Blasted to the Past

A/N Merry Christmas and welcome to the first day of Christmas oneshot special. Again, these are NOT related to Christmas like at all. You've been warned. 💖

"Damn it! Deku again?" I raged, I'm so far past pissed I don't even know where to start.

"Kacchan, you could have died!" He snapped right back at me. How can he actually fucking dare? We were just at ground zero of the most recent terrorist attack but somehow Deku managed to go from transporting medical supplies to the front lines without authorization. Again.

"Do you really think you get to say that to me after the stunt you just fucking pulled? You were assigned to transport medical staff and supplies, you were supposed to protect them. So tell me why the fuck I found you racing off to the center of the fucking fight, far from where you were supposed to be? Huh? Deku you better have a really good fucking reason!" I demanded but he averted his eyes.

"I saw Gang Orca get hit with an attack and I was worried he was hurt," he tried to defend himself but we both know that's bullshit.

"Gang Orca? The man with the quirk that makes his blubber absorb impacts making it to where he would receive a fraction of the damage? That Gang Orca?" I am all but screaming at him because we both know that he is being ridiculous.

"That's- he can still get hurt Kacchan," he still won't look me in the eyes.

"Admit it, you were on another suicide run, weren't you?" I ground out the words that hurt me so very much. He would rather die than live with me.

"What? No! Why would I-?"

Don't give me that shit! I'm not the fucking shrink you have to see every week, Deku. Don't you dare fucking lie to me!" I grabbed him by his shirt so he couldn't get away but he was again looking away from me, his eyes trained on the ground.

"Deku, it was an accident! It wasn't your fault, it never was," why in the fuck am I crying now? Just why? I hate when I cry, it makes me feel so weak.

"They were right in front of me! How can you say that?" He snapped, finally looking at me with his red rimmed eyes, even now tears threatened to spill but even after months since the incident, he hasn't released even one. I hate it.

"Your arm was almost torn off from you trying to save them! No one in their right mind would EVER say you didn't do enough to try and save them!" I was almost ready to scream at him but the moment I do he will completely shut down and nothing I say will reach him. "Deku, that rope wasn't even tied to the bus. It only got caught around the axle when it went speeding through the construction site. It was a miracle that it even held as long as it did but it didn't even get loose. It snapped, Deku. There wasn't anything you or anyone could have done differently." He still wasn't listening properly.

"Deku it was field trip day, do you remember that?" I asked and he looked at me as if he could have murdered me right then and there but I ignored it. "You kept that bus from crashing into several others when you grabbed that rope. When it went over the edge of that ramp it could have killed hundreds."

Deku's eyes were flooding again but this time one escaped, carving a path for the rest to follow. "They begged me not to let go," he cried, finally giving in, his tears spilling freely and I tried to comfort him by patting his back and gently rubbing his shoulders while he cried into my chest.

"Deku, you were still holding the rope when we found you passed out hanging off the edge of the bridge. You didn't let them go," I whispered softly, I could clearly hear his sobs but chose not to address it.

"What did I ever do to get you as my partner?" He chuckled, letting out a relieved hum as he hugged me.

"Not a damn thing. You think anyone could actually deserve me? I'm the best, so who in the fuck could dare?" I huffed and he giggled sweetly making me smile. "We're partners, where you go, I go. If you die we are both probably dying so get your head on straight, already. Toshi has an exhibition tomorrow and I told him I wouldn't miss it for the world," I grinned while I gently scolded him and this time he really laughed.

"And Ren has a game in the morning, he is so proud that we are actually going to see him play. You would think we almost l always miss his games from the way he acts," Deku laughed and I shook my head exasperated, we have never missed a single game, hell we are almost off of his practices too.

"Aiko has a concert the day after, so we have to get back in time for her to 'get her beauty sleep'," I laughed but I turned serious again. "Seriously, no more suicide runs."

"I wasn't trying to die! I swear, I just, I kept seeing people needing help and I just ran," he seemed to deflate again but now he doesn't look nearly as depressed as before.

"Deku, don't lie to me. You're still on light duty and Gang Orca didn't need you," I narrowed my eyes at him and he sighed before nodding.

"I'll do better," he answered and I frowned but I accepted it regardless. It's progress.

"BOYS!" I turned towards the voice that had been irritating me while I was trying to have a very serious conversation.

"THE ADULTS ARE TALKING! STOP INTERFERING!" I snapped, I couldn't help raising my voice but then I saw that it was Eraserhead. "What the fuck are you doing here? I thought you were still in Haiti?"

"Haiti?" He looked at me confused and I finally looked around and groaned.

"Why are we at the highschool? The disaster is hundreds of miles away," I looked around some more to find our old classmates sitting at their desks. "Raccoon Eyes, I told you we weren't going to the reunion this year. How in the fuck did you get us here? And why is everyone dressed in the old school uniform?"

"Kacchan," Deku sounded off so I turned to him. "They aren't just dressed in the old uniform. They are younger," he pointed and I saw Sero with both eyes instead of with an eye patch.

"Fuck," I groaned rubbing at my head. "The kids are going to be so pissed," I can already see their teary, angry faces, tears because they would have been scared and angry for breaking promises.

"Kacchan?" For some reason I have a really bad feeling about what he's going to say next. "Look at what you're wearing." I looked down and found myself in the same uniform and it's only now that I realized I could see much more clearly than usual.

"No! No, fuck no. We have to get home. The last time I missed a baseball practice Ren gave me the silent treatment for a week! A fucking week!" I glared at the man, well, teenager next to me. "Get us home, now!"

"How am I supposed to do that? I didn't do this!" He tried to defend himself but too late, I'm pissed.

"Who went on a suicide run again?" I snapped at him, this time pulling his ear a little so that maybe he could hear me.

"I wasn't trying to- OUCH!" he yelled and he again looks mad as hell but now it doesn't have murder vibes at least.

"ENOUGH!" Eraserhead shouted, grabbing us with his capture weapon and I couldn't help but look at him as if he were joking.

"Eraserhead, when was the last time you got laid? Stop being all pissy and just go and get some already," I rolled my eyes and Deku groaned from his place upside down next to me.

"Don't make him drop me right now. I don't feel my quirk so I can only assume that I'm quirkless right now and that would hurt even if I wasn't," he scolded me.

"Oh look the quirkless Deku is back, Everyone run for your lives," I rolled my eyes. No matter how much I think about it, it never changes. Deku is a hundred times more dangerous to villains while quirkless just because he no longer has to follow the same guidelines that as the rest of the heroes do.

"I am not that bad!" He shouted indignantly.

"Deku, even the blood bitch runs when you're quirkless," I deadpan and he just gaped at me like a fish. "Who was voted as the world's most dangerous hero four years in a row?" I tried again and I know that I'm picking at a soft spot but until I'm sure he isn't going to run off to die, I don't plan to let up.

"How is Midoriya the most dangerous hero if he is quirkless?" I heard Kirishima whisper but I ignored our classmates' questions.

"Laugh all you want but when he asks if he can try and break your hardening just say no," I huffed and Deku was whining again.

"Eraserhead please at least put me right side up!" He begged and a shiver went through me.

