Are you sure it's not a Dream?

A/N Top Deku. ✌️

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!" I jumped at hearing Kacchan scream across the room but he quickly got quiet and it really looked like he was about to tear Kirishima in two but Kirishima was smiling the biggest smile I have ever seen. 

I let out a sigh and turned my attention back to my phone; scrolling through the different hero news networks. It was just the three of us in the dorms, everyone else out either on internships, or visiting family for the weekend, usually a few more are here like Todoroki but he signed up for extra internship shifts. 

I jumped again when I felt someone tap on my shoulder. I was reading about a new hero that saved a bus full of kids when the brakes had gone out. I looked up with a smile already plastered on my face. 

"Sorry, how can I..." I stopped, Kacchan was sitting next to me and he looked so pissed. 

"Nerd," Kacchan started but Kiri cleared his throat loudly and I heard Kacchan cursing under his breath before he looked back at me. 

"Izuku..." I stopped breathing, has he ever used my first name before? Ever? 

"Would you please..." Kacchan paused again and I swear I was going to pass out. Kacchan said please? To me? 

"Help..." I gasped, I had to breathe, I am getting too light headed. I think I'm going crazy. There is no way Kacchan is asking me for help!

"OH FUCK IT! Deku I love you. Go on a date with me?" He was angry and red and he looked away so fast I could almost pretend that I didn't see it. But I did. 

I stared for several seconds but he ended up snapping at me to "fucking hurry up!" making me laugh nervously. 

"Sorry Kacchan, usually I wake up before now, that or fast-forward." I rub the back of my neck still expecting the jolt from waking up too early during one of my favorite dreams. 

I watched Kacchan freeze up and a sexy grin slowly formed on his face. "Oh? And since you haven't yet, tell me your answer." 

I smiled happily and leaned straight into his arms, wrapping my arms around him. His face blushing and I could see panic in his eyes but at the same time it looked like he was enjoying himself, "I love you too. But usually my dreams cut to the..." I paused but Kacchan actually leaned his ear towards me and I whispered, "bedroom." 

Kacchan's face turned bright red almost as soon as I said it. Making me giggle, "That's the face I like to see." I don't know when I fell asleep but I have been extremely frustrated and pint up for far too long. It's been a while since I indulged in a fantasy of my long time crush. 

"Now?" His voice was barely audible and the pure shock on his face was a new development, but I like it. It made me feel like I was his first, maybe even his only? But this is just a dream. 

"Is that okay with you?" I asked before I leaned forward as if I were going to whisper in his ear and instead I just blew a little, I saw his already pink skin darken. 

"Yes!" He squeaked and stood up, almost knocking me over before he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the elevator. I saw him look back towards Kirishima a few times but when I looked Kiri was already looking away as if he had no idea what was going on or that anything was happening at all. 

I followed Kacchan into the elevator, and when he started to reach for the button that led to his room I reached past him and hit mine instead. I gave him a very different smile than what I usually would and I watched as he seemed to swallow his own spit, but he didn't fight me on it. 

We got out of the elevator and I quickly led him to my room. I pulled him inside before locking the thing and made sure to slide the big thick bolt at the top. I still don't know how Sero and Kaminari managed to get a key to my room but waking up once covered in shaving cream was more than enough, thanks. 

I pulled Kacchan behind me and actually shoved him onto my bed, enjoying the look of excitement and surprise on his angelic face. I turned on my desk lamp and made sure my windows were closed. I even turned my phone off, taking and doing the same to Kacchan's. Not like he would ever let me do any of this in the waking world or anything. 

But I have plans to do exactly this, tomorrow, I was going to give a bad excuse on why Kirishima needed to go to the store and I was going to confess, depending on how well I like how this turns out I just might try and drag him off before I can even properly confess. 

This dream is just too good to be true, I mean I can even smell the hot, sweet caramel scent coming off of him. The way his shallow breathing picked up the pace when I moved to take off my shirt and instead I smiled and turned on the radio. I found a good song and when I turned back to Kacchan he was fidgeting. 

