Kacchan <3 pt 1

I was around the corner of the hall when I heard a frantic, "Please Todoroki I swear it's not what you think!" Deku was talking to the half and half. Deku was currently waving his arms around to keep his attention on him and maybe change his mind. I wonder what the nerd got himself into this time? 

"Midoriya, then who may I ask, is the contact in your phone that you named 'my heart goes boom' then?" Todoroki asked, lifting an eyebrow curious, I nearly spit out my water. It took everything I had to stay quiet and the fact that Kiri was standing next to me silently laughing was not helping. 

I looked around the corner to see that Deku opened his mouth to answer but he quickly gave up. He couldn't even fake an answer. "Please don't tell?" He begged, clasping his hands together like he was praying. 

"Why would I tell?" Todoroki was genuinely confused and curious. Wait, I thought the two of them were dating? Icyhot isn't even slightly upset. What the actual fuck?

"I... I just!" Deku couldn't find words to what he wanted to say and he looked around to see if they were actually alone. I ducked back around the corner but he must not have seen me because he kept talking. 

"I love him but he hates me. If that makes him happy then I am happy," Deku sounded so sad but content it made me so unbelievably mad. 

He is okay with me hating him just because he THINKS that I'm happy? My face must have been showing my thoughts because Kiri was motioning for me to take a deep breath. A lot of them. I really want to just strangle that nerd. The reason I'm so angry most of the time is because I can't have him in the first place! If the hag found out...

We didn't mean to eavesdrop on them. We were already in the staircase just going up and down the steps as a light workout before bed. We were just taking a small break for water when those two came out of Icyhot's room, or maybe they were going in. Who knows?

"Midoriya, I don't mind being your fake boyfriend. Really I don't, it is pissing off Endeavor so much my siblings have started video taping whenever you get brought up. It's great," I looked around the corner again and see that Icyhot actually knows how to fucking smile. AND DAMN! I thought Deku was a soul crusher. 

I started lightly hitting my forehead trying not to make a sound and silently repeat my mantra; "No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo. Fuck it I'm as gay as water is wet." I made sure my flash was off and got a few really hot pictures. Again Kiri is silently laughing holding his gut trying to contain himself so he didn't see me taking the pictures. I even managed to get one with both of them smiling, I don't know how my camera didn't die and go to heaven. That is my new background. Forever. 

"Shitty Hair don't play, I know for damn sure that you're crushing so hard on Icyhot that if he wasn't already dating Deku you would have just grabbed him and kissed him by now!" I hissed, barely audible. I did not show him the pictures that I just took. He can suffer. He was still laughing but trying to wave me off. 

Fucking dumbass, and fucking Raccoon Eyes wonders why I won't date him. How are they my friends again? He is fucking hot but not enough to make up for the shit that comes out of his mouth. Actually, how is he my friend?

"Now if Bakugo would join in and I had not one but two smart and hot boyfriends I could die happy," Icyhot sighed and I watched as Kiri nearly choked on air. 

"Kacchan probably would just to mess with Endeavor, but not with me. I'm sorry." Deku sighed. Fuck this I start typing on my phone and show the message to Kiri who started clutching at his chest all dramatic and shit;

Dynamight: Oi Deku get Icyhot and meet me at his room in one hour.

"Bro!" Kiri actually got on his knees acting like I killed him or some shit. I haven't even hit send yet. I rolled my eyes at him. He knows for a fact that if I could have anyone in my bed it was these two, but he also knows that I have had a crush on Deku since we were like four. Reason one for pushing him away particularly when the hag is a raging homophobe. A fact I became painfully aware of, very early.  

I turned my attention back to the two out in the hallway, "Midoriya I won't lie I would be more than happy to date you both for real." I looked at my best friend on the floor and saw him clutching at his heart. Ouch, I mean even without him being so dramatic, that still had to hurt. 

"I thought you liked Kirishima?" Deku asked, confused. Kiri's eyes lit up and he practically jumped onto his feet and started wiping away the sweat with his work out towel. I rolled my eyes. 

"Too bad you are not though. It would be interesting having three super hot boyfriends," Icyhot muttered and this time Kiri wasn't the only one being dramatic. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. FUCK! 

"I mean he is hot but you already know who I have feelings for," I swear my heart was skipping beats at this point. 

"I know. We really are hopeless aren't we? In love with others who are dating each other just to settle so it might not hurt so bad," I saw Kiri silently gagging trying to breathe without making a noise. Our whole class thought we were dating, so that means... 

I quickly turned to Kiri and motion downstairs and mouth the word shower only for him to quickly nod and we silently made our way down as quick as we could. I have never taken a shower that quickly in my life and when I was done I met Kiri outside my door. 

