Double Trouble Twins

"Kacchan~" his voice moaned, echoing through me, our bodies moving together after being apart for far to fucking long. 

"Aaah!" I clenched my hands trying not to let my quirk go off only for them to sizzle a little anyway. 

"So hot, so tight, I've been gone for far too long," he growled in my ear before thrusting back in hard and rough. 

"Then fuck me harder," I hissed at him before I pushed him over and rolled on top of him, his hands on my hips, helping to slam me back down on his large hard cock. "Fuck!" I moaned not for the first time. He walked in the door of our apartment only an hour ago and instead of going to work like I should have I called in. 

As partners we should always go on missions together but there are times when only one of us goes, although they are supposed to be short when that happens. This time there was an accident and his two day mission turned into three weeks. 

"AH, Kacchan~" I felt him throbbing inside of me, cumming far too fucking early. It feels good, but it isn't nearly enough still. Instead of grinding him deep inside of me though I want to switch things up a bit. 

"Fuck it, give me your ass," I demanded while climbing off of him and after I added some lube to both his ass and my dick I pushed in not bothering to try and work him up first. He does not like to be hit or smacked but he loves when I bite him and when my quirk goes off like a sparkler from being too excited. Then there was this, this intense pleasure pain of me thrusting inside of him without prepping him, it sets him off almost as much as when I'm riding him. The lube was probably not exactly to his liking but I can't actually hurt him. That would end things far too quickly and he likes the slow pain. 

He cried out, his arms holding me tight so that when I thrusted again his body easily took me in. So much for not preparing him. 

"Just how much did you miss me to be this loose?" I demanded, I bit where his neck and shoulder met loving the sound of his moans in my ears. 

"Every night, I've missed you so, so much," he pushed forward to kiss me and I could feel pride rising in my chest. For him to fantasize about me that often his fingers must have had a hard time reaching where he wanted them to. 

I pulled out again just to slam back into him. His body shook around me, his arms and legs hugging me, trying to pull me in closer the longer we pleasured each other. 

"Fuck!" I cursed, I could feel myself getting far too excited and several mindless thrust later I came. Preferences aside I love how we switch, how amazing the sex is and even if one can't keep it up for long the other can just take over, not that that happens too much. Today is probably because we were both too excited at finally seeing each other after so long. 

Deku rolled over to face me before giving sweet kisses and whispering in between them. "I love you so much. We can't ever be away from each other for that long again," his tongue slipped into my mouth and I know exactly what he is doing now. I worked him up all over again and when I came inside of him he was close enough to get frustrated when I pulled away. 

"It's been three fucking weeks, get your dick over here," I teased him, nipping at his lips and making him giggle when I caught his lip. 

"Okay, Kacchan~" he climbed over me again, my legs wrapping around his hips before I felt him press against me. Unlike me, he pushed in slowly, making sure I was still relaxed enough for him and when he realized that I was, he pushed all the way in again. This time his thrust were much calmer, even and I swear he was hitting my sweet spot every fucking time. 

Our pleasure filled the air around us with our noises and this time when we were ready we came together. We cuddled, snuggling in bed and there isn't anything I'm willing to trade for to give this up. 

We technically only started dating a little more than a year ago and we are 23 now. Before that we were roommates, after one really shitty night at work I came home to find Deku moaning out my name in the bathroom. I found him jacking off with his face radiating bliss each time he moaned my name, before he could start to panic I dragged him to bed with me. We've been together ever since. 

Far from the most romantic thing in the world but fuck it, who was getting laid? Me, that's who and I fucking loved every second of it. 

"I really am sorry," he nuzzled into me and I huffed in annoyance. 

"Then don't go on missions with fuck face again, dumbass fucked up such a fucking easy mission. It isn't worth the work to keep him as a hero," I grumbled a bit more but Deku just giggled, agreeing with me. That tells you how bad the extra was, even Deku didn't like working with him. 

I had written up a rejection of future missions for him and when I forwarded it to him he typed his name at the end and forwarded it to the association only a week into the mission. Like I said, the dumbass is terrible. 

Of course they tried to get Deku to take it back but in his response he pointed out that he already had a partner and therefore shouldn't have to work with someone else on a regular basis. How do I know all of this? Deku forwarded me everything last week and I went to HR and filed a complaint of harassment. Since they were actively trying to take my registered partner from me. 

"Next time I'll make sure you're with me," he snuggled in my arms and I relaxed. It's one thing if it's an emergency then you work with whoever happens to be there but this was the third mission in a row where they sent Deku off to only All Might knows where and partnered him off with fuck face. 

"Damn right," I pushed him on his back and kissed him again. I smirked, not caring in the least how sore and generally tired I am now. "I think we have at least another twenty times to make up for," I licked my lips still smirking at him and he chuckled before rolling us over and trapping me under him again. 

"Only twenty?" He teased and I growled at him before kissing him. The way his hands trailed up my body could have tricked me into thinking that we haven't actually done anything yet. The way he was caressing told me exactly how much he missed me and I would fight him if it wasn't as much as I've missed him. 

*EH EH EH EH EH EH EH*

We both jumped at the alert on our pagers and groaned before getting up and getting dressed. Even if I was actually sick I would need to respond to this alert so off duty or not it was time to run. 

We arrived at the coordinates and there was a villain going crazy and it looks like their quirk was actually turning people into animals. Of fucking course, because we can't have one normal day of, oh I don't know muggings and theft? Or maybe a drug bust? No it has to be fucking crazy. 

Deku and I worked with the nearby heroes to evacuate but it was still difficult, the ones that were already turned into animals needed to be safely moved as well and some of these fuckers were snakes and scorpions. How in the actual fuck? 

