LA Mission Video

A/N You'll want to read the short story before reading this. Inspiration was the video in the screenshot above. I highly recommend watching it to see how Dynamight and Deku were dancing.

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3rd person POV.

The heroes Dynamight and Deku are in a hospital waiting room not wearing shirts and are making out in the waiting area. The pro hero Red Riot keeps trying to talk to the hospital staff about getting them admitted due to someone slipping something into their drinks while they were out.

Red Riot has very little information to go on but the camera clearly picks up Red Riot saying; "HE CALLED ME-!" He regained control of his voice and stopped yelling. "Dynamight called me and told me he needed me to pick him up. He and Deku were probably drugged and needed to go to the hospital. What more do you actually need to know?" He was slowly losing his composure again.

"How does he know that they were drugged?" The woman asked and Red Riot threw his hands in the air.

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN ASK HIM THAT RIGHT NOW!?!" The crimson hero asked, motioning towards the two hot and bothered men. The nurse was not the only one looking either, the whole room had eyes on the two men as they kissed, giggled and caressed each other, all while whispering in each other's ears.

The men were topless but you could easily see that there had been something on them, be it sweat, oil or something else entirely the only ones to know would have been themselves if either of them bothered to look or even think about it. Their muscles prominent as they flexed, gently wrestling each other as they pulled each other close.

The camera dropped showing a teenage girl maybe 17 years of age, blue hair and silver eyes, her face brightly flushed before she quickly bent down to pick up the camera and again pointed it at the men in question.

You can see Dynamight and Deku's tongues as they deepened their kisses, thankfully the youngest person in the waiting room was probably the girl holding the camera, or at least that's all anyone could see.

Red Riot turned bright red and ran over yanking them apart again, "BAKUBRO YOU ARE SO GOING TO KILL ME TOMORROW BUT YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS!"

"Get the fuck off of me Shitty Hair," Dynamight slurred before he sent an explosion easily just as big as Red Riot's head in his face making the redhead stumble back and fall over. There was a trickle of blood coming from a cut by his eyebrow that was not there just moments before.

"Bunny?" Dynamight whined and Deku shook his head not entirely sure where he seemed to be before he dived back into Dynamight's arms.

"Yes Kitty Kat?" The green haired man giggled and anyone with ears could hear the deep throated purr coming from the blond explosion hero.

"I want you," he moaned, only to be cut off by Deku pushing him over and pinning him down on the floor before he smashed their lips together again.

Red Riot stumbled back up again before pulling the men apart again, this time getting thrown across the room with nothing more than a flick of Deku's hand, green electricity crackling around him.

"Fuck off Shitty Hair, my husband can do whatever the fuck he wants to me," Dynamight was purring  only for Deku to hum happily.

"Bro!" Red Riot coughed up some blood before wiping it away again. "Husband? YOU'RE NOT MARRIED THOUGH! I don't know why you think you're married but you are not!" Red Riot was exhausted; you can tell through his movements that something wasn't right. He was clearly limping but he got up anyway and pulled the two apart again but this time he was holding an All Might postcard in front of them and they were finally distracted from making out again. Red Riot limped back over to the very pale reception nurse who was quickly pulling out paperwork to admit the two very drunk and out of it heroes.

The camera gets really close to the very tired men as they sat there practically zoned out, it looked like they were asleep sitting there leaning against each other.

"Um Dynamight? Deku?" The girl's voice asked nervously and the two started awake again before looking up at the camera. "I'm such a big fan. Can I please, please, please ask you a few questions?" The girl sounded much younger than a 17 year old that was shown earlier.

"Sure thing kiddo. Dynamight answered, yawning, smiling up at the camera, he reached up above the camera and seemed to pat it before cuddling up in Deku's arms who was smiling happily at the person holding the camera.

"Why are you in the hospital?"

Deku started nodding as if he agreed with the question and Dynamight looked up, his eyes sad. "Someone slipped something in our drinks while we were out. There are very bad people in the world, remember to be very careful while you are growing up," he looked so serious you could almost forget the fact that he was the reason for the soot marks on the wall in the background.

"But you're heroes! Who could ever think that they could get you? You are so strong," the girl's voice was trembling and Deku smiled warmly at the camera.

"Being strong doesn't matter if they use things like drugs or whatnot, we are still only human." Deku's voice was soft as if he was trying not to scare her. "That's why you always need to be safe. When we realized something wasn't right we called our friend, Red Riot, the hero over there." Deku pointed at the man still arguing with the nurse who was looking over his shoulder to look at the camera and the men left on the bench.

"Why does he keep saying you're not married?" The girl asked, confused.

"Well our fans," Deku started before yawning and then continuing where he left off. "You all know that we are married. It's a part of our hero profiles, the number one and number two heroes Dynamight and Deku are married. But most of the heroes we work with as well as the hero association don't actually believe it. They think someone hacked into the database and changed it for a laugh. We didn't have a ceremony or anything, we just got married one day."

"Did you want to have a big ceremony, Bunny? Our one year is coming up. We can have the biggest wedding and invite everyone if that's what you want?" Dynamight pouted and Deku giggled.

"No Kacchan, I love you and I loved our little wedding. Dad was ecstatic that we wanted him to officiate even though we didn't have a ceremony, I wouldn't trade our wedding at the beach under the moon and stars for anything." Deku giggled nuzzling into Dynamight's neck.

"So you really are married?" The girl sounded so relieved it was more like her confirming it than asking a question. The two men held up their left hands showing off the golden wedding bands on their wedding fingers.

"Dynamight? Why do you always look so angry on TV? You seem so nice in person."

"Ah, that's easy. It's because I'm an asswhole-" he grunted when Deku elbowed him in the ribs and an audible crack was heard. "Fuck Deku, why?"

