(TYLER)
As expected, Sasha immediately starts objecting to the single bed squeezed in alongside the usual four-poster king in our bedroom. Gloria, has even thoughtfully put a plastic stool with rubber feet into the shower, so Sasha can sit on it instead of stand, although I keep that nugget of information to myself for now.
"I did not leave the hospital to not sleep in the same damn bed as my husband," he snaps at me, when I try to point out the benefit of separate beds.
"Honey, it's been really hard for you to sleep with us sharing a bed. And besides, we'll only start wanting to fool around," I remind him patiently.
"So? If I want to fool around with my own damn husband—"
"You can, of course, do so," I sigh. "No one's doubting your virility, baby. Least of all that own damn husband of yours. Tell you what, we can start out in the king together, but if you can't sleep, I'll move out to the single. Okay?"