I was just picking up a fox that was trying to get to another one that Deku was saving from a collapsed building so I ran over and once they saw each other there was a bright blue flash around us but that was it. We were finally able to get them with the others and the villain was taken out by another hero who finished their area first and we had to stay with the victims until answers were given. The quirk would wear off after only an hour and the foxes turned out to be twin sisters who couldn't stop crying for a long time. No, they weren't kids either, they were older than us for sure.  

"If you wouldn't mind me asking, could you tell us what your quirk is? It kind of looked like you might have used it on the two of us while we were rescuing you," Deku asked them when there was a break in their sobbing but when their faces went pale instead I narrowed my eyes at them. They didn't answer. I have a bad feeling about this. 

Someone from the victims unit arrived and Deku and I had to report that we were hit with an unknown quirk and when someone tried to give me shit about calling in I bent over and hurled. I mean, nice timing. 

"Oh… You were actually sick?" Someone from HR asked from behind me, trying to catch me off guard. Like hell I'm going to tell them it was because Deku and I didn't get a chance to clean up or more importantly, clean ourselves out. Deku was looking pretty pale too and it wasn't long before he was throwing up too. 

Like I need to answer these fucking extras? Not a chance in hell. 

"Are we done? We need to go back home," I grumbled, still holding my stomach trying not to get sick again because yuck. 

"Uh, right. Can you just-" I threw up again in the middle of him talking and he quickly finished. "I just need you to sign this!" I quickly scrawled my name down when I saw that it was just a written copy of my statement and once Deku had finished we were dismissed. Deku didn't seem to be nearly as bad as I was but then again I only came inside of him once where he was trying to get his cum to drip out of me from overfilling me. 

I know, kind of gross and not necessary at all but damn it all, it was fun. 

I leaned against my boyfriend who quickly picked me up and I vaguely saw the twins we rescued looking at us in horror but I really don't feel good, so whatever it is can fucking wait. Deku picked me up and used his quirk to get us home again. 

He quickly brought me to the shower and helped clean me out so I could feel better and after a quick meal I was dragging his ass back to bed. 

"Already?" He teased lightly. 

"Fuck already, it's finally Deku! Finally!" I corrected him and he giggled before carrying my ass back to bed. 

"I hope you're off for the next few days. I don't want to give you up," he growled in my ear and I quickly nodded. Even if I wasn't before I sure as fuck would be now, so thankfully I already actually was. 

***

*RING* *RING* *RING*

Why won't people leave us the fuck alone? I mean really? I picked up my phone and accepted the call from work cursing before I even put the device to my ear. I mean why call in the middle of the night? 

"What in the fuck do you want now?" My voice sounded all gravely even to me, do I sound sick? Maybe, I'll just let them think whatever the fuck they want though. 

There was coughing on the other end of the line before they seemed to clear their throat. "Is this Dynamight?" 

"No, it's your fucking mother. Who in the fuck else would it be?" I groaned at the ridiculousness of the extra on the other end of the line. 

"Actually, is Deku nearby? That would probably be easier, you two are roommates correct?" The voice changed, telling me that someone that knows what the fuck they are doing took over.  

I looked around but the bed was empty. "Give me a minute," I grumbled and groaned when the tenderness in my lower back made itself known. I cursed and generally grumbled before dragging my ass to the bedroom doorway and still not seeing Deku anywhere, I called out for him only for my voice to break and make me start coughing. Fuck, am I actually sick? Talk about instant karma. The bitch. 

I slowly made my way down the hallway and called out for the Nerd again but there still wasn't an answer. Where in the fuck is he? 

I put the phone back to my ear, "I don't see him. He must have gone-" I heard some retching from the bathroom. "Deku? Are you sick?" I called out and made my way to the bathroom to find him hovering over the toilet. He looks pale and when he looked up at me his skin looked clammy probably from the pale white of the porcelain bowl he was hugging like a lifeline. 

I turned my attention back to my phone while I rubbed soothing circles on his back. "Call back later, I need to call our parents." I didn't wait to listen to whatever the fuck they wanted, whatever they called for wasn't important enough for them to just tell me so it can wait. 

I quickly called Aunty, thankfully she moved in with my hag and old man right after Deku and I became roommates so I only needed to call one of them. 

"Hello?" Aunty asked, confused, I really don't call her enough. 

"Aunty? Deku and I are both sick, is there a chance one of you can come over? We really can't take care of ourselves right now let alone each other," I told her everything that had happened, glossing over the sex yesterday. The fact that they already know that we are intimate doesn't mean I need to tell her those kinds of details. 

"I'll be there as soon as I can, should I pick up groceries?" She asked and I realized that I haven't been shopping yet this week. 

"I'll send you money," I croaked and quickly opened the app and sent her more than enough for both a cab and groceries. Can't send enough for this woman. 

I opened my mouth to thank her only to push Deku out of the way and throw up. 

"I'll be there soon, you two rest for now," I heard her voice but when I looked at my phone it was dark. She hung up already. I helped Deku up and we brush our teeth and rinsed out the yuck in our mouths before we helped each other back to bed. 

***

"Oh, boys," I heard Aunty before I could even open my eyes. The cool dampness of a rag wiping the sweat from my face and cooling me down before I could finally open my eyes. 

I just felt nauseous, I tried to sit up but she easily pushed me back down again. "Sleep Kasuki, Mitsuki and I will take care of you both, your father went to your office to find out if there is a quirk involved or not and then he should be bringing a doctor with him on his way back. So just relax," She smiled at me and I nodded weakly. I'm so glad we gave her a spare key for our apartment, hell we did that before we even started dating. 