"Please, quirkless Deku's vomit is classified as a biohazard," I can't help feeling grossed out from just the memories.

"I am really not that bad!"

"How many people, heroes or villains have ever used vomit as a weapon, Deku? Huh? How many?" I snapped at him, glad to see him upside right again.

"The villain was torturing me while spinning me around on a rope! I only warned him!" He defended himself.

"Three times? Deku it didn't only happen once," I mean, does he really think people wouldn't notice?

"I am here!" We both looked up and saw All Might standing in the doorway before he reverted to his small form and my body went limp.

"All Might!" I don't even know if we both said it or one of us but suddenly the capture weapon was gone and we were hugging our hero.

"Uh, did I miss something?" He asked, probably Eraserhead but like I care. We haven't seen the man since highschool.

"Maybe YOU can tell this idiot to stop trying to get himself killed! He won't listen to me for more than a few days at a time," I looked our hero in the face only for Deku to get indignant again.

"Kacchan, I've told you a million times. I am not, NOT, TRYING TO DIE!" He all but yelled at me but I just glared at him again.

"Can you wait to say that until you go a week without a near death experience? Please? For my sanity," I'm ready to beg but neither of us have let All Might go either.

"Kacchan," he groaned before puffing out his cheeks to pout.

"A week! I really don't think that's too much to ask for," I frowned right back at him.

"Aizawa, what exactly did I miss?" All Might asked but neither of us let him go or even acknowledged that he was starting to get uncomfortable. I don't think five minutes is too much of an ask considering he died so long ago for us.

"Apparently they are adults from the future and were hit with a quirk during a terrorist attack. Now they are here as teenagers again," he answered while Deku and I bickered.

"Kacchan, how could I ever look for ways to die when I have such a perfect family waiting for me at home?" Deku tried another approach and now I just want to punch his teeth in.

"FUCK, EXACTLY!" I agreed whole heartily and he is just frowning again. "No! Seriously, what would the boys do? Huh? They want fame, sure but they want to earn it themselves by either playing baseball or creating works of art, then there is little Aiko who wants to sing for the world to hear her. They DON'T want to be heroes but that's exactly what they would get pushed into doing if you died!" I snapped at him and he rolled his eyes at me. Bitch what?

I let All Might go and tugged on Deku's ear again. "Who in the fuck do you think you are rolling your eyes at?"

"Ow, ow, ow, I'm sorry!" He whined until I let him go.

"I get that I'm not enough for you to stay safe but at least the kids should be! Why do you think I can't have any more huh? You would croak if I went on maternity leave again!" I gave his shoulder a small shove before crossing my arms but I guess Deku actually noticed what I was saying for once.

"I thought you said three was enough? I didn't know you wanted more!" He whined and it was my turn to turn my back on him.

"Stupid ass Deku," I grumbled mostly to myself but to be fair he really is being so stupid. Sure I love being a hero but I've never been happier than when I'm surrounded by my children.

"No! No, wait! You can't just leave it at that! The youngest is already seven! You wanted another baby? Why didn't you say anything?" He questioned me but I glared at him.

"Who in the fuck started going on suicide runs, huh? Aiko was only two when you started looking for ways to die. Do you really see me bringing more children into a world their father wants nothing to do with?" I snapped at him, fuck. I'm starting to cry again. No, no, no tears. I will NOT cry in front of our teenage friends. I refuse!

"Oh my freaking God! KACCHAN!" He grabbed me by my shoulder and spun me around. "I was hit with a misfortune quirk, it was supposed to last for five years! I only have two more months to deal with it!"

I stared at him blankly for a moment before I got even more mad. "WHY IN THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!"

"I DID! You said I was making up excuses!" He groaned while pulling at his hair. "We are 43 years old, how in the hell are we going to go through the baby stage again?"

"Would it have killed you to prove you were actually hit with a quirk like that? Even you have to admit that sounds like a bunch of bullshit!" I snapped at him but now he is rubbing at his temples and he looks so irritated that I froze for a second. A laugh bubbling up from me and even when he glared at me I could only laugh more.

"Fuck Deku, do you even know how close I was to demanding a divorce? I just," I couldn't keep talking, relief washing over me like a far overdue balm. "I just," but still nothing else would come and even though I could feel the tears that started trickling down my face I couldn't bring myself to wipe them away. I really thought Deku didn't want us anymore.

"What-? No! Kacchan? What's wrong? What did I-?" He started to panic but I just can't stand still anymore. It feels like a huge weight has been lifted from me but at the same time I can't seem to find my balance now that it is gone.

"I am going to need more than a fucking minute," I whispered before walking out of the room, still ignoring all the extras I called classmates while Eraserhead and All Might watched too shocked to actually respond. Deku however didn't hesitate to follow me and it wasn't long before I found myself in front of All Might's office door. I didn't even think about it and walked inside, my thumbprint easily unlocking the door. I almost forgot he trusted me enough to actually add my information to allow access for everything. I plopped down on the couch and used one of the couch cushions to cover my head. The overwhelming stress was really crushing me but now that I know...

How am I supposed to respond now? We really aren't as young as we once were. Is having another baby even an option? No, shouldn't I focus on the fact that Deku is actually mentally healthy? Well all things considered anyway. As far as heroes in general go.

"Kacchan?" Deku asked from close by but I just waved him inside, not bothering to look up. It barely took a second if that long before I felt his hands on my back, his gentle yet carefully practiced hands immediately going to the areas that stored the most stress in them.

"I'm sorry," he whispered but I still didn't answer. Should I be pissed right now? I don't really know. I mean I'm not. I'm too relieved to even think about it that far yet but still. My husband doesn't want to leave me? How long ago was it that I made my peace, thinking I wasn't enough of a reason for him to live? That our children didn't mean nearly as much to him as they did me? And now, suddenly, that was never the case? It's a lot to take in.

"Maybe I should see Hound Dog before going back?" I murmured to myself.

"If that's what you want. Kacchan I swear I never meant to-," I put a hand over his mouth stopping him from the word vomit I'm sure was about to spill out of him.

"I just need some quiet," I answered. Why do I feel so weak now? Even my voice is low, barely audible. I pull the custom back over my face to hide from the light. Deku, sweet caring Deku, he lifted my legs and sat down before softly rubbing my calves. He stayed silent and it wasn't long before I felt sleep dragging me down and well, is there anywhere safer than All Might's office? I let myself fall into the recesses of a deep sleep for the first time in what felt like years.

***

"BOYS!" I jumped at the voice that was my hero's ready for an attack only to find Deku in the same dazed state I was in. Did we both fall asleep? "I FOUND THEM!" Again his voice boomed and I couldn't help looking around until I got my bearings and Deku and I both crashed back onto the couch. Me clutching at my chest, trying to calm down again.

He was still yelling and I couldn't take it before I stood up and grabbed him by his ear to get his attention.

"All Might, don't get me wrong I love you like the Uncle I didn't really get to have but if you give me another heart attack like that I won't be held responsible for my actions!" I hissed and he looked at me both confused and is that pride? What is he so proud of right now?

"I'm just so happy you're both safe," he smiled at me and I couldn't do anything but plop back into my seat.

