget please? Eraserhead Sensei? You know someone right? Please? Anyone?

Eraserhead: Do not sign anything! I'm on my way now!

*Eraserhead added Nezu to the chat*

Eraserhead: Just back read...

*Eraserhead is offline*

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Nezu: Oh... I see...

*Nezu added All Might to the chat*

Nezu: All Might I need you to back read all of this and tell me when you're done.

All Might: Ok...

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All Might: What did I just read?

Nezu: I was hoping you could tell us. Considering your uh special relationship with Young Midoriya.

Shoto: I KNEW IT! Midoriya IS All Might's secret love child!

All Might: Uh.

All Might: No.

AllMight: I'm not that lucky...

All Might: 😓

Nezu: All Might focus please. No Young Todoroki All Might does not have any children. Now stay on topic, please.

All Might: 😥😢😭😭😭😭😭

Nezu: Are you quite done yet?

All Might: No. Why couldn't Young Midoriya be my son? He is perfec-

Nezu: ALL MIGHT!

All Might: ...

Nezu: This is the class chat and therefore not private. We can have this discussion another time.

Inko Midoriya: WHAT EXACTLY IS MY SON PERFECT FOR!?!?!

Mitsuki Bakugo: Oh shit... All Might actually set her off...

Mitsuki Bakugo: Rest in Peace Symbol of Peace. I feel like I hardly knew you.

Earphone Jack: Did she just???

Nezu: Oh I see. You never went offline or left the chat.

Tentacole: Well we are being entirely ignored...

Inko Midoriya: Tell me All Might? Huh? What exactly is MY SON to you?

*The whole class* 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

All Might: He is the perfect hero. Nothing short of what I have looked for in a student in my many years of searching.

Tsukuyami: Didn't you just start teaching the same year we started at UA?

Nezu: There are some things you do not need to know young man.

Tsukuyami: ...

Inko Midoriya: ...

All Might: Ma'am?

Inko Midoriya: Well Izuku is pretty amazing after all. ☺ So I guess I can't fault you for that. Now can I?

Mitsuki Bakugo: All Might teach me that trick right now!

All Might: Trick?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Do you have any idea what she is like when she gets like that? YOU set her off. Not just her being a little mad either. I was next to her and I now have so much broken glass to clean up its nothing short of sad.

Inko Midoriya: I'm sorry Mitsuki! Really I am! I'll help clean it up and of course replace it. 😢

Mitsuki Bakugo: It's neither here nor there you know that Inko. BUT HE managed to turn off your homicidal mama bear mode in like 3 seconds flat.

Shoto: 2.6 actually. But continue.

Mockingjay: Sigh. Don't ask. Just keep going.

Mitsuki Bakugo: Right... Anyway and I want to know how you did that? Not even Hisashi has managed to tame the green demon!

Inko Midoriya: Mitsuki! 😳 Do you really see me as a demon? 😭

Uravity: This is Deku's mom right? How is she a demon?

Red Riot: I don't know Uraraka. I just font know anything anymore.

Red Riot: Don't*

Mitsuki Bakugo: When you are like you were about 15 minutes ago then yes. Yes I do. I feel no shame over you being badass while protecting our boys and you shouldn't either.

Inko Midoriya: 😅 I guess when you put it like that...

Nezu: Excuse me ladies as interesting as This has been. And I mean that, we should all have tea sometime. But could you tell us what is going on?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Oh right. Not our private chat.

Inko Midoriya: What exactly are you wanting to know? 🙂

Nezu: Are the children okay?

Mitsuki Bakugo: ...

Inko Midoriya: Well... That's hard to answer right now.

Nezu: What do you mean? Are they hurt?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Just don't look for the family of the kid that hit Katsuki. It was an accident but that doesn't change the fact of what has to happen now.

Inko Midoriya: Our poor boys! 😭

Nezu: ... What do you mean exactly? What is about to happen now?

Mitsuki Bakugo: What we mean is that they won't be at school for a while... A long while.

Nezu: Are they in some kind of danger?

Mitsuki Bakugo: No they are just going to have to survive it. They are strong after all.

Inko Midoriya: Right. Strong... My baby isn't a baby anymore... But now...

Mitsuki Bakugo: NO! Inko stop right there!

Inko Midoriya: But...

Mitsuki Bakugo: Full stop. NOW!

Inko Midoriya: .... Fine...