I laid back again and when I turned my head I saw her using a damp rag on Deku's face next to me. His breathing was labored but he looks a lot better than when I found him in the bathroom. Well if nothing else the worse is probably over right? Must have been a 48 hour bug or something. 

***

"I'm afraid that there isn't anything I can do. We could terminate but they have to be awake to make that kind of decision but it could cause a host of other health problems later on," I woke up hearing a man's voice that I barely even recognized. Who in the fuck? 

"Whoever the fuck you are keep your fucking voice down," I forced my eyes open to glare at the fucker only to see a man dressed in a white lab coat and our parents staring wide eyed first at him but then me when they realized I was awake. 

"You work at the office?" I asked after looking him up and down a couple times, I barely remember seeing him chasing after Deku a lot during our early days. Thankfully Deku doesn't get hurt nearly as much as back then but still it's only been a few years. 

"Dynamight, I'm glad that you remember me," he smiled as if he did something so important. 

"You were always chasing the Nerd around, who wouldn't? You looked pathetic even when Deku was on crutches and you couldn't keep up with him," I answered him flatly. He flushed in embarrassment but I just turned my attention back to Aunty and my parents. 

"Anything that I need to know?" I grunted trying to sit up only for Aunty to carefully push me back down again. 

"For now just rest, let Mitsuki and I take care of everything okay? Do you remember rescuing a set of twins together?" She changed the subject and I just went with it and nodded. 

"Yeah, they were turned into foxes and Deku and I had a hell of a time getting them clear, one of them actually fucking bit me." I grumbled but then remembered the blue flash. "When their eyes met there was a flash of blue light but they were taken away before we could get them to say what the hell happened." 

"That would have been their quirk," the extra in the lab coat nodded, clearing his throat as if he had something important to say but my hag grabbed him by his ear and dragged him out of the room, crying. 

When he was finally gone I turned to my dad and Aunty, "So what was their quirk?" 

"We'll tell you when you're both awake, for now just lay back and get some rest. I'll wake you both up when dinner is ready, okay?" Aunty asked and it feels like she is begging me which only tells me that whatever the fuck it is, isn't great. So I just nodded and leaned my head against Deku's shoulder, his warmth seeping into me and helping me to relax again. Whatever is going on, it's either big enough that nothing can be done anyway, the words I woke up to echo in my head, or whatever it is doesn't really matter anyway. 

I closed my eyes but before I could fall asleep again I felt Deku pull me into his arms and it felt like I was melting into him. 

Maybe we are just sick? 

***

"So what's going on?" Deku asked while we were sitting down to eat. Now that we are awake again I feel like I'm starving but I guess I kind of am after throwing up so much earlier. 

"First you should eat, here take these vitamins they will help to settle your stomach and keep the food down," My hag handed us some pills and a couple glasses of water. Whatever is going on must be big, why else would my hag be forcing a smile so hard it looks like she is about to cry? 

We took the pills and before Aunty could bring the food I glared at my hag only for Dad to cut in front of her and she was able to sneak away while dad started fussing over us. Suspicious, what the hell are they hiding and why? 

"Dad, I don't like not knowing what the fuck is going on," I frowned at him and his shoulders slumped. 

"Please just eat first, we'll tell you then I promise," he pleaded and I swallowed but there was still a lump in my throat. When have I ever seen my dad look so utterly defeated? Even when he knows he is going to lose the argument with either my hag or I he still smiles so happily. No matter what, but right now it looks like he is about to cry. 

"Uncle?" Deku reached across the table but Dad dodged his hand before he could reach him. Red flags galore. When in the fuck has my dad EVER avoided physical contact? Especially Deku? The two of them and Aunty basically survive on loving touches, I remember once I didn't hug him for a day, only one day and he looked like he was run down by the end of the day. My hag had been away on a photoshoot so it was just us. I was six at the time and I ended up sleeping next to him that night because I was afraid that he wouldn't wake up in the morning. No, I'm not exaggerating. 

"I-" Deku started confused but I just reached over and held his hand instead. Whatever is going on they are having a hard time believing it themselves so it must be big. 

"Let's eat," I gave my lover a small smile and he relaxed against my side before nodding. 

And we ate a lot. 

I mean I knew we were hungry but damn. Four plates? Really? And each one was piled high with food. In the end I probably could have had a fifth one but I really don't want to get sick from overeating so I just drank two large glasses of water and another of milk. Will I end up getting sick again? Will we? 

"Okay boys, we've made you wait long enough," my hag was the one that finally broke the silence. Aunty had taken our plates and had already returned from washing the dishes and was sitting across from us. Why do I get the distinct impression that I really don't want to know whatever the fuck is going on? 

Aunty reached across the table and took the hands that Deku and I were still holding, in hers. 

"Do you know how very proud of you we are? You two have been through so much together, fought so many battles even as children, that adults could never have done and yet here you are," a tear slipped from her eyes as she smiled at us. "You have made us so proud and you need to know that regardless of what you choose to do we will stand behind you and support you." 

An icy chill ran down my spine, at her words. Why does it sound like this is a matter of life and death? Wait, is it? Or is it something just as big? What kind of quirk were we hit with? 

I wasn't the only one thinking these thoughts either; Deku was panicking and muttering his thoughts out loud, even if I could barely hear it. I know that our parents are aware of what he is doing even if they can't hear his words. 

"Boys," Dad spoke up and I turned my attention to him, his eyes were red rimmed telling me that he had been crying a lot recently and my stomach dropped at the thought. "Please know that Inko is telling the truth, no matter what you decide to do we will support you. There is nothing in this world that could make us upset with you, after all it wasn't your choice." 

