F*ck Buddies

Bakugo's POV

"Fuck! Harder!" I demanded, biting into my pillow but I was quickly losing my patience.

"Will you shut up bro? How can I imagine that you're him if you keep talking?" Kirishima hissed before slamming into me again. As annoyed as I am, he finally hit it and I moaned out, finally able to cum before he slammed into me again and screamed out Icyhot's name. He pulled out and let me go so I could lay on my back, gasping for just a few moments before I got frustrated again.

"I hate my fucking quirk!" I grumbled and Kiri shrugged from his place next to me.

"I'm done pretending. I'm going to ask him out today so this is the end of this," Kirishima groaned and I nodded. Sure fucking did a lot to calm my ass down but it's not what I actually need, at least not with him.

"We suck, two bottoms shouldn't be fuck buddies," I flinched at the pain in my lower back that was now making itself known and I sit up before it had a chance to cripple me. "Throw the condom away, last time you missed the can and I don't want to clean up your mess." I walked into the bathroom and pulled out some pain meds taking a dose before offering some to him. I had topped before this so I'm sure he is sore.

"Thanks," he took the pills and we cleaned up. We are roommates and we've been working as pro heroes for the past three years now. Somehow without killing each other in that time but we got to know each other in ways neither of us cared to know in the first place.

"Are you really going to ask Icyhot out?" I asked, curious. I looked over to see him putting on some clean clothes but once his shirt was covering his top half he nodded.

"Yeah, I can't stand this anymore. No offense you are not that manly at topping," he answered and I rolled my eyes at him.

"You're not either, how hard is it to just fucking slam into me?" I grumbled but he shrugged. "I hate topping," I added, maybe I would be okay with it if it was Deku under me but damn it all Shitty Hair just doesn't feel right.

"This was a bad idea to start with," Kirishima nodded before slumping onto our living room couch. I went back to my room and cleaned my bed, we were taking turns going back and forth between our room and whoever's room it was, had to clean up. Not that it mattered anymore.

My bed was made and the old bedding was in the wash. I went to the kitchen to find something for lunch. But there wasn't anything I found appetizing so I just shut the fridge door and slumped on the couch next to the fucker.

"I want real sex," I groaned out loud. I opened my eyes in time to see Kirishima rolling his eyes.

"It was real, just not great," he pouted and we both groaned. "I don't think I have ever been this disappointed with sex before," he mused out loud.

"I'm not apologizing after the lousy fuck I got from you," I glared at him not amused in the least. He held up his hands in surrender.

"Let's go out, tomorrow we go back to work and this weekend was really too disappointing to pretend that it was okay," he suggested and I rolled my eyes at him again.

He pulled out his phone and within seconds he had Icyhot's profile up and we saw that both he and Deku were at a nearby bar.

"Suddenly I'm thirsty," I mumble to myself.

"Right, suddenly. Not like years or anything," he rolled his eyes at me again and I punched him in the shoulder. "Fine, fine. Let's just go, they are probably only there for lunch."

***

They were not there just for lunch. It was Glasses birthday and they had managed to round up most of the class and we were already halfway there when Icyhot called Kiri and asked for us both to come.

"Sure thing Todobro, we were already going out for lunch anyway," Kiri practically sang, just how dense does Icyhot have to be not to know how bad Kiri has it for him? They eventually hung up after Icyhot told him the name of the bar and thankfully it was the one we were already on our way to anyway.

"Come on Iida, everyone is already on their way!" Deku yelled holding Glasses back who was currently trying to escape and trying to get to the door we just walked into. I saw Deku's eyes light up when we entered. "Look, even Kacchan and Kirishima are here, you can't leave now!"

Glasses looked at us confused and I looked around to see that there were only six of us here right now, including Round Face who was holding onto Glasses' other arm.

"Well if people are already arriving it would be rude to leave," he gave in and Deku and Round Face dragged him back to a private room yelling for us to follow them. We exchanged looks but followed anyway.

I now see the reason Iida had tried to escape. It looks like a bridal party or something, the entire room was decorated in novelty dicks, from plates to cake to napkins and straws for our drinks, everything. I stopped and just blinked at the unexpected assault to my senses.