I pulled off his shirt and he yelped at the sudden attack, making me freeze. "Do you want me to stop?" Dream or not, Kacchan has to want it too. I can't hurt him, not ever. 

"No! Don't, I just wasn't expecting... Forget it, go ahead." He took his own shirt and threw it on the floor next to us. He gave me a nervous smile and I leaned in sliding my hands across his torso, inspecting the tight, toned muscles his porcelain skin covered so easily. Kacchan was blushing again and it looked so cute. 

"I want to kiss you," I mumbled, already leaning towards his captivating, sinful lips. The things I could imagine those lips of his doing to me. 

"Kiss me then," he was trying to act tough, he really was but the effect was ruined when he flinched at my tongue meeting his collarbone. 

"Patience, Katsuki. It's been too long since I had the time to dream about you. What if I forgot something?" I teased and his skin shuddered under my touch. Oh yes, I am enjoying this a lot. I trailed kisses along the border of where his neck met his chest. 

Should I go up or down? 

I glanced up and I saw him staring in shock but his eyes held me captive. I slowly moved down trailing kisses and little bites down and around his chest. It wasn't until I nearly bit a nipple that he closed his eyes and threw his head back, arching his back in order to somehow get closer to me. 

Sensitive? I'll have to remember that, I kissed and sucked for a long time but he stayed silent and I looked down at the masterpiece that is his body. I explored and enjoyed myself, finding his flawless skin so amazing. How can he fight so hard and still come out without a scratch? 

Kacchan's body was shaking under me and I bit gently on his other nipple and I heard his sweet moan. I slowly slid my hands along his body feeling the tight, toned muscles flex underneath me. 

I looked up again to see him biting on his hand and I reached up and gently pulled his hand away from his mouth until he let go. 

"The only person allowed to leave marks on you, is me." I purred, licking my lips, I have to slow down. Just like in most of my dreams this would be our first time and I want him to feel good. Oh so very good. I kiss down his body leaving his pecs alone for now but I'm nowhere near done with him. 

His abs grabbed and kept my attention for a long time; kissing, sucking and biting them to my hearts content only for Kacchan to stutter and moan out my name. Yeah if I wasn't sure before I definitely know that this is a dream now, but at the same time I am loving it. The muscles under his skin flexed into my touch while Kacchan tried and failed to stay quiet. 

If I do ever get this far with Kacchan in the real world I'm glad my room is soundproof because I want to hear him scream my name. 

All this time I have only taken his shirt off and kissed down the front of his body. I could clearly see his hard on through his pants, it was almost standing up at the moment. I lick my lips and start to finger the waist of his pants carefully, even in my wildest dreams I didn't think I could turn him on that much while I was still dressed. I haven't even taken my own shirt off yet. 

"Someone is in a hurry, but I want to make this last." I reach around him and grab his ass letting myself squeeze and just enjoy feeling him up. 

"Stop teasing me! I'm going to cum and you haven't even really touched me yet," He started off sounding mad but by the end of it he was moaning, his gasp only adding to the beauty of the music filling the room. 

"Oh Katsuki~," I tease a little more, moving back up to a nipple and I slid a finger into the waist of his pants again but I stopped there. "Is it okay to remove these?" I tugged on the waistband again drawing his attention to them. 

"Fuck yes," he hissed trying to unsnap them and kick them off before he was even finished talking. I just grinned and watched him helping him pull them down, boxers and all. I tossed them towards his shirt before looking at the naked man under me. 

"You are so beautiful," I whispered, my eyes carving images of this into my memory. I can never forget this, I just might die if I do. I took a few more moments before I saw him fidgeting under my hungry gaze. 

I smiled a quick apology before I resumed my kisses and gentle biting, no longer having any obstacles in my way. His gasp and moans filled the air, while the radio played softly in the background letting him relax under my touches and sweet loving. 