"One good thing about being younger again, sleeping on the couch isn't nearly as painful," I groaned and I heard Deku murmur his agreement before yawning.

"Everything isn't popping either," Deku added and this time I was nodding. I'm still trying to stretch like I usually do, as an adult, but it feels odd somehow. Like my body doesn't like it.

"Did you two really come from the future?" All Might asked, standing close enough that Deku pulled him down onto the couch with us and we leaned against the very confused man.

"Yep, more than twenty years considering you're here," I yawned and leaned my head back. "I'm exhausted, don't give me a heart attack the next time you wake us up," I grumbled, closing my eyes. I could feel how he carefully moved me off of him but I also felt Deku hug me against him so I didn't bother to open my eyes or really react at all. I can understand why he is a little uncomfortable, to him we are suddenly being very clingy for no apparent reason but for us... He died. We carried his casket and attended his funeral, we mourned the man who was anything but just anyone; our hero, our role model, teacher, mentor and well for Deku he was a father figure so in a way I guess I've looked at him as something like a father-in-law even if he and Aunty never got together.

I cuddled into my husband's arms, "Don't ever scare me like that again, Deku." I could hear him humming his agreement, letting me cuddle into him the way I liked best before I gave his neck a small kiss. "I love you," the whisper-like yawn made him giggle a little bit. His arms were exactly where I liked them best, around me.

"Just two more months and everything will be alright," he answered and I gave a small nod. I trust him, part of me doesn't want to, I mean it has been almost five years now but still. I have spent my life loving this man, I think I can spare two more months especially if he truly does want to live for our family.

"When we get home we should try for number four, I think we'll be fine," he added in a whisper and I could feel his fingers combing through my hair and I smiled at the thought.

"Hmmm, I don't know. We are getting pretty old," I teased him and I know he understands that but he still answered me seriously.

"Kacchan, I've been wanting to ask about trying for more for a couple years now, more so the last few months. There would be a pretty big age gap between them but I think we would be alright," I feel so comfortable listening to him talk, I smiled.

"Okay, I trust you," I answered and he pulled away just enough to tilt my chin up and come in for a kiss. His affection is soft and gentle but still very serious. "I love you." His soft light kisses didn't go on for long, letting me cuddle back against him, we slowly drifted off to sleep again.

***

"Boys, classes are over. You should really wake up now," All Might shook us, I opened my eyes to see the smiling man.

"You know we named our eldest after you?" I asked him, enjoying how Deku refused to wake up and instead cuddled into my chest.

"You... What?" He froze but I can't really blame him, not really.

"He's an artist, he is really good too. Competing all over the country. If he wins tomorrow he'll be going to Italy for his first international one," I chuckled thinking about my green haired baby. Our other two had my blond hair, only our oldest got Deku's color, surprisingly enough he is also the only one that didn't get Deku's curls. "He has Deku's green hair and my red eyes, he is only thirteen years old."

"Ren is also talented, none of them have an interest in heroics but Ren is the athlete of the three. His coach is trying to get us to sign off on him playing in the Olympics in three years and we've been considering it," I smiled thinking about our kids. All Might was sitting on the edge of the coffee table listening to every word as if it were the most important story in the world and that made me happy.

"Our baby girl is only seven but she sings like an angel. Toshi's sponsor heard her singing for her brother's good luck one day and well he is begging to work for her too, he even offered to help Ren with his future in baseball if we would let him. It's been a headache," I let out a groan but smile anyway. "They are all so talented."

"You've built a beautiful life together," All Might whispered, now trying not to wake Deku up, a funny contrast since he was trying to wake us both up just before. We chatted for a while like that, him asking questions about our life, laughing at the stories I told. When Deku did wake up he just listened and every once in a while added details.

"I hurt," Deku groaned and I turned my attention back to him when he started rubbing his bad arm.

"Ah," it wasn't even a word, just a sound but nevertheless we both understood.

"I forgot how much this used to hurt. I'm so glad I met that doctor while in Iraq," he hissed when I took his hand and started giving him gentle touches. Working my fingers so that maybe it wouldn't hurt him as much.

"Sooner or later we'll go home again. But a baby is waiting until after that quirk wears off," I frowned at him and he grinned at me slyly.

"If you say so," I don't believe for a second that he is going to let me have it easy but that's okay. More fun that way. The topic was moved to how much we missed All Might and even though he was already well aware that his death was coming it was pretty easy to see that he was uncomfortable thinking about it.

"You know we love you, don't you?" Deku asked quietly and I could see his big eyes looking at the man. The truth of the matter is, All Might is so much of a hero to the both of us, even in his scrawny form.

"Boys-," he cut himself off, probably not able to figure out what to say next.

"I think of you as my father-in-law," I blurted out and he looked at me shocked.

"Young Midoriya's father was still alive last I knew," he scrunched up his forehead but I shook my head. I'm a little surprised that he doesn't know.

"The dead beat walked out when the doctor said Deku was quirkless. Hell even after he got your quirk he hasn't shown his face and I made sure the fucker knew. He doesn't think of Deku as his son," I answered and Deku fidgeted a little uncomfortable not because of how I was talking about his bio dad but because of not knowing how All Might would react to that information. After all, we idolize the man.

"He... You-?" He took a while to register that information but when he did he moved from the coffee table to the couch and hugged Deku. "My poor boy," he whispered and I saw how his eyes got watery but he didn't actually cry. I didn't really know how to describe what happened afterwards. It was obvious that something had changed, their body language was vastly different from before but not in a way I could actually describe. What I could say without hesitating was that both were more relaxed than they had been before and considering how close they were, that was saying something. When he reached up and patted my head I froze for a second, a little surprised. He had only ever done that during highly emotional moments and I guess this classifies but it's somehow different. For one thing most of the emotions were between him and Deku, not me, yet here he was doing it anyway.

"Mmm, what time is it? I understand that my body was just sitting in class until we got here but I am exhausted," I grumbled, leaning into All Might's soft affection while I hugged my husband. "I'm ready for bed."

"The fact that we basically said in front of everyone that we have kids together will probably prevent us from sleeping together," Deku grumbled and I rolled my eyes.

"Fat chance, the only place I'm sleeping is in your arms. It's been like that for a couple decades now, they'll get over it," I am putting my foot down. "The few times you weren't next to me resulted in you staying in the hospital. I'm not putting up with it," I glared at him and he put his hands up in surrender.

"We are old enough not to attack each other. Regardless of how old our bodies are right now I doubt it would be a good idea. We are both used to my older body," I rolled my eyes.

"Your more experienced body?" Deku smirked at me and I raised an eyebrow amused. I probably should have said our older bodies but I also like how playful he is right now. He took it as a sign to continue, "your much stronger and excessively more amazing body. The body that gave birth to three beautiful babies," he hummed before he started to nuzzle me, All Might temporarily forgotten/ ignored.

"What did you do? Or what do you want?" I narrowed my eyes at him, not trusting for even a second that it wasn't one or the other.

"Kacchan, I'm not dumb enough to think you're not still mad just because you're relieved," he sighed, his hands going straight for my perpetually sore shoulders and I let out a small groan.