Mitsuki Bakugo: Sigh. Look Inko Masaru is already on his way back now. We will be over soon. It's not like you have to stay alone or anything.

Inko Midoriya: Right. I won't be alone. I'm sorry I'm such a burden to you Mitsuki.

Mitsuki Bakugo: You know Damn well that you're not a burden on anyone. Remember WHO YOU ARE!

Inko Midoriya: Umm... Inko?

Mitsuki Bakugo: YOU ARE THE GREEN DEMON and you have fought off that monster to keep our boys safe. Don't you forget that!

Anima: Monster?

Cellophane: ^

Tsukuyami: ^^

Tailman: ^^^

Nezu: I'm sorry ladies but what monster are you referring too?

Inko Midoriya: ...

Mitsuki Bakugo: Fuck!

*Inko Midoriya is offline*

Mitsui Bakugo: Good girl!

All Might: WAIT!?!

*Mitsuki Bakugo is offline*

Nezu: Interesting. Very interesting...

Tailman: So anyone besides me completely confused?

*The whole class stays silent*

Tailman: Not just me then. Got it.

-Six weeks later-

*Dynamight is online*

Dynamight: My head... Oi extras! What the fuck happened?

Chargezuma: Your alive!!!!

Ingenium: You're* Kaminari please. It is good to hear from you again Bakugo.

Pinky: Bakubabe! We've missed you so much!

*Mitsuki Bakugo is online*

*Inko Midoriya is online*

Mitsuki Bakugo: Finally brat! Do you have any idea what you have put us through?

Inko Midoriya: Mitsuki please he just woke up. Katsuki dear how is Izuku?

Dynamight: !!! WHO THE-

Inko Midoriya: Katsuki?

Dynamight: Hello Aunty. I'm so sorry for worrying you it won't happen again! 😓

Red Riot: Wait... What?

*Deku is online*

Deku: Mom? Aunty? Why are you in our class chat?

Inko Midoriya: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Inko Midoriya: I'm so happy you're okay! You know that last time-

Deku: MOM!

Dynamight: NO AUNTY!!!

Mitsui Bakugo: Hahahaha. Do you really think that after everything we have gone through to keep this under wraps we would spill just like that?

Deku: ...

Dynamight: Shut up old hag.

Inko Midoriya: KATSUKI BAKUGO

Dynamight: Yes ma'am! Sorry ma'am!

Mitsuki Bakugo: Damn brat. Won't listen to me but you'll listen to Inko? Who's kid are you anyway?

Dynamight: Can I pick?

Deku: Kacchan!!!

Dynamight: What she asked!

Deku: 😒

Dynamight: ...

Dynamight: So what happened?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Why don't you ask your precious Aunty?

Inko Midoriya: ... Mitsuki? 😣

Deku: ...

Dynamight: Oi Ner- Izuku this is a trap. Right?

Deku: Yes it is. Do not fall for it.

*The whole class* 👀👀👀👀👀

Dynamight: Right.

Dynamight: Hag? I'll bring home some of those gross snails you like so much?

Deku: 👉👈

Dynamight: Give me the list...😒

Deku: Seaweed chips, coconut nougats, and Katsudon please! 😁

Dynamight: ... I'm going now. Aunty? Hag? Anything else?

Mitsuki Bakugo: Coconut milk.

Inko Midoriya: Eel?

Dynamight: Oi Deku you're here somewhere right? You coming?

Deku: I'm in the other room. Give me a second I'm having trouble with the lock.

Dynamight: Of course you are...

Chargezuma: Did I? Did I short circuit? Was this whole thing a bad dream?

Earphone Jack: Somehow no. It all happened.

Dynamight: 😑🙄

*Dynamight is offline*

Deku: Kacchan I got it!

*Deku is offline*

*Eraserhead is online*

Eraserhead: Why didn't anyone notify me? I have questions that needed answered!

Nezu: Shh. There is a meeting tomorrow in the faculty room. Don't be late.

Eraserhead: You have the answers I wanted?

Nezu: Yes.

Eraserhead: Like if they have been asleep all this time then how have they been doing their homework?

Nezu: Yes.

Eraserhead: 😑 Like-

Nezu: Aizawa the answer is yes. Don't be late.

*Nezu is offline*

Eraserhead: I give up. I'm going back to sleep.

Ingenium: Sir it's only 4 pm!

Eraserhead: So?

Mockingjay: So?

Ingenium: ... Sleep well sir. 😥

END