"Kacchan?" I said his name, purring a little to catch his attention. I pulled away and stood up again, before slowly teasing the bottom of my shirt. It took maybe a second for him to realize what I was doing and he was all for it if his boner is anything to go by. I let my hips sway to the music while I tugged on my shirt slowly pulling it off and when I did finally manage to toss it away I found Kacchan staring hungrily while I continued to dance slowly to the music. 

I kissed up his body this time stopping at his collar again before returning down. His boner is at full mast now and I want to show him exactly what I wanted to do to him but for the moment I pulled away, unbuttoning my pants as I did. I swayed to the music before reaching into the bedside table and pulling out some lube and a couple condoms. I flexed my chest, abs and arms and honestly I don't think Kacchan noticed the stuff I pulled out yet. 

I set them on the table while I let my hips sway to the music, and then I teased the waist of my own pants letting Kacchan get a peak before stopping suddenly and I turned my head to face him again. 

"Katsuki? How far are you okay with going?" I asked in my sweetest voice and I saw him swallow what little spit he had already in his mouth. 

"To death do us part?" He looked kind of out of it and his voice sounded a little weird. I should probably check on that first. 

"Kacchan?" I asked again and saw his eyes snap up from my ass that he was just staring at as if he couldn't understand why he had to look away. "Have you had any medicine or were you hit with a quirk? I can wait until later if you need me to?"

I tried to shake the thought out of my head, this is a dream, an amazing one but a dream nonetheless. Even so, the thought of Kacchan being forced to be here was not appealing even in the slightest. He quickly shook his head no and I let my pants drop to the ground. 

"Then I guess," I open a condom and roll it on. "That I can enjoy this as much as I want then." I smile and crawl onto my bed kissing his trembling body as I make my way up. I pop open the lube and apply a generous amount onto him letting my fingers slip in and explore while my mouth is kissing his hips. 

"Wait! What if this isn't a dream? Would you still want to do it?" Kacchan jumped but he quickly came back down on my fingers and moaned, he was squirming under me and I was enjoying the sight. 

"If you let me, the only reason I haven't done it already is because you tell me to die or piss off all the time. I never want you to be uncomfortable with me, I want you to feel amazing. Just the way you are," I answered smiling, I meant every word of it too. I don't really understand all the dialog this time around but I like it. It's like we are getting closer, like it's really real. 

"It's real, you're awake!" He blurted out while I kept stretching him out. 

"Mmm, and if this is real have you ever had sex before?" I asked, smiling at the thought, I can slow down if that's what he wants. 

"No," his answer was breathless and I stopped. 

"Do you want to?" I removed my fingers and waited for his answer and I watched him relax on my bed while he caught his breath. 

It took a minute and I would be lying if I wasn't starting to go soft, if he didn't want me then I will get dressed, if he actually wants to date me then I'm more than willing to just snuggle and talk maybe just watch TV or go out, anything at all that he wants. 

When he did finally catch his breath he looked up and found me still waiting for his answer. "I mean I do but... I only just asked you out and you kept saying this was all a dream. I want this to be real and as fucking hard as you have me. I want you." 

I sat back and waited, he basically said he was still horny and he wants a real relationship but he didn't say if he wanted sex now or not. He doesn't seem to understand why I'm just waiting still so I decide to answer him. 

"Kacchan, we can have a real relationship and still have sex. I'm not going to push you into something you're not ready for, so if you want to wait we can wait." I kept my eyes on his gorgeous red ones and watched as they widened and relaxed and his face changed from scared to confused to excited again. 

"So I won't ruin it if we have sex now?" He asked hesitating, propping himself on his elbows. 

I smiled and leaned forward to give him a sweet kiss, our bodies, bare, pressed against each other as I deepened the kiss, when he licked at my lips trying to get access. It wasn't until we broke for air that I answered him. 

"Not at all, do you want to keep going? Or would you like to go and get lunch at the arcade down the street?" I nudge him with my nose and he turns his head the way that I want and I sprinkle light kisses on his neck. 