"Uncle, I really need you all to just tell us because I think my heart is about to explode," Deku whispered before looking at our mothers, his grip on my hand had tightened and yes, his knuckles were white. I couldn't feel my fingers anymore but I could still feel his which was the only reason I hadn't flipped my shit yet. 

"Okay," my hag took a deep breath. "You're pregnant. Both of you," she looked up and met my eyes, refusing to look away and as shocked as I was at the words, the fact that a tear slid down her cheek told me that they weren't joking. 

"Aunty, we are men though? Please, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding," Deku tried to calm her down but I couldn't help flinching at how his grip tightened at the words before he forced himself to relax again. 

"Deku," I whispered and he stopped talking to face me. "The hag is crying," I pointed out and his head jerked to look back just as she was trying to wipe away the tears. My hag doesn't cry, she screams and shouts and will get violent to a fault but she doesn't fucking cry. A fact Deku is well aware of. 

"The doctor you brought with you?" I asked, letting out a sigh. I need to stay calm, at least for now. I can get pissed later but for right now, I need information. 

"He said it would be far too early for the pregnancies to show up on a test. five weeks at the earliest, ten is more likely," my mother answered. I nodded understanding, so basically if we were a straight couple it would be like us just having sex yesterday, we wouldn't know for weeks still. The ironic fact that we did just have sex yesterday wasn't lost on me either. 

"So something like a morning after pill would probably work but we are both men so that complicates things," I looked up to see them confirm my words and Deku's grip tightened. 

What are the chances? Right before Deku left for the mission three weeks ago we were talking about maybe adopting a kid and actually starting a family, this is the first time I've heard of a quirk getting someone pregnant, at least of one getting a man pregnant.  

"How does the quirk work?" Deku asked, his voice breaking like he couldn't control it. 

Dad straightened himself up before answering. "The victim would have to have had sex within 48 hours and their partner would have had to cum inside of them, not using a condom or pulling out. The sperm would need to still be inside of them at the time or nothing would have happened at all." 

Deku and I both groaned. "We're pregnant," we confirmed and I told them how Deku had been gone on a mission for the last few weeks and only came home yesterday morning. I didn't need to nor did I want to, give details past that and they didn't ask. They then told us how the blue light would have only surrounded the one that was pregnant so there was that too. 

"I take it that the morning after pill that I see on tv all the fucking time isn't an option for us?" I asked to verify and they nodded. 

"You're both men so you don't have eggs to begin with and that medication is used by forcing the woman to eject the egg and have her period. The quirk creates the fetus using the collected sperm and surrounding DNA, even if you were women the pill wouldn't have worked," the hag answered, as much as she pisses me off she is thorough so she would know. 

"There is the option to terminate the pregnancy but," my dad paused for a moment and swallowed. "They said it would need to wait at least three months, maybe four because you're a man." 

"THE FUCK!" I slammed my hand down on the table both pissed and shocked. "IT WOULDN'T JUST BE A HANDFUL OF CELLS BY THEN IT WOULD BE A BABY!" 

"You're right Katsuki," Aunty cried silently. 

"Furthermore," Dad started but I interrupted. 

"FURTHERMORE? THERE'S MORE TO THIS BULLSHIT?" I demanded and I didn't sit back down until I noticed Deku flinch, I don't even know when I got up. 

"Yes, they said that because you're men they would have to cut through your muscles as if you were having a c-section. You would be out of work for around three months at least and that's if you don't keep the babies," my hag finished and I felt as the color drained out of my face. Not about the being out of work part, but the fact that they actually expected us to kill innocent children. 

"I think we need some time to ourselves. I know that we called you here but could you give us an hour or two?" Deku asked, his voice hoarse and they nodded before getting up. They hugged us and reminded us that they would support us no matter what, before leaving out the front door again. 

I pulled Deku towards our bed and we climbed into it wrapping each other in our arms and Deku wasn't the only one crying. It took a long time but the dark room and the feel of my lover's arms around me finally relaxed me enough that we could talk. 

"The fact they thought we would kill our own kids," I squeezed, pulling him closer while I tried to snuggle into his chest. 

"I don't think that's the case, I think they were afraid of it but at the same time didn't want to push us either," Deku sniffed through his tears while he ran his fingers through my hair, calming me. 

"I don't want to lose them," I said after a long silence. Call me greedy or ungrateful or whatever but the fact that we are being given a chance… How could I turn it down? How could I walk away? I don't want to. 

Deku's grip tightened around me and I heard his answer muffled in my hair but I smiled anyway. "Me neither," it was so simple, so straight forward and yet it meant everything. 

"We'll need to move," I picked up my phone and started making a checklist of what all we would need for the babies. Because there will be two, since we are both carrying one, at least I hope we are only carrying one each. I left the checklist open to add things as we thought of them and signed up with a realtor site and after picking through a handful of things that we decided would be required for our new home we picked five houses to go and look at tomorrow. 

Are we moving a bit fast? Oh yeah, but we don't have long before our bellies will start showing and after a bit of research on pregnancy we found out that we will be exhausted for most if not all of it along with a number of other things. 

We called work and talked directly to HR who was extremely flustered by the whole conversation but in the end we found out that we would be off with full pay until the babies were two considering it was caused by a quirk accident during an emergency rescue operation. We were going to be given a few extra things as well, the fact that I had already called in sick and was forced to respond anyway (only to get physically ill while on the scene) and the fact that Deku had been repeatedly taken from me, his hero partner, for missions that were technically out of his jurisdiction was all brought up as well as the fact that he hasn't been back from a mission for a whole 24 hours yet when everything happened. 