I changed the time in my text to five minutes and when he nodded I hit send. We waited and it took exactly 10 seconds for him to respond;

Deku: Okay? We are already here.

Kiri and I took a couple deep breaths and took the elevator up instead of the stairs even though it was only one floor. Dear All Might, what am I actually doing? Kiri and I have talked about this before, at length. Considering the fucker is my best friend the fact that we both wanted to fuck the same guy, more or less, was never really an issue before but... Yeah. 

I knocked on the door and when Icyhot answered the door he gave us a curious look but stepped to the side and let us in. I was not expecting him to just let us in but fuck it. I'm taking what he will give at this point. I'm tired of being alone and miserable. 

Once we were inside I noticed Deku was actually laying on Icyhot's bed fucking topless and in a pair of joggers. Fuck it! How can ANYONE not look at his fucking body like he is a greek god? Just how?

"Kacchan?" Deku's voice finally registered and I shook myself out of my very vivid and explicit thoughts. I turned away and took a couple deep breaths before turning to Icyhot and noticing that he only had a black muscle shirt but was otherwise wearing the same exact thing. 

"Bro?" Kiri asked, more than a little concerned. Gay as water is wet, I never realized just how wet water was until now.

"I just need a minute! FUCK!" I growled covering my face again. How the fuck was I the one cornered in all of this? 

"Bakugo? Are you feeling okay? You are quite red," Icyhot took a step forward but Deku beat him to me and already had the back of his hand pressed against my forehead. Which gave me a perfect view of his body. 

"FUCK IT!" Deku jumped at my outburst but I just grabbed him and held him tight by the hips pulling him against me. "Are you looking down on me?" I growled and he shook his head violently no. I got quiet. I need to learn from the past and right now, if I had even a prayer for the future. 

I let my voice get all soft and low before asking, "What if I want you to?" His eyes lit up and for a second I thought he was going to run. 

Instead he turned and threw me onto the bed before pinning me down; his hands on my wrist his hips pressed against mine while he was in between my legs. I didn't even do anything and I was starting to pant. 

"How is this Kacchan~?" He was practically purring to me as he hovered above me. How am I this turned on? Already?

I bit my lip catching his attention immediately, "About fucking time." At this point I had to bite my lip to prevent myself from making any interesting sounds.  

"Midoriya, please remember you are still in my room?" Icyhot asked but when I looked over I could see him eyeing us before he seemed to snap out of it. 

"Wait, no. Midoriya, you're my boyfriend?" He didn't seem that sure at the moment to be honest. Fuck, do I turn him on too? I saw Deku pout and his grip was loosening. NO. 

"Or you could join?" I suggested and Deku tightened his grip again. So he is possessive now is he? I let out a small hiss and arched into him enjoying the reactions I was getting. 

"Bro!" Kiri growled at me before he turned to a very flustered Icyhot. I guess he isn't made out of ice after all, His fireside actually flashed a few times and I am only too willing to let him fan his flames at me. 

"Todoroki! We didn't come to start anything! It's just-" I cut Kiri off. 

"Oh I came to start something all right," I leaned forward and kissed Deku and instead of freezing up like I thought he would, he pushed me back down making me gasp at the contact before his tongue was in my mouth.

DEKU'S FUCKING TONGUE WAS IN MY MOUTH! 

"Bro-!" Kiri started but he must have looked at us or something because he stopped himself. This was not just any kiss. Deku won the fight before it ever started and I was as hard as a fucking rock only to feel something very hard pressed against me too. When Deku started to pull away I tried to follow him. Operative word was try. 

"Why are you two here?" Deku questioned, his voice a low, sexy growl, I couldn't resist. 

"I want you," I answered obediently, hoping he would reward me. His hands tightened around my wrist making me hiss at the sweet sting. I don't care for pain in the least but this was perfection. 

"Tell the truth," that sexy voice of his was still pulling at my mind. 

"I want both of you," I amended and I could hear Kiri groaning somewhere out of sight. "Shut it Shitty Hair, I'm about to get laid and you're not ruining it." I tried to turn my head to glare at him but Deku jerked, pushing against me, getting all of my attention again. 

"Who said you could look away from me?" Deku's sexy voice is going to be the end of me. 

"Punish me, Daddy." I bit my lip trying not to let the moans he was enticing out. He fixed that problem though by sucking my tongue into his mouth for a few brief seconds before he released my tongue and bit my lip. Wait... Did I just call him daddy? Huh? 

"No more biting or I will bite you harder," I watched him lick his lips before telling Icyhot to lock the door. 