He held me where I was, against him, but unable to answer me for a while. I debated with myself about if I should stop the kisses or not but he decided now that he wanted to tangle his fingers in my hair and I bit him a little harder than I intended. 

"Aaahhhh!" His moan had me wanting more, to have him calling out my name but damn it he still hasn't answered me! 

"Katsuki, I need to know so I can get cleaned up or not." I was trying very hard not to get upset but the combination of his moans and my hard again boner were begging for release. 

"Don't stop," he whispered, still gasping for air and I dived in again. 

Kacchan's body was riddled with hickeys and love bites and I have no intention of stopping if he doesn't want me to. I used more lube making sure that he was very well prepped before I pushed a couple fingers in again. His body jolted as if it wasn't expecting the intrusion and when he relaxed again I started moving, stretching him out. 

"Deku!" Kacchan jerked forward and I stole his lips with mine again. His hands latched onto me pulling me closer and he moved one of his legs around my back, giving me easier access. 

I pushed in another finger and he threw his head back moaning out my name and I kissed down his chest and abs again. I stopped at his waistline and looked up to see him still arching his back, his face nowhere in sight. 

"Kacchan~?" I sang only for him to freeze and slowly force himself down so he could look at me. When I could see his eyes again I smiled at him, "Can I?" I motioned my face towards his waist and he looked confused for a moment until it seemed to hit him. 

He went very red and started to quickly nod, my fingers never stopping through any of this. I kissed his tip and licked him from the base to the very end before I put all of him in my mouth. He jerked and his back arched up again making it to where I couldn't see his face again. I just kind of smile at the thought that I was doing all of this to him. 

He wants me. I let myself swallow around him and I could feel that he was close and he was more than ready as far as my fingers go. I put some more lube on rubbing it in slightly before I let his cock out of my mouth with a pop. 

I crawled back up his body kissing as I went until I got to his pecs again. I nibbled and kissed on them, reaching down to soothe his nerves, I fingered him while I kissed on and loved his chest. His moans were ringing in my ears before I took his lips with mine. He was lost in the kiss before I pulled my fingers out this time and I slowly lined up, enjoying how much his body sang to me. I pressed my head against his entrance but I didn't push in yet. 

"Are you ready?" I asked, pulling away but he could only nod in agreement before he pulled me in for another kiss, his nails scratching up my back while he pulled me closer. 

I pushed in a little only for him to freeze where he was. I waited not letting myself go very far but when he started pulling me closer again I started pushing again, going deeper. 

It was slow and he needed time to adjust every now and again but I am always willing to wait. When I was all the way in I had to stop not so much for him but for myself. If I didn't I would cum, he is just so tight and perfect in every way and I was having a really hard time not hurting him. 

"Kacchan?" I asked anyway knowing exactly what I needed. 

"Mmm?" He tried to sound confident but right now that didn't mean much to me. 

"Can I move now?" I was ready to beg him, the way he felt around me was making it hard to control myself. 

"Yes, fucking yes." He moaned and I got up and I pulled out a little before pushing back in again. The resulting moans from both of us filled the air around us, dancing in the melody that were our voices. 

I slowly pulled out again further this time and slid back in again, this time I didn't stop and just set a gentle rhythm going in and out as many times as he would let me. The music still played in the background, my radio left forgotten as my lips found his again. But I'm sure I can go further in so I did what I really didn't want to. 

I pulled out. I lifted his ankles onto my shoulders and when I pushed back in again we were both moaning again. Yes, that went a lot deeper. I kept the pace slow, knowing that I wanted this to last a long time. Kacchan still hasn't done more than moan my name and I want to hear him scream for more. 

I picked up the pace and when I felt him tighten around me I pulled all the way out again before this time taking him in my mouth again. He didn't last long, a minute maybe two but when he came I swallowed, listening to his voice as he made my name sound amazing. 

When he calmed down I licked him clean and pushed back in again. "I'm not done with you yet," I warned him and he nodded, pulling me close enough to kiss again. I made slow sweet love to him, gently and slowly thrusting into him while he moaned my name. 