"At least you know," I hummed, closing my eyes so I could just focus on the shoulder rub. It wasn't until we were bickering about his "misfortune" over the last few years that Nezu nearly gave me a heart attack, apparently he had been behind the couch we were sitting on the whole damn time just enjoying the fucking show. Fucking creepy ass hell, he's lucky I didn't blow his ass up.

"Sadly you will not be sleeping in the same dorm room, everything else aside, you are currently teenagers in highschool," Nezu hummed as if he were commenting on the weather.

"Like I said, fat chance," I glared at him before finding my phone and calling my hag.

"What now?" She groaned and I could feel my eye twitch in irritation but I remained calm.

"Deku and I have memories from the future when we were 43, we are coming home because I'm not sleeping alone. We won't have sex, we might make out though," I told her and in the next second she was screaming and I was holding my phone far, far away from my ear because thankfully I know my hag.

Nezu however chuckled, "That's one way to get around the rules." He didn't revoke it and simply handed us two passes to leave the school grounds as if he were expecting it. He actually probably thought of six different ways for us to get around that stupid rule and had everything prepared for any one of them but I don't actually care. One is plenty and as I told my hag, we aren't planning to have sex anyway.

"..." Deku paused at the door before turning back to All Might and giving the man a hug. "In case we go home again before we see you," he whispered and when the hell did I? No, forget it. I probably ran with Deku. Our hero gave us a small squeeze and we left his office finding Eraserhead at the door and he looked plenty pissed but we waved our passes in his face before we ran down the hall and towards home.

***

My hag was actually happy when we got there and she asked all sorts of questions about the future including, of course, her grandchildren. When we were finally able to escape our parents, the three of them were basically ganging up on us, we crawled into bed and cuddled. I honestly would have thought that being younger would increase sexual desire but the fear of either being hurt or hurting him had me keeping my hands to myself pretty easily. Well aside from the kisses I mentioned.

When we woke up again we were on the ground a few meters apart back in the future and from the looks of it, only a few minutes passed at most and oddly enough I was pissed at Deku all over again.

"Kacchan?" He whined as I'm dragging him through the office, my absolute fury was boiling inside of me and everyone made a quick getaway so they could be far, far away when I finally blew up. Except for one, some government official who took one look at us and straightened his back.

"We will leave the situation of pro hero Deku's action without authorization or probable cause to you, this time," they puffed out their chest like they were trying to show off but when I just glared at them they made a fast retreat so I could continue my march to our soundproof office.

Once we were inside I tossed Deku towards the desk and I heard him hit the button that turned on the intercom but ignored it while I locked the door and closed the blinds.

"What part of 'light duty" or 'transport medical supplies' don't you understand? Are you actually trying to kill yourself?!?" I snapped at him and even with the near silent hum from the intercom I barreled through my rage. "Deku when I said 'I do' that meant I would only love you," I let my voice go back to an acceptable level but the deadliest tone of voice came out and I saw Deku gulp. "But we have children and I have to think about them first. If you are stuck on these damn suicide runs-,"

"I'm not-!" He tried to interrupt me but I'm not having it.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! If you are still running off into a situation that you could have easily avoided and died, it is a fucking suicide run!" I hissed, trying to control my volume but my voice was shaking from my rage and it wasn't hard to notice. "I will divorce you. I will NOT let our children," I knocked something over and the intercom was turned off when I took another breath, "ever think they weren't enough for you to stay alive!" I'm sure the office must be dead silent right now. It was an open secret that Deku had been getting hurt or into accidents a lot and there were several rumors that he was suicidal, another reason it was so hard to believe they were all accidents. And my stubborn ass has been fighting it for almost five fucking years.

"Kacchan, I promise I didn't lie to you. I was hit with a quirk. Please don't say you will divorce me again. Please," he hesitated before touching my face. The sweet caress did so much to relieve the tension that had built up in me that it was kind of sad. I don't really understand why I got so angry again all of a sudden but the fact that now I actually aired out everything I had been thinking for so long took an enormous weight off of me and now I kind of feel hollow.

I feel something in my throat, making it difficult to swallow but I do anyway. "I'm trusting you. I can't, I can't," how do I say this? "I need you." His arms circle my waist and for the first time in our lives I caved to my selfish desires right here in our office. It was awkward at first, each touch a threat of breaking the peace, shattering our lives completely that somehow turned into soft nuzzles of comfort. His ticklish kisses following that actually forced a giggle from my throat just to turn into deep kisses. Before I really knew it we were passionately trying to devour each other.

"Kacchan?" I looked up, almost dazed from the lack of air in the room. "Can I? Just today? Just once?" His eyes held a fire I haven't seen in a long time and I couldn't look away. I nod. His hands made quick work of removing my gear, my clothes almost immediately after and I don't even know how he undressed himself at the same time. A small bottle of cream I kept for my hands was the only thing we had for lube and he didn't wait or ask.

His hands on my waist he brought me to his lap, we don't even have a couch in here, just our chairs but thankfully the one across from my desk didn't have arm rest so I was able to face him. His vermilion green eyes reflected malachite lakes in his eyes as if they were literally boiling from his desire, his lips rough and thanks to the long day he had more than a few whiskers that teased and scratched at my skin but I didn't pull away.

He set me down, barely remembering that he didn't stretch me out at all so he at least slowed down. His barely contained excitement, no need, made it to where the moment he was sure I wasn't in actual pain he was speeding up again.

So hard. So fast. So rough. It's been so long since we've had time to just submit to each other, I don't even really remember when. Maybe last Christmas? We have had sex but sadly it's usually a too short quicky or we get interrupted by far too small ears coming home sooner than expected.

"Ah~!" I whimpered when he hit it just right. My neck and back arched back supported only by his arms, his teeth and lips teasing my far too sensitive chest and his cock exactly where I wanted it. Deep and hard. He adjusted his hands and did it again and again. I had to close my eyes, my body was too stimulated to try and figure out the mundane sights of our cluttered office space and instead I focused on his touch. His whispered words of praise that always got me exactly where I needed and his scent; the rich smell of his natural musk combined with his favorite aftershave and cologne, intoxicating. He slammed me down again and I cried out his name, my climax bubbled up faster than I wanted but he didn't stop yet, my cum coating his delectable abs with a glaze that just wasn't enough. I rode out the delicious orgasm for several more powerful thrusts before he couldn't take it anymore and I felt him throb hard, deep inside of me. His hands clawed at my skin as he tried to hold me tight, his nails pulling me so I couldn't ever dream of drifting away.

"We need to have more sex," I hummed when I was finally able to calm my racing heart but his giggled agreement soothed my still frayed nerves. It took a lot of effort to actually pull away, mostly because my legs really didn't want to cooperate but the fact that Deku was very much enjoying the after sex glow and most likely the way my body was reacting to it as well.

"I will do better," he whispered, trailing light kisses across my chest and up my neck. "Please, stay with me? I know I'm impulsive, just stay next to me. I know you'll keep me safe while I deal with the last couple months of this quirk," his request feels like it should piss me off but it doesn't. The opposite actually, I feel like my heart is swelling and I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Yes, stay by me," I pulled him in with both hands for a kiss.