I mean they really fucked with us and have been for months now so it was time for a bit of pay back. 

"Are you married? Technically you wouldn't get a few of these benefits if you weren't but again because of the how, you will get them anyway," the extra over the phone asked and I paused and looked over at Deku who was starting to mutter up a storm. 

"Will be soon," I answered, snapping Deku out of it before we finally hung up the phone. 

"We should go to the courthouse either today or tomorrow," I whispered a little uncertain of how he would respond at the moment, the facts on pregnancy hormones causing mood swings still very fresh in my mind. Let's be honest, I'm an ass but Deku is more than aware of how to deal with my dumbass no matter what day of the week it is. Deku? He is a fucking angel and I have never really had to deal with him loosing his shit, at least not since we've been living together as adults.  

"Let's go now, I don't want to wait and be big as a house or dealing with two crying infants when we go. So let's just go now," his face became firm and he quickly got up and I followed him. We changed into something decent and grabbed our documents and left. 

***

We got back home with our new IDs and documents in a folder to find our apartment still empty. Probably for the best if our parents stayed away for a while if we're thinking about it clearly. They did just tell us that our options were to either have a couple babies or kill them and right now I don't know if I would punch them or hug them. 

When we woke up to the house still empty the next morning I started getting suspicious. I looked around a bit and found a note on the kitchen counter. 

Boys, we didn't want to wake you up and since we now know that you just had a stomach flu and of course your current condition we just stayed long enough to cook a few meals and put them in the fridge and freezer. There will be a lot of days that neither of you want to cook regardless of your choice so please eat them then. 

I need to say this however. We would love to be grandparents. When you told us that you were together we were happy for you but we also had to give up on the idea of grandbabies in the future, of course we were still holding onto hope that you would adopt one day! 

Anyway we love you with all of our hearts. It's a bit early, only a little past 7 but we are going to go home now. We had wanted to stay until we knew what you would choose but we would have probably just stressed you both out in the end. 

Love, your parents~

The handwriting was obviously Aunties but I could practically see my parents hovering over her as she wrote the note. I smiled and handed the letter to Deku while I pulled out my phone. It's only 7:45 now but they are probably most of the way home by now, if not there already. 

I dialed my dad's number, "Hello?" 

"We're not murdering children," I answered flatly, not bothering to greet him. 

"That means!" His voice started to rise in his excitement. 

"Congratulations, you're going to be grandparents. Come back this weekend and help us pack our shit, we are going house hunting now." I hung up the phone before he could scream or otherwise get far too excited for me and took a deep breath. 

Deku just giggled a little before hugging me from behind and nibbling on my ear. "Our first house showing isn't for another three hours," he whispered in my ear and I grinned before turning and kissing him. 

Food can wait. 

***

"So how many children did you say would be living here?" The woman smiled at us brightly but didn't wait for an answer. "This one is a five bedroom, three bath with plenty of yard space for them to run around." She showed us the large bedrooms and the master bedroom was really nice, the bath in the master bath was big enough for us to bathe together in comfort with plenty of room to spare and there was even a basement that was just a really large room with the exception of the third bathroom. The kitchen was nice and large too. 

This was the last house we had set up to view for the day and Deku and I agreed, it was the best. 

"We'll take it." I announced and the woman was far too happy but the look on Deku's face only made me smile. He looked like he was ready to tackle me with how happy he is. 

"Still I'm surprised, you are both such young heroes and to already have children and their mothers are gone? I'm glad you were able to work out something but you should still go out and date every now and again," the woman started fluttering her eyelashes at me, making me want to vomit. 

"Please just get the necessary documents and paperwork ready," Deku's smile was now tight and forced. "Before I file paperwork on unprofessional conduct," he added and the woman paled and I smiled again. I wrapped an arm around his shoulders and he relaxed again, smiling down at me. 

"I love you," I hummed and he wrapped his arms around my middle while snuggling into me. 

"We're home," he whispered. The woman had come back with the paperwork and we quickly signed everything that we needed too and she was promptly kicked out. 

"Oh and if for some reason reporters were to show up because our personal information was leaked there is a clause in the hero information act that would leave you liable for all expenses when we are forced to move again," I warned her and she has a look like she is about to fall over at that fact. "So if I were you I would be very careful on how you handled our paperwork." 

She quickly left, clutching the folder of papers for dear life as she ran back to her car and leaving us the hell alone. 

"We'll call for a moving van for Monday since our parents are coming to help us pack tomorrow," Deku grinned, getting excited and I gently pulled him back towards the new house, the key in my hands. 

"For now, we really need to break it in," I smirked at him and he giggled. 

"But there isn't even a bed inside yet," he whined playfully before kissing me. 

"A few hours will be alright," I answered before pulling him inside. "I love you." 

***

"It's been a couple months now and our abs aren't as tight as before but otherwise we aren't showing yet but the doctors have verified that yes, we are pregnant. 

All of our shit had been moved in easily and our parents took turns showing up throughout the week, meaning that three times a week we can expect a visit from one of them. Aunty would spend her time cooking and generally chatting away with us, practically bubbling with excitement. 

My dad would do all sorts of heavy lifting as if we were weak but then he would also wait to do it until he had given us some kind of dessert and I was sleepy. Maybe he was the most prepared for all of this? 

When my hag showed up she would usually take our measurements to make sure our clothes fit properly and she would generally clean whatever needed it. Whenever we had doctors appointments all three of them practically raced to be there with us. 

All the vitamins were a headache but otherwise Deku and I did everything we were supposed to. Our parents had gotten really upset about us working out until the doctor told them that we were fine so long as we weren't doing any high impact training like running or jumping. We don't run anymore and instead swim, thank goodness for the swimming pool in our backyard. We did hire someone to put a separate fence and gate around it with a locking door though just to be safe. 