"I love it when you say my name. Say it again?" I smile at him, releasing his lips so he can do exactly that. 

"Izuku!" His voice was low and it was like it was coated in honey with how sweet it sounded. 

"Yes Katsuki?" I asked, knowing that I was being silly. I kept the thrust slow but powerful while I waited for him to do what I really wanted. 

"IZUKU!" I flinched and did it again and the resulting scream made me smile. I found it, the spot that no one else was ever allowed to see. His voice broke a lot and even with how close he was to coming I couldn't let him go. 

"Almost," I gasped while I pulled out and slammed back in again. My movements were shaky and uneven, it was getting very hard to keep control of myself and suddenly I really didn't want to control anything. My moans were escaping me far faster and Kacchan was screaming for more, I just couldn't take it. Both of his ankles were on my shoulders and I leaned down taking his lips with mine, basically folding him in half while our screams of pleasure echoed around us. 

He came, he managed to hit me in the chest but what sent me over the edge was the way he moaned out my name again. "Zuku," he was so out of breath and sleepy I thrusted a couple more times before my release hit me. 

I froze enjoying the way I throbbed inside of him, even wearing a condom I could feel the way he held onto me. Pulling me closer and deeper as if his ass refused to let me go. I waited and when the pleasure wasn't so intense, I opened my eyes to see Kacchan watching me. I blinked several times before I came back to my senses and pulled out of him. I took off the condom and tossed it into the trash can before I latched onto Kacchan's exhausted body below me and I pulled a cover on top of us. 

I snuggled into him and whispered an "I love you," in his ear before closing my eyes. He held me close curling into my body and we fell asleep. 

***

I woke up several hours later to find Kacchan still in my arms but now he was curled into my side, our arms still wrapped around each other. Thank God it really wasn't a dream, I would have cried. That was so much better than any or all of my fantasies combined and he was still in my arms. 

I looked at the clock and saw that it's already 4 in the afternoon. I slumped back down into bed, I don't want to get up. I want to stay here with Kacchan forever. 

"As amazing as that sounds, and it really does, I am kind of hungry. So how about dinner at the arcade you mentioned earlier?" Kacchan chuckled before opening his eyes. I could see that he was clearly afraid of my answer but really I was just too excited to let myself dwell on it. 

"Yes! But we should take a shower first." I groaned at that last part. I didn't want him to leave. 

"I can't really feel my legs at the moment, think you can help with that?" I saw him smile at me and I looked down to see him still covered in his own cum. It must have been from when he came on my chest. I had the dry flakey stuff on me still too. 

I slid my hands down his body and it wasn't long before his moans filled the air again. Waking up more than my mind. 

"Kacchan!" I whined, I really did want to go out with him and now what I REALLY want is to hear him screaming my name again. 

"In the shower?" Kacchan suggested and I jumped up and ran to turn on the shower before coming back to see Kacchan sitting up waiting for me. 

Our shower was quick considering all the things we did while we were there, but it was worth it to hear the way he was screaming out my name before we were done. We quickly got dressed and we held hands walking down the street to the arcade. We had a lot of fun and we competed at just about everything and thanks to that we managed to get enough tickets to win a limited edition All Might plushie that said, 'You! Are! PLUS ULTRA!'

We walked back into the dorms laughing and holding hands while I held the plushie that Kacchan insisted that I have. 

"BRO! How did it go?" Kirishima ran up asking and I swear his smile tripled in size when he saw that we were still holding hands and giggling. 

"Shut up Shitty Hair," Kacchan's words were rough but he was smiling and his tone was soft. "I'm not done yet." 

Confused, I looked up at him, I mean I thought our date was amazing. I got to spend hours with him at the arcade and we ate way too much pizza only to race through a park on our way back playing tag to burn off some of the extra calories. 

He smiled and tugged on the hand he was still holding and pulled me in for a kiss. I couldn't help smiling as I wrapped my arms around his neck, the plushie and all, and deepened the kiss, right there in the common area of the dorms. 