***

As I expected, the office was dead silent any time Deku and I walked in. Even our friends were silent, exchanging looks of obvious worry between themselves but no one was dumb enough to actually say anything about it. The fact is, Deku and I were considered a dream couple. The perfect fairytale of what could go right; growing up together, both our first and only love, our first, actually happily married although the part of the fight that was broadcasted is probably making them think twice on it and three beautiful and talented children. We had it all: love, family and career. The fact that Deku and I were both in the top five pro heroes in the country is just bragging but then again I think that after all the work we put into it we deserve at least that much.

"Kacchan?" I looked up to see Deku holding out his hand and I took it. We had decided to change our hours to come in earlier, as in 3 o'clock in the fucking morning, so we could spend some much needed alone time together after work while the kids were at school. It's been almost a week now and it feels amazing.

"Hmmm?" His strong grip tightened as he pulled me into our office. Another change we made, the windows stayed closed and anytime we were in the office it was locked. Having sex on the job is obviously not good and we haven't done it since that one time but we take all three of our breaks here everyday now and break time isn't technically on the clock, we now usually eat our lunch as we are running out of the office towards whatever patrol or task was next after making damn sure our clothes were on correctly again. I'm sure someone would have something to say about having sex in the office in general, even if we weren't on the clock, but I'm only human and right now I need to feel closer to Deku because I am brittle. Like the smallest accident could shatter my faith in him and right now sex is the bandage holding me together.

"Toshi and Ren's school called. The voicemail says they were in a fight," he answered and I did a double take.

"Toshi and Ren?" I asked to make sure I heard him correctly and he nodded. The door unlocked, we raced out, ignoring our co-workers as we dodged people to get to the door faster.

***

"You want to run that by me again?" Deku asked and I am rubbing at my temples to try and clear the migraine that was quickly taking shape.

"I- we-wel-well, well, well-," the woman stuttered, her eyes wide enough. I'm surprised they were still in her head but both boys, Toshinori and Ren, were sitting in the office along with another that was now very pale. He was extremely smug before we walked in the door and the moment the boys called out to us, well he is pale, very pale.

"Spit it out woman!" I snapped but she just shut down and started hiccuping. I turned away frustrated beyond belief just to kneel in front of my sons.

"Toshinori, Ren what's going on?" I asked them in a much softer voice, the fact I was their mother was easily seen in moments like this because I can't help but be soft towards my kids. Sometimes I'm so soft with them I feel like I'm turning into my father.

"Tanaka-san," Toshi pointed at the third boy sitting in the room with them with an incredibly angry face, something I have never seen on him before, even when Aiko took one of his paintings that he planned to enter into a contest and spilled juice on it saying that it looked thirsty. He just smiled at her, thanked her and asked her to give him an idea for a new painting instead. The boy has a heart of gold just like his daddy. "He melted Ren's lucky charm."

"Ren's lucky... Are you talking about the first bullet I was ever shot with?" I asked him to be sure. That damn thing nearly killed me three times, getting right next to my heart so that when they were removing it my heart stopped twice. Ren has kept it since the first time I took him to a baseball game, igniting his love for the sport in the first place.

The woman in the office was now in tears as if Toshi just dropped a bomb on her head but I continued to ignore her. I mean I guess as far as hero merch goes that one bullet is probably worth at least thousands if not millions but I'm not thinking about that. After all, it was from the first time I was ever shot. I can't exactly replace that for Ren.

"Ren always has it, for every single game and practice! You said that thing almost killed you three separate times and you still lived to see another day there isn't anything luckier in the world," The woman let out a sob. I just focused on Toshinori and what he was saying because I'm about to hit the fucking woman if she doesn't get her shit together. "Then that bastard," oh my God today is full of firsts! I have never even heard Toshinori swear under his breath before and right now he is so pissed that he sounds like me and he is fluent! "-stole Ren's lucky charm and used his quirk to melt it and threatened to melt his head too!" Toshinori finally finished and I turned my focus back to Ren who although he was seated properly in his seat his shoulders were hunched and it was pretty obvious that he was upset.

"Deku," again the woman hiccuped her fear while I talked, ignoring her. "Take Ren home. I'll follow up with Toshinori and I'll pick up Aiko after I chat with our attorney." Deku agreed, already trying to soothe the distraught boy. Picking him up as if he were still a toddler instead of the growing athlete he actually was. The door closed behind them and I turned back to my eldest again.

"First off," I started giving him a head pat and I saw his anger calm just a fraction. "You are a damn good big brother." I watched him take a deep slow breath and his shoulders no longer looked like that of a soldier. After a few calming breaths he was back to the calm and articulate son that he usually was. His quirk didn't really let him get angry for no reason. Like me he sweats a chemical but his wasn't nitroglycerin, instead it was the chemical usually formed in the brain when rage was the primary emotion. So if he isn't careful he could lose all his reason and just become a ball of utter rage and my little man can do some damage. We call his quirk Berserker.

"Now, how are your levels?" I asked and I saw him stop and actually think, focusing on his body. I watched him look at his hands and carefully release and squeeze them a few times before he nodded.

"They are a bit elevated but that's all. I'm fine," I gave him a soft smile before I opened my arms for him and he didn't fight it. I ended up picking him up like their daddy just did Ren and sat in his chair. His arms over my shoulders while he snuggled into my neck, breathing in the smell of my quirk to help calm down.

"Just take my quirk in, let it soothe yours baby," I whispered and I could feel him nod but we both know that we are just going through the motions. He knows what to do but my voice helps to calm him just as much.

I quickly messaged our attorney and thankfully I wouldn't have to wait long, he happened to be in the area. Less than ten minutes later a man with a horn on his head and one wing walked in, still wearing a suit.

"Dynamight," he greeted and in less than five minutes he knew what he needed to know and he filled out the appropriate paperwork from his phone and a secretary had them faxed to the school. The woman from the beginning actually fainted when she realized that none of this was a dream.

The boy's parents will be notified of his court date and I was finally able to get the melted bullet back after he took an obscene number of pictures of it.

"What do you plan to do with it now? I understand that there is a lot of sentimental value and the fact that you are a top hero means there was quite a large monetary value as well but now..." he turned his gaze to the deformed mass of metal in my hand.

"My other son Ren used it as his lucky charm for his games, by the way we'll need you to fill out the appropriate paperwork for him to play in the Olympics, Deku and I finally agreed," I looked up to see him nod before I went back to the original topic. "He's never played without this thing so I was going to try and find someone to maybe melt it down and have it shaped into something, maybe something like a dog tag that the United States use for their military? It could have all my hero information on one side and maybe Deku's on the other? Maybe not if they can't be two sided, I'll need to look into it more," I sighed.

"Little Aiko has Deku's first bullet for her singing competitions, Toshi here gave it to her when she almost refused to go out from stage fright," I smiled at the memory. Toshi takes such good care of both of his siblings but he is always giving everything to them so Deku and I have been at a loss as to what to give him instead. "Who knows she might want a matching one, it's not like Deku and I have only been shot once. I'll be surprised if a year goes by and one of us doesn't," I chuckled at the silliness of it but sadly that doesn't help and most of the bullets get lost at the crime scene. It's only the ones that have to be surgically removed that can really be kept.