"Bro! Are you gay too?" Kiri asked and I glared at him, he practically just announced that he was gay and since we live together that leaves questions that I don't want to answer, considering we will not be going to be sleeping together again anyway.

"Sort of," Glasses shrugged and Round Face came to his rescue.

"He is bi but he just got his first boyfriend who will be here a bit later," her big smile only irritated me more. "Other than Bakugo I think everyone in the room is gay. Sorry, you'll just have to drink out of a dick tonight, all drinks are half priced so long as you do." She shrugged, acting smug.

"Lucky I'm already gay then," I answered flatly, enjoying how shocked she was at the revelation.

"So are you and Kirishima dating then?" She asked, her eyes wide.

"NO!" We answered at the same time and turned away from each other.

"There isn't anything wrong with being in love, you know?" She is really getting on my fucking nerves. My eye twitched in annoyance but it was Kiri that answered her.

"We do not go well together, not like that," Kiri tried to save the conversation and I just scowled, looking away.

"At all," I added before finding a seat and parking it. Glasses was given a shot from everyone in the room and as his friends filed in they each added their own. Hours passed by and there didn't seem to be an end in sight. He is almost wasted and he hasn't even taken a sip of his beer yet. Once it was pretty obvious that everyone was pretty much here I poured another shot and put it in front of him only for him to nod and down it, not looking up to see me. I grinned and poured another and he downed it too before Deku pulled me away I had managed to give him another six shots.

"Aw come on, I'm kind of being nice to him," I grinned wickedly.

"I would rather he didn't die of alcohol poisoning," Deku smiled at me but we have all had more than a few drinks by now and there really wasn't enough barbecue to offset all the alcohol.

"So you want to drink with me instead?" I asked flirting, Kiri had at some point fallen on Icyhot who ended up kissing him after saying how cute he was only for Kiri to grab hold and not let go. They are still in the corner making out now, leaving me all alone to fuck around with Glasses.

"Do you want to drink with me?" He asked, looking back at me in surprise.

I pulled him back into my arms, he didn't resist at all, "I want to do so much more than drink." I eyed him up and down, not bothering to hide how turned on I am. His eyes widened but he wiggled out of my arms, frowning.

"You've had way too much to drink Kacchan. If you were sober I would take you up on that," he sighed and pulled me towards a water pitcher that I saw Dunce Face swap out for vodka. "Here, drink this and I'll go with you if you still want." He didn't stop frowning but I took the cup that I already know wasn't water and downed the liquid fire before grabbing him by the front of his shirt.

"You promised," I whispered in his ear only to hear him yelp at the motion.

"Wait, you still have to wait for the water to actually dilute-" he started but I didn't care to listen and instead kissed him. Am I being a coward for using liquid courage this way? Yep. Do I fucking care? Not right now I don't. That can wait for me to worry about while I'm hung over.

We broke away needing air but I didn't let him go. "Look at me," I whispered, only caring to see the green treasures in his eyes looking back at me. "I want you. Not fucking Shitty Hair, he is a terrible fuck and a bottom. I need a top that will rock my world," I let him go, fingering at his shirt while trying to control the impulse to strip him right here and right now. My eyes moved from his swollen lips back to his surprised eyes.

He looked around in a panic until his eyes landed on Kirishima and Icyhot in the corner where they had both lost their shirts at some point during their make out session.

"I thought you and Kirishima were dating," he looked back at me still confused but his body relaxed against me as if he had already given in.

"No way in fucking hell. We were fuck buddies for a while but we already put a stop to that, it didn't actually help us forget you two anyway." I shrugged, this time gently wrapping my arms around him, snuggling close just to breathe in his far more intoxicating than alcohol scent, making a satisfied humming sound as I do.

"You said you wanted a top, what if I'm a bottom?" He asked and I frowned but I didn't let him go. Thoughts of him under me, looking up at me with his big doe eyes, crying out my name. Fuck, I'm hard already.