"Wait, is your dorm soundproof? Sero and Sato are still-," Kiri started but for fucks sake shut the fuck up already!

"Want to come to my room? It is soundproof and Kiri is here and the other room is empty anyway," I bit my lower lip again and sure enough Deku kissed and sucked on my neck before biting me again making me moan and gasp. 

"I like the sounds you make," Deku was talking right next to my ear and shivers were racing through my body. I swear all the blood in my body and almost none of it was near my actual brain. Plenty in my head though... 

I hear a thump and Deku and I turn to see Todoroki and Kiri making out, Kiri was pinned against the wall and Icyhot was not letting him go anytime soon. 

"Dunce Face owes me a favor, maybe he can get both of the neighbors to spend the night?" I let out a whimper when Deku let me go. He was now straddling me and his hands were firmly planted on my chest. 

"Make the call now," he demanded. I don't even remember grabbing my phone, only that it was ringing and Kaminari picked up. 

"Dude?" 

"Have soy sauce and candy man stay in your room tonight. Don't ask," I was quick and before I could hang up Deku had me pinned again before biting my neck. "Ahh!" 

"Dude get it! I already have Shinso over and he loves Sato's food!" I heard an audible click and my phone went dark before I could even take a breath. 

"Fuck I knew I needed to get laid, but was I really that bad?" I grumbled already light headed, I could barely focus. 

"Bro, not the time!" Kiri moaned from across the room, Icyhot had managed to take off his shirt and was leaving hickeys on his chest. How in the fuck was he going to hide those? His hero costume was literally shirtless. 

"Yes, now move over!" Icyhot dropped Kiri next to me on the bed before pinning him down just like Deku had me. 

"Fuck me?" I begged after Deku abandoned my lips and was trailing kisses down my body. 

"Be a good boy and I will," he answered before nipping at my chest. His kisses and touches were driving me to nirvana and back. 

His grip tightened and I let out a whimper. Before he started talking in that oh so sexy voice again, "If you want me so much then why have you fought me all this time?"

I focus on him already hurt, "I love you. Since forever but the hag found out. She is a brutal homophobe, it didn't even matter that we were only brats still."

"Bro! Now?" Kiri asked, but Deku just tightened his grip before he let me go altogether. 

"Mom is too but she just pretends that I'm joking. How was Aunty brutal?" I looked away from him at his question. I can't do that to him. I can't tell him. 

"Tell me!" He had me pinned by my shoulders now before he seemed to think better of it. He started gently sliding his fingers down my chest lightly touching me. 

"Deku don't. Don't ask what you don't want to know. Please," I can't, it hurts to remember. 

"Kacchan?" His voice wavered but not from tears. I could see how much he was hurt but there weren't any tears. Not yet. 

"She took you away from me. There was almost a month where we didn't see each other, do you remember? The hag even took me out of school claiming we were going on a trip. She said we would move away if I didn't let it go. If I didn't let you go. I can't tell you everything just let me stop there. Please," That wasn't nearly all of it. Some of the beatings made it to where I couldn't even walk for hours afterwards. Sometimes I can still feel the bruises. The memory sent shivers through me. The hospital trips still give me worse nightmares than anything that has happened since I came to UA. 

"Wait! I mean we should talk about this, right?" Kirishima was breathless and Deku and Icyhot both stopped. 

"What about you Kirishima? Are you a victim too?" Todoroki asked, his voice so quiet and smooth but he just looked away. HIS "family" was probably worse than mine ever was. 

There was a long silence before Icyhot muttered, "I see." He climbed off of him and Deku just sat where he was above me. 

"So we are all weak little victims, even though we are at the top of our school. Fuck the top in the country! We still all cower from our parents? We really are a joke," I groaned before taking the pillow and screaming into it. Deku was still over me but the mood was completely ruined now. 

"Let's piss them off?" Icyhot asked and I couldn't help looking at him like he grew a second head. The princess actually knows how to curse? Why do I find that so hot?

I wasn't the only one shocked either which actually helped to relax me. Kirishima was the one to actually speak up, "How?" 

"All of our parents are homophobic?" Deku started muttering and caught our attention. "So theoretically if we were to all start dating then similar to Todoroki's father they would all start losing their cool, maybe even in front of other people?" He kept giving examples but I wasn't the only one smiling at his thoughts. 

"So!" I snapped Deku out of his thoughts and grabbed the other two's attention too. "If we are going to do this, we should put on a hell of a show right?" I can't help the evil grin on my face, they all nodded. Deku seemed to realize that he had said his thoughts out loud and he had caught on really quick. 