***Five years later***

"Dynamight! What do you have to say to hopeful new heroes that want to take the number one spot!" A reporter yelled out. 

"Fat fucking chance," I rolled my eyes but Deku kicked me under the table before saying anything. 

"They will need to work hard, we are still young and we don't plan to give up the fight anytime soon but as always they are welcome to try," Deku's eyes glinted dangerously making me want to end this fucking interview now but that's nothing new. 

"It's been two years now and you two have basically traded the number one and two spots back and forth but what happened before that? There are a few years that no one really saw either of you?" Another reporter shouted out and I glared at the fucker. 

"None of your fuc-" Deku covered my mouth before I could finish. 

"As heroes or even as people there are some questions that we are not at liberty to answer," Deku answered smoothly, smiling at them all and my back jolted and I looked around. I swear I heard a voice that shouldn't be here. 

"Kacchan?" Deku asked while he covered the mic and I just shook my head while looking around. I mean there's no way, after all they're still only four… 

"MOMMY! DADDY!" An ear piercing scream came and Deku and I both jumped towards the small voice only to find Akari and Yuki running as fast as their little legs could carry them and their nanny was chasing after them. There is nothing about this scene that looked innocent, for one thing the nanny isn't calling for them to slow down or please stop or anything and the girls had scraped up hands and knees and tears streaming down their faces. 

"WHAT IN THE HELL?" If it wasn't for the fact that I already knew why he was demanding that answer I would have skid to a stop because Deku sounded murderous. 

The girls raced into my arms once I landed in front of them and Deku behind them but I can already guess. 

"MOMMY SHE'S A VILLAIN! She used her quirk on us without permission and it hurts so bad!" Yuki sobbed and it took everything I had to keep from blowing her up. 

Deku was still blocking her way but she was already calling our daughters liars which told me exactly what I needed to know. 

After all, our daughters don't lie. 

"Let me see," I spoke softly and they showed me their hands and sure enough, they weren't just scraped but burned too. A chemical burn. I quickly told Deku and the woman immediately denied burning them and said something about them playing with the stove. Something I know for a fact they would never do. 

"Mommy, I swear. We were playing with our quirks and she suddenly ran in and pushed us into the fire. We weren't anywhere near the stove," Akari puffed out her chest and the fact that she looked the most like Deku be damned. She is obviously my daughter. 

"Your quirks?" Deku looked back at us surprised and I glared at him. Now is not the time! 

"I'm taking the girls to the hospital," I mostly said it for the crowd's benefit but I also had to take off my gauntlets in order to pick them up and Deku managed to regain his focus again. Once I had the fuckers clipped to my belt I held out an arm and they each wrapped their little arms around my neck and held on tight while sitting in my arms. 

"Move the fuck out of the way!" I cursed and the reporters jumped. If they thought I was unpleasant to be around before they are about to learn just how nasty I can be when my girls are hurt. 

It didn't take long for us to arrive mostly because when everyone saw me running, even while holding two small children they got out of the way and those that froze up were pushed out of the way by someone else. I didn't slow down and even out of breath the emergency room at the hospital quickly found a room for the girls not bothering to ask questions until we were inside. I'm sure the fact that I am in my hero suit helped plenty with that though. 

They brought me the standard rescue paperwork and I corrected them and the nurse stared at me for a long time before she finally brought the paperwork to be filled out by parents not heroes and then only because I set off my quirk to get her attention. 

There was someone standing in the room with us, thanks to the policy about possible child abuse but I ignored them. More often than not they were either silent or helpful. 

"Okay my little princesses," they looked up smiling at the cute nickname. "I need you to tell me exactly how you got hurt so that the doctors can heal you better. Alright?" I kept my voice soft and they nodded quickly and I praised them for being so good. In the end they were playing with their new quirks and the nanny startled them, yelling about them playing with matches or the stove and she even pushed Akari and that's how their hands got burned. 

Akari was like a little girl version of Deku except her hair was long and straight and her eyes were bright red. While Yuki still looked just like Deku except her hair matched my ash blonde, she still had the curls and green eyes though. They both got their quirks today and Akari could breathe fire and move things with her mind. So she literally got both of Deku's parents' quirks and when she showed me it was much, much stronger than either of them, even though she is only four. 

Yuki however was setting off explosions and could also move things with her mind. It didn't escape my notice that they both smelled sweet, like I do so the staff checked and sure enough they both sweat nitroglycerin. Should I cry right now? I can wait until the kids aren't looking but damn it. How is Akari not going to get third degree burns when she sweats nitroglycerin and breathes fire? I mean really! 

I took deep breaths while they showed me how they were playing and thankfully they were as safe as two four year olds could be but still. I see so many hospital trips in the future. The staff had quickly healed their burns and I had to explain to the girls why the burns on their hands hurt so much and then ask about their scraped knees. That was just from them tripping while running away from the nanny who had screamed about beating them black and blue. They also told me about how she told them that they were obviously adopted because two men can't have babies… 

"Girls, I need you to stay with this nice person for just a minute while I call your daddy okay? I'll be right outside the door so if you need anything you can just shout," they both relaxed when they realized I wasn't going far and their big smiles melted my heart but it also sharpened my fangs. 

I stepped outside and called Deku and when he answered the phone I told him everything the girls told me. There was a long silence and I felt a chill run down my back, I could feel his rage over the phone even with his silence. I can only guess what everyone around him felt right now. 