"I'll live," I whispered in his ear before kissing the side of his face, slowly making my way along his jaw leaving little light kisses behind. Letting him set the pace until I was at his lips and each kiss only made me more dizzy. I was far from buzzed before Deku pulled me away from Glasses but that large glass of vodka was starting to do a number on me, that or the lack of oxygen.

He pulled away, making us break apart and leaving me needy all at the same time. He looked around before he seemed to make a choice and pulled me towards the exit.

"Let's go somewhere quieter?" He looked up nervously but I easily followed him, not even stumbling over Dunce Face who had managed to pass out on the floor with Sero while his boyfriend, the Brainwasher, kept watch over them. I followed Deku until we were at an apartment building not too far away from mine and he unlocked the door and let us in.

"Are you thirsty? I think I have some milk if you'r-" I cut him off, pulling him in for a kiss once the door was safely secured behind me.

"Oh I'm thirsty alright and some milk sounds good, just not that kind," I kissed him again hungry for his love, his lust, his anything that I could possibly get and he easily returned it.

He led the way to a room with a bed and I couldn't help giggling in my excitement. I think that glass of vodka did much more than I thought it did but at least I am able to think still. He quickly stripped my clothes off before just staring at me and damn it, why did he stop?

"Deku~?" I whined and his eyes snapped back up to mine. "Please?" I reached for him and he came closer, so I was able to pull his shirt off of him and he let me fumble with his pants until they slid off

"Are you sure about this?" He asked again and I swear his eyes seemed to be devouring me, staking a claim on every part of me they could reach.

"Oh, yes," I answered and leaned forward kissing his chest and abs from where I sat on his bed.

"I don't have any condoms," he warned but I still don't fucking care. I slid down to the floor on my knees and before he could do or say anything I sucked him into my mouth, enjoying the moans from above me. He tangled his fingers in my hair, using his hands to hold me close but I wasn't going anywhere.

I felt him starting to throb, his hands helping him gently thrust into my eager mouth, my tongue urging him on. I heard him moaning above me and his throbbing dick finally came, filling my mouth with his cum. Bitter but so fucking worth it. I moaned, swallowing everything before cleaning up what was left and sucking him back into my mouth again, not giving him any time to calm down so he would stay hard.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," I heard him mumbling and the noises he made started getting louder.

"Kacchan, I need more than just your mouth," he finally growled and the way he was already throbbing in my mouth made it difficult to pull away.

"Tell me what you want me to do?" I stayed on my knees but his fingers were still tangled in my hair so he ended up pulling my hair a little making me want him even more, I licked his length up and down while I waited for what he wanted. I saw him flex his fingers that he pulled out of my hair while he tried to control himself.

He sure as fuck doesn't act like a bottom.

"On the bed, hands and knees," he ordered, his voice strained but I quickly did what he wanted and he pulled me back against him and I could feel his hard cock pressing against me. "Fuck, where is the lube?" I heard him mumbling under his breath, reaching for the bedside table but considering how long I just spent sucking his dick I moved, pushing back onto him and his hands grabbed at my hips, holding me tight while he forgot all about searching for anything.

I gasped out, his gentle thrust moved quickly to push me over the edge, each powerful thrust had me begging for more. I could feel him trembling but he didn't slow down.

"YES!" I screamed out, and he slammed into me again making me cry out again.

"So tight," I heard him grunting from behind me, he adjusted his hold on me, I met each of his thrust. Fucking damn it! I could feel tears starting to trickle out but all I could do was bite on the pillow and claw at the sheets until he came, filling me. I don't really know when I came, only that I did. The explosiveness of every moment, he had kept me so focused on anything and everything that he did that I just couldn't stop. And he thinks he can pass as a fucking bottom? Not a fucking chance.

He pulled out and I fell forward but I did manage to roll onto my back so that I could see him in a light layer of sweat, looking down on me. His still shuddering body, clearly defined and each muscle was well formed, hell even his scars only added to the look making him look more dangerous, sexy and it is hot as hell.

"You know," he snapped me out of my fantasies, his voice gruff and raw, sending desire coursing through me. "I spent a lot of time looking up the effects of nitroglycerin on the human body when we were in highschool." I raised an eyebrow curious but I didn't interrupt.