"As your lawyer I must ask that you refrain from getting shot if at all possible," he said with a serious face but I couldn't help chuckling.

"Occupational hazard, too bad guns aren't the most dangerous things we have to deal with," I groaned as I walked out of the school with him. Toshinori had taken in enough of my quirk to fall asleep so I'm not exactly filtering what I'm saying anymore.

"I understand," there was silence after that but we simply nodded to each other when we went our separate ways. Toshi didn't wake up until we arrived at the elementary school and I put him down, he did however stay close enough to lean against me so I kept an arm around his shoulders.

Aiko was of course excited to see me, "MOMMY!" she squealed before launching herself at me. I understand that most male mothers go by either Daddy or Dad while the male fathers go by either father or papa but who actually cares? Toshi asked if he could call me Mama when he was in preschool thanks to an ass hat that told him that kids without mother's weren't loved and well here we are. The other two just followed suit.

"How was my baby's day?" I asked while picking her up and setting her on my hip to carry home, my other arm going back around Toshi's shoulders. The walk home was filled with Aiko's chirpy, happy chatter until suddenly.

"Mommy? Can I have a baby sister?" I tripped, it took every ounce of my body's discipline to twist so she was on top of me instead of under when I landed.

"Baby?" I groaned trying to ignore the rock I landed on but smiling at her anyway. "What made you bring that up?"

"Well, Ten-chan said having a baby brother is amazing and that she is such a big girl because she helps take care of him and I don't have any sisters," she reasoned, not in the least startled that we were on the ground now.

"That's -," how do I say this? "Baby, there are a lot of things that go into having a baby. It's not easy," I tried to explain but she looked disappointed which is so much worse than a bullet to the chest and I would fucking know!

"Mom?" I stood up again and looked at Toshinori who looked nervous but went on anyway. "I would really like another sibling too. Boy or a girl. I like being a big brother." I'm speechless. Toshinori is asking for something? No, HE IS ASKING FOR THIS?!?

I took a deep breath and let out a sigh, "Your daddy and I have started talking about it. JUST talking," I glared at my daughter who was immediately excited. "We will all just have to wait and see what happens," I added, they don't need to know about the quirk their daddy was hit with. Hell, Aiko doesn't even have any memories of Deku as anything but accident prone.

"Now not a word of this to anyone, do you understand?" I asked and both smiled brightly, agreeing before we walked into my office. I know I told Deku that I would come home but I need to lock up our office since we left in such a hurry.

There were several that called out to the kids, several asking where Deku and Ren were and Aiko and Toshi were smiling brightly and laughing as they chatted. Thankfully I was able to put Aiko down so she was running around chattering like a chipmunk with Toshi close by to keep an eye on her.

"The way you two ran out of here you would have thought their school was on fire," I looked up to see Todoroki and Kaminari making their way over and I let out a groan.

"That would have been easier," I grumbled, more terrifying but easier. "I'll put it in the chat later," I added when I looked back at my kids who were talking to Bubble Girl who stopped by for one reason or another.

"Sensitive, got it," Kaminari gave me a thumbs up that made me glare at him but that was all. "Since you have the kids, are you going home?" We chatted for a little bit while I first checked my office and then locked it. The kids came over the moment I said it was time to leave calling out goodbyes instead of sticking around. I really don't think there are more well behaved kids in the world than mine. I just don't.

It wasn't until late at night after all the kids were well past asleep that I told Deku what Aiko and Toshinori asked me.

"They want... They want what?" He blinked several times and I couldn't help chuckling before I climbed into his lap to tease him.

"You know," I smirk while thinking of it. "That is something they can only get from us. No one else can give them siblings," I whispered in his ear only for him to sputter confused.

"Didn't we just have the sex talk with Toshinori? Or was it Ren? How are they getting so big so fast?" He squeaked and I am loving how frazzled he is. Why does he have to be so cute when he is like this?

I have a hand on each side of his face and pull his confused muttering mouth in for a kiss, replacing the noise with something much more enjoyable.

"I thought you were going to make us wait?" He asked, still confused but he was anything but unwilling considering how he took off my shirt. His hands immediately reached for my skin.

"Have we been using condoms?" I asked slyly and he froze for a second thinking back before grinning at me.

"I better get to work then," he smirked at me, fucking smirked! I squealed at his playfulness when he flipped me onto my back to finish undressing us. I'm so glad we talked, that trip to the past really helped air things out between us and I couldn't say our sex lives were better even before the kids were born. Now it feels like he's on a mission and even more so since I pointed out the lack of a condom.

"Ah~!" Our climax came too quickly but at the same time it wasn't even close to a quicky.

"Mmm, I'm not done with you yet," he teased me with another smirk. "You're not sleeping tonight, we're off tomorrow." Oh, I did actually forget about that.

"I'm not going anywhere," I draped my arms over his shoulders to pull him in for another kiss. His hair is getting kind of long and it tickled my face but that didn't stop me from kissing him.

His cock large even if it's not quite as hard as before, slipped inside before he rolled us over and said, "your turn." I haven't even moved yet but I could feel him getting harder just from the view.

"Fuck, I love you," I whispered, his lips delectable I pulled away so I could sit up, his hands on my hips. A low sweet hum as he watched me ride him. The alarm on my phone went off way too fucking early but the kids have school so we have to get up.

"Hold on, don't move," Deku whispered before pinning me down with a kiss. I stayed exactly there when he got up and watched him pull out a plug from the "toy box". He slid himself back inside with a moan. "I'm going to fill you first," he whispered against my ear and he started with gentle thrusts but those didn't last long. The bed shaking under the effort and that's saying something considering the whole reason we picked this bed was because it didn't rock like the others.

"Don't-, fuck you'll-," I tried to stop him but I couldn't focus for long. "I'm gonna-!" He didn't slow down and I felt myself cum but even with my body clenching around him he didn't slow down. At most his lips met mine so he could swallow the noises I was making until I was ready to scream from the over stimulation and I felt him throb after slamming himself as deep as he could. The hot rush of his cum filling me was almost too much and then he gave a few shallow thrusts as if he could push it in more.

"So good, so very good," he praised me but I can't move my legs and he knows it. "Rest for now, I'll come back after the kids leave for school," he promised. I gasped when he pulled out leaving me feeling both empty and full at the same time before he pushed the plug in. "And then we can pick up where we left off," oh sweet heaven above. Did I awaken the monster? Agreeing to have another baby, he was like this every time we started trying and the thought of what I'm about to go through has me hard and excited.

My cock is throbbing, my body is still over stimulated so even my fingers lightly grazing the tip forced a light moan from me. I don't want to wait. Holy fuck, his cum is still in me, deep inside filling me, hot, so very hot. I could see myself throbbing at just the thought and I can't hold out. My quirk worked against me so I had to stroke myself, maybe if I help myself while leaving the plug in... That's ridiculous! No way!

"Ah~," the light moan came from my mouth while I touched myself. I need more and I need it now.