"Flamboyant gay?" He asked, his eyes were sparkling with excitement. 

"Brighter than a fucking rainbow," I answered. 

"Yes! Finally! Freedom at last! I have so many ideas!" Kirishima started explaining his ideas to us and our list was long forgotten in favor of our scheming. 

***

I walked into class and everyone froze, their looks of complete and utter disbelief was more clear than the sky on this beautiful, fucking cloudless day. This is going to be fun. Deku, Kirishima and Todoroki walked in behind me; not only were we an hour late to class we were out of our school uniforms. We were in rainbow fucking everything, from cargo pants, muscle shirts, ball caps fuck even our fucking socks and shoes were at least bright tye dye. 

We didn't stop there either, with help from principle Nezu we got someone to help teach us how to do our makeup. So we looked fucking fine as hell while we were at it, it should have looked like a fucking assault to the eyes. Instead we were stopped no less than 5 times on our way to school to get our pictures taken. Nezu approved it all, I could still hear his crazy, evil laughter after hearing our plans. We went to him because we are in our final year of school and don't want to get expelled after working so hard for so long. He had conditions but most just made it better.

"Sorry sir," I gave him a Deku grade smile before bowing slightly to him. "We ran a little over on our project this morning, I'm sure Principle Nezu already filled you in?" It was a rhetorical question but I asked it all the same, knowing that Nezu didn't tell him shit. This is all a part of the plan. 

"Sorry Aizawa Sensei!" Deku chimed in before giggling about how we lost track of time working with the little ones, implying but not saying that we were with children. We were not. 

Todoroki's turn, he actually flashed that smile that made my heart skip a beat, yep these two will end me and I am okay with that. "We will be more self aware next time, Sir." 

Kirishima, "But still did you see the looks on their faces when they found out that we were the heroes they sent? I thought the man was going to have a heart attack. So not manly." Kiri shook his head as if he were personally ashamed of whatever person he was talking about, but considering our trip ended with us literally arresting the bastard I can't help laughing. 

"Still the bastard had it-"

At this point Aizawa Sensei was still just staring at us in shock, unable to even close his still open mouth from where he was standing in front of the blackboard. It was actually Black Bird who stood up and with trembling hands pointed at us and started shooting questions left and right. To be fair it looked like he was about to have a stroke but he wasn't mad or even disgusted. Nope he was questioning life and the very concept of reality as a whole. At least that's the gist of what I gathered. He was talking and muttering so fast that even after all of these years with Deku I could barely keep up with what he was saying. 

"Guys we are disturbing class!" Deku pretended to scold us before ushering us to our seats.

"You're right beautiful, I'm sorry." I tugged on his hand and kissed his knuckles before pulling him with me leading us to our seats. Todoroki tugged Kirishima, dropping him off at his seat before continuing on his own. The class remained silent and frozen as we pulled out our school supplies and prepared for the day like nothing happened. 

Aizawa eventually snapped his mouth closed and checked his phone. He seemed to be searching for something because he kept looking back up at us before going back to his phone again. Time for us to play our parts. 

"Hey Sugar? Is there something on my face or clothes?" I turned to Deku looking confused. 

"No, you're always beautiful," he shrugged while batting his eyes at me. He kept tucking his hair behind his ear but it would drift back in front of his eyes. 

"Here Sweetness. This will help," I handed him a lime green glitter headband from my bag, which he accepted happily. 

"The world has ended. We just didn't notice," Bird for Brains was thinking his head against his desk, Dark Shadow just looking around as if trying to figure out what was going on. 

"I think it's safe to assume it's free study considering Aizawa Sensei still hasn't said anything since we came in," Icyhot called out standing up and son Kirishima and Todoroki were standing next to Deku and I with their chairs. We set up our desk and we each pulled out our books and study materials as if we did this everyday. 

"Icyhot give me your notes on math and I'll give you my English notes?" I let my voice purr leaning towards Todoroki. He smiled leaning in acting like he was whispering something in my ear in response but he just blew on it, making me blush before handing me the notes and taking mine. 

Deku and Kirishima weren't any better in fact Deku had an arm around the back of his seat pointing at our math book and Kirishima's notes, leaning flush against him. I could see Kirishima using his hardening on the one side because Deku kept brushing against him as he moved. 

Aizawa Sensei finally seemed to snap out of his panic and start talking, "What-!"

The door came open showing Principle Nezu, "You four did extraordinary on this mornings mission!" He turned as if only just now seeing Aizawa Sensei. "Oh good you're still here. Sorry about the late notice this morning, you know how it is with surprise missions and all that." He chuckled before turning to us. 