"You are not an 'asswhole' you are the sweetest most caring-" Deku's words got cut off when Dynamight yanked him in for another kiss.

"I love you," Dynamight whispered when they finally pulled apart. Someone coughed, probably the girl holding the camera because they both looked up again as if just now remembering she was here.

"Right, anyway. It's because I'm an asswhole but not because I want to be. You know that my quirk is explosions?" There was a slight pause before he continued on. "Well that's because I sweat nitroglycerine, don't worry I'm not telling you anything that's not already on my hero profile. This is all information that was made public. Anyway I can set my sweat off using my palms. Well since my body makes so much nitroglycerine, a mood stabilizer, my body also had to try and counteract it by making excessive amounts of testosterone but instead of evening out like you would think, most of the time my testosterone levels are super high. The reason being because I can make myself sweat at will. So my nitroglycerine levels fluctuate a lot while my testosterone levels do not." Dynamight was starting to yawn again, getting sleepy but he just smiled looking at the girl holding the camera and snuggled into Deku's arms.

"Why do you seem so peaceful now then?"

It was Deku that answered this time, "That's easy, we were at a club and we had a few drinks with friends. Alcohol numbs the receptors in his body making it easier for his body to balance the chemical levels but…"

Dynamight finished for him, "but I shouldn't use my quirk if I've been drinking. Explosions are dangerous and while I'm under the influence especially so, they are hard enough to control while I'm sober so I don't really drink a lot and when I do I am careful to never get passed tipsy. That's how we knew something had slipped into our drinks. We shouldn't be wasted like this. Not from three drinks."

"Do you know what you were slipped?"

The two heroes looked thoughtful for a minute but it was Deku that answered, although very hesitantly. "If I had to guess maybe ketamine and GHB? We went undercover once and we've been drugged before but that was a bunch of different things and it's hard to pinpoint. The fact that we were drinking alcohol would only make it worse." He shrugged, pulling Dynamight closer and kissing on his neck.

"But I have the best husband in the world, I mean have you seen these muscles?" Deku asked with a teasing smile on his lips while he giggled at the now flushed Dynamight.

"You're one to talk! Have you looked in a mirror?" Dynamight fumed, still pouting before pulling Deku in for a kiss. He looked back at the camera before adding, "I wouldn't be surprised if they slipped us a Molly though. Plenty of regular citizens would get a kick out of seeing the top heroes making a fool out of themselves. If it were a villain though they would have tried to separate us from people or distract us until it kicked in all the way."

He looked sad again for a few moments before he literally shook his head as if trying to dispel the thought. "Don't worry about that though, just remember to always be safe and us heroes will do everything that we can to come and rescue you. How old are you anyway? Twelve? Thirteen? Sorry we aren't dressed, I have no idea where our shirts went."

"Oh, we took them off at the club? Maybe? No wait, I remember getting our clothes back before waiting for Kirishima at the bus stop." Deku started mumbling about all the different places their shirts could have ended up while Dynamight just watched him with love sick eyes.

"I love you, Nerd." He whispered, almost in a trance as Deku came out of his own thoughts and smiled at him.

"I love you too Kacchan," he smiled a reality shaking smile that would make the world think he was the most innocent person alive.

"Can you two actually dance like your profile says you can? I mean tango? Really?"

Both of them laughed and standing up on very shaky legs asked for the girl to play them a little music when the music came on they started dancing as if they were completely sober and nothing else in the world existed, they took turns taking the lead as they spun around the waiting room all the other people in the waiting room watching mesmerized as they spun around curling and wrapping their rock hard bodies for anyone to see. The fact that they were still shirtless only made everyone, male and female alike, watch in shocked silence.

The song came to an end and the camera was jared from the holder, most likely, clapping her hands along with the other viewers. When things got quiet again the questions started again.

"Why did you two take the name Yagi and not Bakugo?"

They started laughing but it was Dynamight that answered, "Take my, granted awesome, name or take the name of the world's number one hero All Might and our personal hero? I think that was pretty much a no brainer." Both Deku and Dynamight were still laughing for several moments before they sat back down again.

"Kacchan?" Deku asked, looking up shyly making Dynamight look a bit confused at the sudden change of tone. "Can we-oof" Deku and Dynamight buckled over and their eyes went big.

"Shit, I know what the fuck they slipped us!" Dynamight started screaming, getting everyone's attention. "It was a shuttle bus! Get the kid away and put the damn cuffs on us Shitty Hair!" Almost before the words were completely out of his mouth the camera was yanked back and Red Riot was in the frame trying to put the cuffs on the two men who were now spasming in pain as their quirks went out of control. Green lightning and explosions going off everywhere even after the cuffs were fastened and Red Riot was zapped and thrown back from an involuntary explosion.

The camera showed Red Riot calling for help using his radio and he had a lot more blood running down his face while he tried to block the quirks from hurting anyone while the staff evacuated them to safety. Red Riot was blasted and smashed around several times before several heroes came into view but it wasn't until the hero Shoto arrived and froze them into place that the hero Midnight was able to use her quirk on them, getting them to relax enough that their quirks weren't going crazy anymore.

It didn't take long for them to wake back up again back in their cute crazy lovey-dovey mood they were in just moments ago and they were making out again. This time though they looked like they were in pain.

A nurse came running by and the camera was able to pick him up cursing asking how many fucking drugs they were hit with and questioning if a quirk might have been involved, but all of those questions were left unanswered as the two passed out after they were injected with the needles.

The camera showed them being carried off, together since they were still cuffed together and the room was slowly put back into order again before the patients were allowed back in again. Red Riot was one of many heroes that were carried out of the room to be treated themselves, more than one hero was severely injured during the episode. The camera showed the girl running back to the camera and picking it up again before going black.