"You should have rested," he came in teasing me. I didn't think he was even gone for that long. "I set an alarm for about an hour before the kids get out of school," he whispered, his hands sending electric shocks through me with even the barest of touches. His lips came and I latched on. I don't know what all happened next.

***

"Mommy, are we going to your office again today?" Aiko asked, almost singing while she held my hand, skipping along next to me.

"Yeah, your daddy and I just need to stop by for a little while for some paperwork," I smiled and she returned to humming. Toshinori was walking with a notebook and pen out and it looked like he was taking notes on how the lighting interacted with the leaves and our clothes, constantly studying his surroundings. Ren however was holding his daddy's hand, his head down. He hasn't spoken much since the bullet incident a few weeks ago and court would be next week, and baseball season will be starting soon too. Hopefully I have exactly what he needs to cheer up, I won't know for sure until we get to the office though.

"Come here baby," I called for Ren, how in the hell they know which one of them I'm talking to is beyond me but I don't see myself stopping. They are my sweet babies after all. He let go of Deku's hand and came to me while Aiko decided it was her turn with their daddy. She seems overly happy for some reason today but then again she did just win a national singing competition over the weekend so it could just be that.

There was a lot of yelling once we walked in, nothing bad, just our co-workers excited to see our kids. We actually don't bring them here all that often but sometimes it feels like we need to remind them that we actually have a life outside of work or they will call us every day all day and if it's an emergency that's okay but being a little short handed for a couple hours due to oversight is not.

"I heard the little miss is a star," some jackass that makes my skin crawl came over. I will never know how he is a hero. I just don't. Deku pulled Aiko into his arms to pick up and I stopped myself so that I only glared at him. He tends to think he is a gift from God himself and the one time he hit on me he found out he wasn't.

From Deku. Painfully.

"Of course, just now everyone knows it," he smiled, still walking while our little princess beamed from her place in his arms.

"Oh, that's right, baseball season is coming up, didn't you say one of your boys was going to be on the incoming Olympics team youth division?" Another hero that made me far more comfortable asked.

"That's right, Ren is exceptional," I gave his shoulder a squeeze and he smiled up at me, he was proud but at the same time, I could see that sad look in his eyes. "Did my package come in?" I asked and they laughed before pointing towards the mail room.

"Hard for anyone to miss. Dynamight and Deku putting both their names on a single package? It nearly gave the postal team a heart attack," they laughed and I smiled a real genuine smile.

"Ren, your daddy and I were finally able to get you exactly what you need for the upcoming baseball season. We hope you like it," I turned my attention to our son but that got all three of their attention.

"Mommy? But RenRen needs his lucky charm?" She swallowed, seeming to realize that what she said would hurt her brother after she said it.

"Exactly," even Toshinori did a double take at that one but Deku and I just laughed before guiding them to the mail room doorway. Deku and I filled out the appropriate paperwork and I couldn't help noticing how several heroes happened to be close by when we were finally handed the package.

"We had to go through a lot, calling in favors to get this. I hope it's exactly what you want," I handed him the small box and he looked up at me and back at the cardboard box again and again.

"Go ahead and open it," Deku laughed and so Ren did. I could see his hands shaking but even still the package didn't stand a chance against him. He slowly opened the lid and I saw a tear trail down his face. There was no mistaking what it was, not after he held it, carried it, prayed with it for so long.

"How-?" He looked up and I pulled it out by the chain we had put on it so he could wear it around his neck easily.

"We happen to know a girl who can rewind time a bit. It wasn't easy, if she went too far the bullet would have returned to its condition from before it hit me but when she heard what had been going on," I trailed off there. Instead I just wiped his tears away with my thumb.

"Ren, we want you to be happy and if that bullet is what it takes then we'll find a way," Deku ruffled our son's blond curly hair. I let out a gasp when he tackled me in a hug and I saw Toshinori lean against Deku's arm. Hmmm, maybe we should look into a doctor for me now. I am older than when I had these three but should I consider having a quirk used on me to help with conception? Deku has been accident free for almost a month now so I have my fingers crossed that the quirk is actually over but I haven't actually asked him yet.

"Daddy? Does that mean I can have mine put on a necklace too?" Aiko asked sweetly, making us laugh before we agreed.

The kids ran off to the break area where they could finally sit down without us worrying about them distracting the other heroes and I saw them surrounding little Ren to look at the lucky charm.

"Was that-?" Kirishima looked horrified while looking towards them but I don't understand why.

"It was the bullet that nearly killed Kacchan. The first one he was ever shot with," Deku grinned, it was my idea to contact the girl that used to be in Eraserhead's care for so long but he is the one that had to ask. Apparently he is still her number one hero even after all these years.

"Wow, I mean I knew you said you gave them to the kids but I didn't think they would look at it as a lucky charm," he shook his head bewildered and I rolled my eyes at him.

"I am still alive," I heard their excited voices and looked at them again to see their excitement. It looks like they found what we had engraved on it. The details of the shooting, the date and how many times I technically died because of it. "It's the first time since that little shit in his class melted it that Ren has smiled. Our attorney isn't letting the fucker off, the fact there was a recording of him threatening my son with bodily harm is only helping our case."

I could see how he took a step back but I don't care. My friends know I'm possessive as hell of Deku and I would be a walking nightmare if my kids were involved. I found out a couple years ago that there was a running bet on how long it would take for someone to try and kidnap our kids and I blew up a table that was supposed to withstand several tons of explosive power, I'm pretty sure the claim was an atomic bomb but they no longer claim that because of me.

Deku and I quickly finished the paperwork we were behind on and went to the break area to find my three babies over Toshinori's notebook. He must have drawn something amazing again. I smiled at the thought before pouring myself a cup of coffee to drink while I waited on Deku.

"No, no, Toshi! It needs to have at least five rooms, remember?" Aiko scolded her eldest brother who agreed immediately but now I'm more curious.

"Hmmm, only five? Shouldn't we plan for something like seven?" Ren asked and Aiko smiled brighter than Deku any day of the week.

"RenRen, you're so smart! Yes! Three more rooms should be plenty!" Aiko squealed, absolutely delighted and I'm curious as to what they're talking about again. Last I checked five plus three is eight but something tells me that I'm missing something.

"Remember none of us can have the rooms closest to them Aiko. The new ones will need them," Toshinori reminded her sternly and she quickly nodded claiming she knew as much but I took another drink planning to go and actually look at what was going on when Aiko yelled in the very full break room.

"This is where Mommy and Daddy will make our new brothers or sisters!" I gagged, I coughed and choked and I can't breathe at all but I'm also not making a sound.

"No, Aiko. This is where their rooms will be after they are born. Not where they're made," Ren shook his head and I'm trying to pound on my chest to try and get the coffee out of my airway while I basically hang over the sink.

"Oh, then how are they made?" She asked innocently and this time I ended up basically throwing the coffee up in the sink. It burns so fucking much.

"Hmmm, well you're not really supposed to know yet. Mommy and Daddy didn't tell us until we were ten. Just know it takes a lot of work and they have to prepare a lot of things first," Toshinori answered and honestly how does it sound like we created a Frankenstein instead of having babies?