"I'm ready for your report now if you're ready?" He looked at us expectantly and we all said up and lined up in front of him still all smiles and took turns giving him the verbal report. 

"Then the homophobic bastard-" I kept going on describing in great detail the shit he did to teenagers who had been struggling with accepting themselves at the local middle school. Mine and Deku's old school.

"I can't believe You two sweethearts actually had him as a teacher!" Kirishima exclaimed before going on about how cute and sweet we were to deal with such an evil man. I stole a glance at Aizawa Sensei who, just like our classmates, was watching in shock and eventually horror. 

Todoroki tugged on my hand pulling me into a sweet hug while Kirishima held Deku, "My firecracker would never let such a vile human being insult him like that." He held me tight and I snuggled into his neck smiling. 

"OH MY FUCKING ALL MIGHT! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUIRK OR SUPERNATURAL BULLSHIT UNIVERSE IS THIS?!?!" Aizawa Sensei has had enough as if he were waiting for it All Might walked in. 

"What exactly is your question?" All Might asked confused and Aizawa Sensei screamed which seemed to summon Present Mic and Midnight. During the confusion that were our teachers we switched partners so now Deku was in my arms and Kirishima was in Todoroki's. 

When they turned their focus back to us, Aizawa Sensei froze, looking back and forth again and again even pointing at us each slowly, "but you... Then you!.. Wait... When did you?.." He stuttered and stumbled for a while before turning to Nezu demanding answers. Nezu was just sipping on his tea watching carefully but relaxed at the same time. 

"What do you mean Aizawa? You saw them hug each other just a few moments ago," Nezu answered, twitching an ear as if he were annoyed. I have no idea why he wants to torture Aizawa Sensei so much but this was his condition. We had to not only confuse the hell out of him but make him question reality itself. 

I waited until Aizawa had returned his attention to us before trying to "sneak" a kiss, only just grazing my lips against Deku's. 

"Baby?" Deku whispered as if we were trying to keep it a secret. "We should go out tonight! How about snow cones at the park?" 

I smile at the thought, "Up on our hill, where we..." I lifted my eyebrows as if implying something inappropriate but I was only referring to where we used to play together. He nodded, smiling but biting his lower lip. "How can I say no to you?" I asked him chuckling before tilting my head down just enough to kiss him. 

***Cough cough cough*** 

"Boys? Do I need to remind you that you're still in class?" Nezu teased us, making us both glow red and Deku was giggling nervously. 

"Sorry Principle Nezu!" It wasn't only Deku and I saying it either. Todoroki and Kirishima were making date plans of their own so we all got "caught". This is exhausting, how much longer do I have to smile like this? I looked at the clock only to hear Nezu chuckling. 

"Just one more minute of your time boys. There is an elementary school that I was wanting you four to give lessons at over the subject. It is my belief that if shown early on there would be considerably less villains as well as crime in general if young ones are aware that they are not actually alone." He kept going and Deku and Kirishima were jumping at the chance to teach children about love in general, let alone showing their support. 

"Icyhot something tells me we don't really have a choice in the matter," I sigh as if defeated and he laughed. 

"Well we could refuse but then they would be left on their own, with CHILDREN." His words had a shiver travel up and down my back. 

"We'll go," I let out a little air only for Icyhot to pull me into a sweet kiss in front of everyone. In less than thirty minutes I have kissed both Deku and Icyhot in front of everyone. Why not make it three? 

I pulled Kirishima back to me while he was still pouting and held him close before giving him ticklish kisses on the back of his neck. 

"What quirk did this to them?" Aizawa demanded from Nezu before turning to point at me. "What quirk did this to HIM?" Aizawa was freaking out and only just kept himself from screaming. 

I stick my tongue out at him, fuck it I can do this a little longer. I gave him the biggest sweetest smile I could knowing that I was doing Deku level sweetness to say, "But Sensei, I thought you wanted us to get along?" 

"THIS IS NOT BAKUGO! WHO THE HELL IS HE?" Aizawa couldn't control his screams of frustration and Nezu was more than happy now. 

"Okay boys, you now have approval. Don't forget what we discussed," Nezu was still laughing but we quickly ran to our desk, packed our shit and quickly gave him a polite bow, thanking him before running out the door. 

We went to an amusement park for a date. 

***

The four of us were cuddled up on the couch watching All Might movies and fixing off when the rest of the class came in.  No one said anything but quickly ran to their rooms and stayed there. 

I wonder what Nezu told them after we left? We had given lectures and speeches and answered questions for school kids at the amusement park before we were allowed our date. But fuck we learned it still. 

I bet Nezu told them something crazy like we were hit by a reversal quirk that had a timer or something.