"Turns out that when there is so much in the body it can stop your heart unless you can find a way to release it," he paused and I just nodded. He isn't wrong. "I also found out that it would make a man very hard pretty easily, I can only imagine how difficult it would be for you to find a partner that could keep up with your sex drive."

I chuckled out loud but it only lasted a second, "It feels like I'm doomed to be frustrated forever. Like now I'm already ready to go again just from looking at you like this," I smirked at him only for him to smile at me dangerously.

"Good, my quirk makes it difficult for me too," my eyes widened trying to understand but I guess with all the energy flooding his body. I could see it making his blood flow increase as a general side effect. Could that be it? "I hope we can end each other's frustrations."

He settled between my legs, lifted my hips up and slowly pushed in, making my head and back arch while he made himself comfortable.

"FUCK YES," my body spasmed a little before adapting to the new position. I never let Kiri face me because it felt too personal but Deku? Deku can get as personal as humanly possible. He pulled me in with his strong arms, his tongue diving in before our lips could even meet and I couldn't get enough.

***

My head is splitting, I reach for my phone that is currently going off, telling me it was time to get up for work. But it's further away than usual, I sit up hissing at the stiffness of my lower back before opening my eyes to see Deku laying next to me. I looked around only slightly surprised until I found my phone in my pants pocket on the floor and turned off the alarm.

I turned back to see Deku slowly opening his eyes the way his eyelashes fluttered just attacked my heart. "Can I just call in?" I muttered to myself but he smiled up at me lazily.

"Sadly no. Too many people saw us at the party yesterday. But you're welcome to come back after your shift tonight," he answered, stretching a little before hugging the pillow I had used close. "I'll be waiting for you," he smirked and I leaned in to kiss him, letting the slow sweet attention drive me wild.

"Let me shower here? I have my shit in the locker room so I can just change there," I whispered, hoping he would join me.

He chuckled a little before sitting up, "I guess I do need to clean you out since we didn't use condoms." Who in the hell knew Deku could smirk like that? It makes it hard to breathe but I can't get enough of it.

"We also need to talk about us, now that we're not under the influence," I froze hearing those words. Does that mean he isn't interested in me?

"Deku, I," I started but paused a moment before climbing back into the bed with him, and seeing how he looked pleasantly surprised that I did. "I like you, but if you don't like me I understand. I was more than a jackass growing up."

If I thought he looked surprised before he looks even more so now. "Kacchan, that's not what I meant. I was mostly sober last night, I didn't do anything that I didn't want to. I just want us on the same page, you mentioned having a fuck buddy before." I face palmed at that, of course I mentioned that. Cause I am so fucking smart when alcohol is involved.

"Then what I want is a real relationship, but I think you should have the final say regardless. If all you want is a booty call then I will do it but I really don't want this to be a one night stand. I really do like you," I had closed my eyes to say everything but I stayed that way, not sure if I should look at him or not at the moment.

I felt something touch my face and when I opened my eyes I could see him caressing my cheek, a smile on his face. "I like the idea of you being my boyfriend, but you have to take me seriously. I won't forgive you if you cheat."

"There is no fucking way in hell I would ever cheat on you," I blurted out only to make him giggle. Another alarm started going off on my phone and when I looked I started cursing.

I'm going to be late today. Deku quickly helped me to the bathroom.

***

"Kacchan!" I looked up from my desk, our shift was nearly over and I was almost done filling out tonight's paperwork. "There is a new hero exhibit opening tonight, and we're both off tomorrow. Would you go with me?" How can this man who is the incarnation of a sex god when we are alone, look so sweet and innocent right now? Just how?

"Sounds fun, yeah," I smiled up at him. It's been two weeks now since this sexual fantasy became my boyfriend and we have only been on a couple dates thanks to our jobs and I would be lying if I said that they were perfect. So far out of the three two ended with us responding to an emergency of some kind.

Deku giggled cutely and I leaned my head on my hand while I just watched him. Paperwork can wait a few minutes, Deku getting excited over anything at all however cannot.