"WHAT!" We jumped at the loud scream and turned to see most of our classmates coming back, their internships done for the day. Most of them wore shocked expressions on their faces, all except for Todoroki who was currently smiling like he won the lottery but it was Iida that had my attention at the moment. 

"Uh?" What am I supposed to say? What is he asking about exactly? 

"Will you chill the fuck out, I was about to ask my boyfriend something you fucking prude!" I looked back at Kacchan smiling again, he always knows exactly what to say. 

"What did you want to ask?" I looked up happy that he didn't want to let me go yet. I am perfectly happy keeping my arms around his neck just the way I was. I like the way he held me close to him. 

"The Hag wants to know if you'll come over for dinner tomorrow? She was wanting to invite Aunty too but she understands if you want to take us slow," I saw him grinning wickedly at the question he was asking me. Considering how I dragged him to my bed earlier today, no I don't particularly want to go slow. 

I lean forward and whisper in his ear, "I want to run as wild and fast in the wind with you." He turned his head smiling and kissed me in front of everyone. Of course he wouldn't care who all saw us. But I'm so happy he wants to show us off a little. This is nice, very nice. I gave him another sweet kiss and we let go and walked towards the kitchen to find some lemon ice cream for dessert. 

We were eating our treat slowly, giggling and laughing as we did. Not caring that so many of our friends came to the doorway just to see us making cute faces at each other. We cleaned up after ourselves and he held my hand, walking me to my room and when I was sure no one was looking I pulled him inside. 

"Let me text Kiri to cover for me," Kacchan whispered, pulling out his phone. I smile nodding before turning to put the plushie away and stripping off my clothes. "Done!" he smiled looking up to see me already naked and he dropped his phone. 

He left his phone on the floor. 

***

I woke up with a slight headache but Kacchan was more than happy to help and when we took a shower and changed into some clean clothes I found his phone still on the floor. I picked it up and saw several texts waiting there. I told Kacchan. 

"What do they say?" He asked, still pulling on his clothes, well my clothes since he didn't bring any with him last night. 

I opened the messages from his friends group chat and I could feel my face go red as I read them out loud. 

Red: Bro! It's about time you asked him out! I thought for sure that you were going to chicken out again!

Kami-Pika: DUDE! WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY ASK HIM!? 

AmazingSero: JGUIENGIRfEIVRIUE!!!!!!!

AlienQueen: YOU DID IT? Its' about fucking time!

Red: Bakubro no worries I told everyone you were staying in my room tonight to help me study. Don't worry I'm actually studying. Maybe you'll even get lucky?

Kami-Pike: We are talking about Midoriya right? I mean it's amazing they actually kissed and went on a date but sex?

AmazingSero: TWOAFD WDALTH WWINI TCE B FIRE!

AlienQueen: Honey no one can understand that. 

AmazingSero: THEY WENT ON A FUCKING DATE? WHEN DID ALL OF THIS HAPPEN? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! BUT THIS IS FUCKING FIRE!

Kami-Pika: How??? Just nevermind. Japanese please. I cant understand you when you talk in text like that. 

Red: SeroBro, he asked him out yesterday morning and then they spent the day hanging out before their date. So manly!

AlienQueen: YOU KNEW?!?!?!?!?!?

Kami-Pika You knew?

AmazingSero: wtf you knew?

Red: I might have given him a little push to get him to finally ask. 

AlienQueen: What did you do? I NEED to know.

Red: I told him I would ask Midobro out if he didn't. Let's be honest he is WAY past cute. 

AlienQueen: ...

AmazingSero: ... 

Kami-Pika: So I'm no longer the dumb one in our group. 😇 

Kacchan took his phone from me, his face almost as red as what I'm sure mine was. "I'm going to add you to the group. You'll need to pick a name unless you want Raccoon Eyes to pick for you. And she will if she doesn't think you picked a good one. No hero names allowed." He was also avoiding my eyes so I smiled. 