"Deku, she told the twins they were adopted because two men can't have babies, don't let her off the hook," I forced myself to say it. Even I know when to be afraid for fucks sake but that doesn't mean I have to pity the fucker who made my babies cry. 

"I'll take care of it," he whispered and the line went dead. 

I returned to the room and we turned on the TV so the girls could see themselves on TV only for a breaking news bulletin to appear and the camera went live to show Deku, his quirk going haywire while the now ex-nanny was extremely pale and on live TV, she pissed herself. Deku waved for an officer to come over and before the woman could say anything or argue at all, she was cuffed and taken away. All while Deku was trying to desperately rein in his quirk and calm down. It wasn't working. The reporter was too far away to hear what was said so all they know is that things were bad and they only know that because Deku was in such a rage. 

"See, that means the villain will never set foot in our home again," I cooed at the girls, their bodies relaxing against mine, all the tension evaporating into thin air. I kissed the tops of their heads and the clip of the girls running towards us screaming for us was played again. The news anchors didn't really know what to say and their visible fear just from Deku's rage would have been laughable if not for the fact that I am still pissed. 

My phone rang and I answered just telling him the room number and the line went dead again. When he walked in his quirk was still cracking a little in places but the girls jumped off of my lap and ran to him and the moment they were in his arms his quirk settled down. 

"Never again, do you hear me? She is never coming again. Forget having a nanny, that's the fifth villain already," he glared at me and I just held up my hands in surrender. I'm not the one that insisted on a nanny but I'm not suicidal enough to point that out either. We had good reasons of course, the girls were getting older and we needed someone to cook them dinner and pick them up from preschool since we both have to work but none of that matters if the girls are constantly being tormented by whoever shows up for the job. 

"Daddy, please don't cry," Yuki was starting to tear up just from seeing his teary eyes and damn it. Why does he have to cry so much? Usually the only time the girls cry is when they see him crying and I can't take all the tears! 

"Come to Mama," I cooed and both girls turned around and ran the few steps into my arms. Usually I would never call myself mom, Mama,  mother or any other version of the female parent (my hag was the one to start it and the girls are just too cute to correct and my dad took Papa while All Might took paw paw, somehow there is a difference?). Whatever. Right now my girls need affection and somewhere safe and that means I'm calling myself Mama. 

"Let's call Auntie or All Might, they would love to see the girls more often anyway and they are both home alone most of the time. I'm sure both would race to our house if it was offered," I tried to suggest but Deku was starting to mope again. 

"But neither of them are in good health Kacchan! What happens if one of them falls while the girls are playing? Or what if the girls are attacked by another villain? All Might can't use his hero form at all anymore!" He was starting to blabber and honestly the girls stopped listening when his words started running together because of course he had transitioned to muttering and I'm the only one that understands him. 

I handed the girls my phone and they pulled up their favorite channel and started watching the cat that was teaching them English. While I tried to convince Deku that Auntie and All Might's health were not actually that bad. 

*Knock*Knock* 

We both froze and looked up to see the two in question plus my parents standing at the door, frowning at us. Well shit, what did we do now? 

"Granny! Papa!" The girls squealed and jumped off the table, dropping my phone like a lead weight and running into the arms of their grandparents'. 

I saw my parents glare at us before they smiled and cooed at the girls happily. Yeah they aren't going to let this go. Not a chance in hell. While the girls chatted happily I picked up my phone again and pulled up a realtor site just to find that one of our neighbors had posted their house for sale and showed it to Deku who smiled and took my phone. It was a five bedroom with a large yard, no pool though otherwise it was a lot like ours AND it was directly next door to us. 

"So, how would you feel about moving in together?" I asked, smirking at them and they all turned to look at me like I was crazy before showing them my phone. It wasn't long before they were discussing it seriously though and even All Might and Auntie who have insisted on living alone all this time were taking it seriously, much to the rest of our relief. 

"You could be right next door and see the girls everyday, no more nannies, no more villains and lots of grand baby time?" I smirked because I already know that they want it. Of course they would have to learn how to live together but in the end that is just a small detail and it's a big house so it shouldn't be too big of a problem. 

"Excuse me," we all looked up to see someone in a black suit who had let themselves into the room. "It has come to our attention that the children may be in an unsafe environment?" 

"Excuse me?" Deku looked at the guy, his jaw dropping. "How?" In the end Deku had to pull up the home security system and find the incident in question before they left but it wasn't lost on them that the girls were holding onto me for dear life when they thought they were going to be taken away. Scaring four year olds like that should be illegal but I also know that there are plenty of kids that don't get saved from abusive homes when they should have been. 

We bought the house. We aren't going through all this shit again and Auntie and All Might would be in charge of watching the girls while we were at work, Deku and I were taking the next two weeks off to help them move, All Might was getting the fully furnished basement since he didn't want to intrude (what part of him living there is intruding exactly?), the house even had a separate second kitchen in the basement so they would be more comfortable. Well All Might was more comfortable. Deku and I however noticed Auntie's disappointment though. Looks like she has a little bit of a crush. 

***

"Mommy, Daddy?" I looked down to see both Akari and Yuki looking up at us while we were climbing through the hiking trail.

"Yes, princess?" I hummed smiling at how cute they were, we were coming to a rest stop and of course the girls were excited, not to sit down but for the snack we promised them when we reached it. 

"We want a baby brother!" Yuki called out and Deku and I tripped, barely catching ourselves from landing on our faces, in front of so many other people. I heard several couples and parents in general snickering at us but I am at a loss. 

"Yuki, Akari, we already have you two. How could we ask for more?" Deku tried to salvage the situation but it failed. 