"DEKU, DYNAMIGHT! My office!" We both looked up to see Best Jeanist standing by his office, tapping his foot. What the hell happened now? Deku and I exchanged looks but neither of us could think of anything that we could have done wrong so we just got up and walked into his office only for the old man to slam the door shut behind us so hard it bounced back open, not that he bothered to close it again though.

I took a seat after a few seconds Deku sat next to me while we waited for Best Jeanist to stop pacing and tell us what the fuck is going on.

"Who was hit with a quirk?" He finally stopped pacing and sat down, paper and pen at the ready.

"Uh, no one that I know about?" Deku asked more than answered while I just glared at him thinking back.

"I haven't been hit with a quirk in about a month now, what is this about?" I watched him but he only seemed to get angrier.

"The way you two have been acting the past couple weeks and you expect me to believe that neither of you are under the effects of a quirk?" He scoffed and I could feel my blood boiling.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Deku asked and to be fair, right now he sounded just as pissed as I feel.

"Look at you two right now!" He pointed at us and we looked down but I only saw us sitting on the chairs in front of him.

"We are just sitting in front of you. What are you talking about?" Deku asked, clearly just as confused as I am.

"Exactly! You two don't sit calmly like this, you fight and bicker and Bakugo is usually standing by the door ready to run the moment I'm done with you," he leaned forward, not letting this go.

"Hold up," I held up a hand to get his attention but after a few seconds I continued. "You really called us in here not because we are in trouble or because headquarters is sending us on a mission but because we are getting along?" He nodded still glaring.

"That is fucking bullshit!" I didn't say those words. I looked over at Deku who was clearly restraining his quirk and only barely succeeding. He started lashing out, chewing a new one out of the man in front of us and I just calmly watched for a bit until he started to insult Best Jeanist' ability to think rather than just his prejudice.

I ignored the fucker behind the desk because I'm just as pissed but instead I focused on Deku. I reached over and gently pulled on his hand and his head snapped towards me but before he could say anything I tugged him into my lap and hugged him. He froze for just a moment before relaxing into my touch.

"As much as I hate it, this is normal for me. If I'm too calm or calm for too long everyone gets fucking weird. But if we're together it's something you'll have to get used to," I whispered in his ear. I wasn't that quiet but the door was still open and Deku and I hadn't been broadcasting our relationship. I don't really know why but if he doesn't want a bunch of people to know that's fine.

"Kacchan that isn't okay! Your quirk -!" I put a finger over his lips and he stopped talking immediately.

"No one bothers to learn about my quirk and I don't bother to educate the fuckers. You're the only one that's ever cared and I'm fine with that," I have him a soft smile, I meant every word and I don't care what the fucker on the other side of the desk thinks.

"Oh Kacchan," he sniffed before wrapping his arms around me and hugging me tightly before turning his attention to Best Jeanist again with what I can only guess had to be the scariest look ever considering how high the fucker jumped.

"This is not okay. This is harassment and I will not tolerate anyone being subjected to it," oh, damn. Deku sounds fucking homicidal and it sent a cool down my back and directly to my libido. We need to leave, as soon as possible. Now.

"Deku," I started but he invited me.

"Do I make myself understood?" He didn't let anything take his attention away from the hero and I could see him cowering away slightly. He nodded and I could see him have trouble swallowing from here but I don't care.

"Deku, maybe we should go on a date tomorrow instead?" How do I tell him that he is turning me on without broadcasting my situation to others? "The exhibit will still be there tomorrow," I added as an afterthought and he seemed to snap out of whatever just happened and turned his attention back to me.

"Sure Kacchan, we can make a day out of it," he smiled at me before standing up and pulling me behind him. We left the office and clocked out for the night. It wasn't until we were in the locker room that he let me go and thanks to the room being empty at the moment I gave him a quick peck before turning to my locker and getting my clothes before going to the showers.

You know what? I'm okay with the hero in charge being afraid of my boyfriend. Maybe the dumbass won't get himself killed and let us stay together? Then again, I don't actually care so long as the next person doesn't do it too.