"They really think I'm that innocent huh?" I asked and he nodded, still avoiding eye contact. "What's yours?" 

"QueenKat, don't laugh. She didn't like King Explosion Murder!" He quickly answered and I nodded just smiling that he looked at me again. 

QueenKat: Remember what is said in here stays in here. 

I saw him type and send and I smiled. "Add me, Do you like KingD or KingSinnamon more?" He choked on air and started laughing hysterically holding up one finger. 

QueenKat added #xxx-xxxx to the Bakusquad chat. 

Red: Who? 

Xxx-xxxx changed username to KingD 

KingD: Hello everyone! 

Kami-Pika: I have a bad feeling about this. 

QueenKat: ... 

KingD: Well every real Queen has to have a King next to them after all. How else would he be able to rule without someone to keep the masses in line? 

AmazingSero: A very bad feeling. 

AlienQueen: Bakubabe, who is this? 🙃 I just want to talk. 🔪

QueenKat: touch him and I'll make sure they never find your body. 

KingD: Kacchan! That's super sweet. 🥰. 

KingD: So what's this I see about rules? 

Red: Nothing posted here can be shown to anyone outside the members and new members have to go through Bakubro. Anyone who breaks a rule will be tortured for three days by Bakubro himself. 

Red: How far back can you read exactly? Asking for a friend! 

KingD: Looks like last week and no Kirishima. I'm sorry I'm not interested. I love Kacchan. Thanks anyway. 

Kami-Pika: Midoriya? 

KingD: yes? 

Kami-Pika: Who picked your username? 

KingD: I did. Kacchan said hero names wouldn't work. 

QueenKat: Or Raccoon Eyes would change it like a million fucking times. 

KingD: Ah. Ashido? Don't change Kacchan's name again. I like it. 

AlienQueen: Right of course! 😅 About what I said earlier what's a joke between friends? Am I right? 😅

KingD: So long as you know how that talk would end. 

Kami-Pika: Does this mean that Bakugo is a Bakubottom? 

KingD: 🙃🔪 

Kami-Pika: 👐 All yours! 

KingD: ☺️

AmazingSero: I'm scared

Red: Me too. 

AlienQueen: Me three. 

KingD: Ashido? 

AlienQueen: yes? 

KingD: Change your username please. There can only be one Queen. ☺️

AlienQueen changed username to PinkAlien. 

PinkAlien: Your right. 

KingD: *You're. 

PinkAlien: 😓

QueenKat: Maybe I should have picked your other name after all...

KingD: Too late! Love you my queen. 👑

QueenKat: Love you too. Movies? 

KingD: The new All Might movie? 🤩

QueenKat: Of course. 😤 Nothing better. 

KingD: Yeeesssssssss! 

KingD: Kacchan can I add Sho? Pretty please! He will do amazing here!

QueenKat: I left less than three minutes ago. Who the hell is Sho and am I killing him or her?

KingD: Oh right, I didn't tell you that part yet. 

QueenKat: What part? 

KingD: You'll see when I pick his username. Kirishima? You have three minutes to ask him out before I add him and he sees everything you've said about him this week. 😜

Red: ‼️

AmazingSero: Bro that was just mean. 

KingD: Did you see how he "helped" Kacchan ask me out? 

AmazingSero: fair. 

Kami-Pika: Umm Please don't hurt me? 

KingD: Oh I'm going to add him too but I'll give you a day since you didn't know about yesterday. 

Kami-Pika: I'll take it. 😅 

QueenKat: Oh. I had to back read a lot to find out who you were talking about. 

QueenKat: I'll admit I kind of thought you two were dating for a bit. He was smiling way too big when he saw us kissing for that to be the case though. 

KingD: 30 seconds left Kirishima. 

Red: HE SAID YES! 

KingD: Finally. 

KingD added xxx-xxxx to Bakusquad 

KingD changed chat name to Royal Couple's

QueenKat: Kind of like it. 