"But we want a baby brother so we can help take care of him!" Akari puffed out her chest as if being brave was all it took to make a baby appear. 

"Akari, babies don't just appear out of nowhere. They take time and it's not that easy, especially since daddy and I are both men," I tried this time and both girls pouted. 

"Were we an accident then?" Yuki asked sadly and I chuckled before picking her up. 

"Yes, the very best kind," I tapped her nose when she looked back at me surprised. "I still remember the day they told us we were pregnant with you two, how shocked and frightened your grandparents were. How guilty the women with the quirks were, they couldn't even tell us themselves," I would have picked Akari up too but Deku was hugging her tightly. 

"So we were a mistake," Akari frowned, her face falling but Deku tilted her chin back up. 

"Never, we were so happy when we found out, it was an unbelievable chance for us. We did get upset at other people who thought that we would try to…" I glared at Deku before he could finish that thought and he cleared his throat. "That thought we wouldn't want you but we have never once regretted having you. You are our precious angels. Our princesses." 

"Then why don't you want more of us?" Yuki asked, confused. For fucks sake they are adorable and dangerous to my heart. 

"It's not that we don't, it's just hard to do. Why don't you two run off and play with your quirks? There is a basketball court over there that no one is using so you don't have to worry about catching anyone on fire." Deku gently nudged them towards the area. 

"ANYTHING!" I corrected glaring at him and he shrugged. Of course he fucking shrugged. Once they were out of earshot he leaned into my arms and I just held him for a while, my arms over his shoulders with his back pressed against my front. 

"It's really too bad, I would love to have another one," he hummed while I played with his hair. 

"You've never mentioned it before," I spoke slowly, not willing to get my hopes up just yet. 

"Kacchan, I almost died. How can I ask you to do something that I can't? Even if pregnancy agreed with you way better than me," He looked over his shoulder, pouting back at me and I started laughing, making him look at me even more confused. 

"And I couldn't ask, to do what you couldn't. We really are a pair aren't we?" I kept laughing and it took a few seconds but when he realized what I was saying he sat straight up and spun around to face me. 

"Really?" His eyes lit up in his excitement and when I nodded he pulled me in for a real kiss. 

After several seconds he released me, after remembering that the girls were behind him, and he quickly checked on them making me chuckle even more.  

"Kacchan, let's have another baby," he whispered, smiling so big it was awkward to kiss him, but that didn't stop me. Not that I could really say anything thanks to how much I was laughing. 

"So are we getting a baby brother?" Akari asked, seeming to jump out of nowhere and making us both jump. 

"We'll see, for all we know you might get a another sister. Would that be so bad?" Deku laughed this time, picking up both girls so that we were basically in the middle of a family hug while they both showed their heads no. 

I heard something behind me and when I turned I found several people recording making me scowl at them. 

"Who in the hell said it was okay to film our family?" I demanded and most ran away leaving me to grumble about the nosey fuckers. 

***

"The fact that their family was just so cute together is just amazing. I mean, I never knew that men could give birth to children either with or without a quirk. Then, THOSE two of all people, of all HEROES? I just can't get over it. I love it," the female reporter was fan girling so hard it made my eye twitch from annoyance but the girls loved seeing themselves on TV so I kept my comments to myself. 

"I'm right there with you Koda, not only did they keep the fact that they have two beautiful daughters a secret from the world but the shocking news that the pro hero DEKU almost died giving birth to one of them and there is speculation that the pro hero DYNAMIGHT gave birth to the other daughter himself brings us to question how and why he was called mommy by both girls while Deku was called Daddy." 

I couldn't take it anymore and dialed the number for the news station and demanded to be put through, once they realized I was actually Dynamight and I was calling them instead of the other way around they quickly patched me through. 

"Hello, I understand we have a caller on the line?" The woman smiled at the camera confused. 

"Oh I'm a caller alright," I am barely keeping my rage contained but both reporters visibly paled hearing my voice. "What in the f*** is the matter with you people?" I ignored the fact that they bleeped out my cursing and just continued on. "Why does it matter to you why they call one of us daddy and the other mommy? Do you go around asking female mother's why they are called mommy or male father's why they are called Daddy? It was just easier for children to call one of us one and the other by the other! It's not that F***ING hard for All Might's sake! And who in the hell authorized you or your network to broadcast children's faces on live television without the parents consent? Because in case you can't f***ing hear at the end of that video I was demanding to know who gave them permission to film us. By the way the answer was no one. We never gave consent and filming children without consent is against the law unless an emergency is occurring, which there wasn't one! We were on a family outing you-!" I kept yelling into my phone and after several minutes I finally told them that our family's attorney would be in contact soon before I hung up the phone, still pissed. 

"Fucking creeps," I kept grumbling until Deku started rubbing my neck and shoulders. It didn't stop me from being mad though. 

"It's okay Kacchan. I'll take care of everything," he hummed and I finally started to relax. 

I am not pregnant, it's only been a couple days but the women we rescued all those years ago actually did agree to help us get pregnant again but there were things we needed to do first to make sure we were healthy. It also explained why Deku had such a hard time with Yuki while I did just fine. He had been on a mission and just wasn't in the best health and even with me having a stomach flu at the time I was considerably healthier than he was. 

We are supposed to meet them tomorrow for them to use their quirk on me, Deku still has to be there but that also means that I haven't been able to top his hot ass the last couple days. That will end as soon as we come back home though, Aunty is supposed to watch the girls and I will have Deku all to myself. 

I mean pregnancy seems to do one of two things to our sex drive, at least as far as I know. It will either ramp it up to where all I want to do is fuck like last time or kill it like it did for Deku last time. I am praying for the former, because this time Deku won't tell me no.