"Oh okay then. I'm already seven so that's not too far. If they have to prepare a lot-,"

"BABY!" I yelled, still coughing a bit but I can't take this anymore. All three of them looked back at me and Aiko, sweet innocent Aiko, smiled brightly. The fact that Deku had apparently heard the whole thing and was completely red faced and frozen in the doorway with the door hanging off the hinge. He broke the damn thing, ripped it off the frame but that was ignored because I need to address this right now before the media somehow thinks I'm pregnant again.

"Mommy! When did you come back over? Oh well, should the baby's rooms be pink or blue? I think they should be green or red, maybe orange but Toshi and RenRen won't listen to me!" The more she talked the worse it got.

"I AM NOT PREGNANT!" I tried not to scream, I really did but that only made it sound like a high pitched squeak.

"Well not yet but I already told you I wanted a baby sister, remember?" She tilted her head, looking at me confused and I could just pass out from the mortification alone and I usually don't give a fuck about what other people think.

"Uh, little Aiko," I saw Glasses step in to try and maybe save the situation but I don't see how and Deku is standing there like his brain stopped working altogether. "Why do you think Dynamight will give you a sister just because you tell them you want one?" I would really like to know that too!

"Uncle Glasses! That's easy!" She laughed and the boys were smiling too and I am dizzy, what is happening right now? "Mommy and Daddy always give us what we want if we really want it. They don't give us things just because but anytime we really want something big no matter what it is, we get it. We have the best Mommy and Daddy in the world!" Why are the boys agreeing with her? Did we really spoil them that much? I really didn't think we did! They get grounded when they're bad and when they were toddlers they would get their hands smacked if they deserved it but they never really did anything to deserve a more severe punishment!

"And right now," oh my God there's more? "All three of us want baby siblings so of course we'll get them!" She sounded so proud and Deku seemed to finally snap out of it and they happily talked to him about it while he muttered a million kilometers a second to try and explain that that is not how it works but I can't. I just can't. I swear I heard my baby Aiko talking about wanting babies of her own and I just can't take it anymore. My baby? No, not my baby! My vision went blurry and slowly went dark and the last thing I heard was Deku yelling, "KACCHAN!" and the world went dark.

***

"My head hurts," I groaned but when I opened my eyes I found myself in a hospital room with the lights off and the curtains closed, it's pretty dark out so I'm pretty sure it's late at night. There isn't anyone in the room with me so I turn on the TV, expecting to see myself in a fight during a breaking news story but nothing all that big seems to have happened so I turned it back off and hit my call button instead.

A nurse came running in and when she saw me sitting up she called down the hall and suddenly I had about a dozen people in my room working and when I could feel my patience depleting Deku walked into the room.

"Deku, what happened?" I groaned ignoring all the staff while they poked and prodded on me.

"You had a bit of a panic attack, Aiko was asking where babies came from and just about everything she said sounded terrible," he gave a dry chuckle. "Who knew the two of us were so weak to her curiosity?"

"Curiosity my ass, the boys didn't even care to ask, they just knew babies grew in my belly," I grumbled. "Why do I remember her talking about having babies herself? What little bastard am I hunting?"

"Well she is the youngest so she hasn't seen you pregnant before. And the boys seem to have that last bit covered," this time he was smiling for real. "Although it looks like you've been pushing yourself too hard recently. The doctor said your body was overworked. What happened? I thought we were doing pretty well," and now he looks sad. The extras left the room when they realized we weren't paying them any attention and I leaned back in the bed and smiled at him.

"Oh I think we've been doing a little too good actually," I grinned, ever since that fight, sex hasn't been pushed back at all. I reached for him and he came forward eager for any sign of affection at all. "We might have been overdoing it with how much we're working and the bedroom," I teased him before pulling him in for a kiss.

"Hmmm, but I thought we wanted to have another baby? Or am I hurting you?" His worried eyes clearly showed that he was holding back again and he knows exactly how much I hate that.

"Like fucking hell you could ever hurt me," I frowned at him and in return he gave me that adorable smile of his. "Now kiss me damn it!" I hissed before he giggled a little and I smiled.

"So you have been trying to have another baby?" Eraserhead walked in as if he were invited and I frowned at him but stayed silent.

"Umm, Eraserhead? Why are you here?" Deku asked, he had pulled away from the kiss but he was still hugging me and I can't help snuggling into his arms.

"Well when an off duty hero suddenly has to ride an ambulance while their kids are still at the office it creates questions. Don't look at me like that. I didn't want to be here either," he rolled his eyes but I didn't stop glaring at him. "Plus the fact it was your own daughter that put you here brought a lot of questions from the higher ups."

"Eraserhead, we won't cause trouble, the doctors said he was overworked so I was going to talk to him about taking a small vacation," Deku smiled before looking back at me again.

"Hmmm, packing up the kids and going to the beach for a week sounds nice," I answered which only brightened his smile. "It shouldn't be difficult to pull them from classes."

"Or, Mom suggested that they stay with her for a few days and then Aunty for a few days. The kids seem to have already told them about wanting more siblings and they are encouraging it," he avoided my eyes and I frowned.

"I don't like being away from my babies," I reminded him and he nodded in agreement.

"So I was thinking of something more local. We need to get out of the house and there is a nice hotel by the beach. We could still see the kids every day after school but they would just go to their grandparents house while we," he paused for a moment, smiling that big smile of his, "have some alone time."

"Sounds like a whole lot of extra," I smirked at him and he giggled a little.

"Well, there are some things the kids don't need to know," he smirked right back before kissing me again.

"You know ever since that quirk brought you from the future I couldn't wait for you two to get your shit together but now that you do I can't even look at you," Eraserhead groaned.

"Yeah, that was interesting," Deku looked up and Eraserhead looked startled.

"You actually heard me say that? You never hear anything about that incident!" Deku and I looked at him confused.

"Maybe it's so we wouldn't change the future?" If we came back and one of the kids were missing I would have gone crazy," I shuddered at the thought and Deku nodded with his eyes wide.

"Well in that case, Nezu has a letter for you both. You should get it after your work required rest, the fact you got hurt while off the clock has the insurance department sweating bullets. Take two weeks," he turned to leave but stopped and looked back again. "I'm glad you're both doing better now." He left without waiting but I'm a little confused as to what he meant by that.

"Two weeks of paid time off sounds like a great idea," Deku hummed and I smiled before scooting over so he could sit next to me. Even if we can't do more here, well I might have him lock the door anyway.

***

"You're pregnant," the nurse came in and I choked. How in the hell am I cooking on mashed potatoes? Just how?

"Really?" Deku looked up with his eyes sparkling. As it turned out I'm almost three months along. Meaning I was pregnant before we were sent back to being teenagers again. By the time I was released from the hospital Deku was all but dancing around me, preventing me from getting hurt or even slightly inconvenienced, his excitement was so much that I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Who knows, maybe I needed this, all of this? I guess I won't really know for a few years. Not until this little one grows up a bit anyway.

"Kacchan?" I looked back at Deku to see him holding a bottle of lotion and smiled. Time for the pampering to begin.

End.