KingD changed xxx-xxxx username to PrinceSho

QueenKat: Whoa! WTF? 

KingD: Meet your new adopted son. Sorry Endeavor deserves to be in a dumpster so I adopted him and we will just take his place as the number one heroes. 😇

PinkAlien: I'm afraid. 

AmazingSero: very afraid. 

Kami-Pika: Guys, I might need some help? 

PinkAlien: With? 

Kami-Pika: So I figured I would forget to ask Shinso out if I didn't do it today. Sooner than later. 

AmazingSero: And? 

Kami-Pika: I was talking to him and I kept getting super nervous. 

QueenKat: I see where this is going. 

KingD: Kaminari if you killed my son there is nowhere on the planet safe for you. 🙃🔪

Kami-Pika: No that's not what happened! 

PinkAlien: Then what happened? Wait son?

AmazingSero: Yeah dude just tell us already. 

QueenKat: Deku he loves the brainwasher. 

KingD: I didn't stutter. Meet our second prince by the way. 

QueenKat: I really didn't know dating you would actually give me kids. 

KingD: 🥺 You regret?

QueenKat: FUCK NO. 

QueenKat: I just didn't know. That's all. 

Kami-Pika: All I did was ask him to hang out in my room and he froze up like ice! I can't get him to respond to anything! What should I do? Midoriya please don't kill me! 

QueenKat: *sigh* Shitty Hair it's your turn to write his eulogy. 

Red: 😓 Already working on it. 

KingD: Wait, that's all? 

Kami-Pika: yes please help!

KingD: Pull up a picture of a cat on your phone and show him the picture. 

AmazingSero: How would that ever help? 

Kami-Pika: It worked! 

AmazingSero: HOW?!?!?!

QueenKat: Zu are you ready? The movie is going to start before we get through the line!

KingD: Cumming!

PinkAlien: 🤯😰

Red: Umm Midobro? 

QueenKat: ... 

KingD: I know what I said. 😏

QueenKat: at the movies? ⁉️

KingD: 😉

QueenKat: 😳

KingD: 💦

QueenKat: 😳

KingD: 😋 

KingD: I'm ready! 

PinkAlien: There is no actual way.

PinkAlien: right? 

AmazingSero: I don't believe it. 

Red: Some of the things Bakubro said are starting to make sense now. 

AmazingSero: Like what? 

Red: 🤐 I'm not that stupid and I just got a date so. Nope! 

KingD: ☺️ I told Kacchan you were a good boy. But he won't let me adopt you. 😔

Red: You want to adopt me? 

Red: Where do I sign?

QueenKat: wtf? You're actually okay with being my son. MY SON? 

Red: Yours and Midoriya's? Absolutely. My parents already disowned me for posting about getting a date with my prince. 

KingD: You're homeless? 

Red: Yep. I mean unless someone gives me a place to stay as a part of being hired somewhere. But I haven't heard of hero agencies doing that very often. 

QueenKat: WHO IN THE LITERAL FUCK PUT MY BABY DOWN LIKE THAT? 

KingD: Don't worry you can also just marry Sho and that will do it too. Also I'm protective of my babies if either of them get hurt I will murder their attacker. 🙃🔪

PrinceSho: Dad! No!

PinkAlien: Is this actually happening?

PrinceSho: Dad, do not turn my new boyfriend into a brother! I already have three brothers and a sister! 

AmazingSero: Yep. This is actually happening. 

KingD: Sho dear let me handle it. 

Red: I am both extremely happy and extremely scared at the moment. 

PrinceSho: Dad! Stop! I can't marry my brother! 

QueenKat: Good thing I looked again before destroying the extras. 

Red: Wait... You said marry? As in rings and forever and family? 

KingD: Yes that's correct. 

Red: Then Shoto?

PrinceSho: ?

Red: Will you marry me? 

PrinceSho: Yes! 

Red: 🤯

KingD: Perfect. Okay Kacchan you can kill them now. ☺️

QueenKat: 💥😈🧨

End.