Chapter 96: Options for Liu Ergou

After Wang Yue finished speaking, the viewers in the live broadcast room let the comments fly for a while.

"This is a double-edged kidney, it hurts ghosts and people..."

"Fuck, I finally found out the real meaning of this guy's ID. Old yellow cow doesn't pee, yellow, this is not peeing, can't pee, people are yellow!"

"You know how to punctuate!"

"No wonder it always starts at 120 minutes recently, it seems that my interesting soul is imprisoned."

"@Upstairs, it should be your brain that is imprisoned, otherwise how can you say such a thing?"

"I want to have this ability to think nonsense but not be able to say it, so that I won't be disliked by my girlfriend."

"@Upstairs, talking like this, it's as if no one doesn't want it, hehehe...

dog head. ...

Liu Ergou saw the explanations of the ID by the viewers in the comments, and he wanted to change his name to Old Yellow Cow Urinating a lot.

It can't be so weird, I just wanted to not pee yellow, how come I can't pee directly?

Is it too late to change the name now?

As he was thinking, he suddenly shuddered, and then quickly shook his head to get rid of these messy thoughts.

Then he looked at Wang Yue on the screen and said, "Master Wang, save me!"

"What should I do?"

"From now on, I will drink more water and take some urination medicine.

I will urinate three times a minute.

Can it stop him from rebelling?"

Wang Yue smiled and shook his head.

This Liu Ergou is quite thoughtful.

He can even think of such a method."

Let's not talk about you not being able to pee three times a minute!"

"Even if you did, you would have exhausted your kidneys before you could stop him from rebelling.

Drinking too much water at once would put a burden on your kidneys."

"You have several choices now."

Liu Ergou's eyes lit up when he heard that there were choices.

Some choices meant that he could change his fate and not be suffocated.

He immediately asked excitedly:

"Master Wang, please tell me, what can I do?"

Wang Yue said slowly:

"First, you can choose to support his rebellion and burn more troops and weapons for him, such as planes, tanks, explosives, guns...

and so on."

"In this way, his defeat can be delayed a little, and you can also buy more time to live."

"You can still have the capital to brag to others in the future.

After all, you rebelled in the underworld together and touched the tiger whiskers of the King of Hell."

The water friends in the live broadcast room started to make a noise after hearing this: "Hahahaha, I'm watching the punishment.

If you succeed, you will be the person behind the new King of Hell.

Brother Huang Niu, no, Brother Bu Niu, don't be scared, just do it!"

"You must do it, I'll let my grandfather support you down there."

"Brother Bu Niu, my family is an ancestral paper-making craftsman.

We can provide troops and weapon customization, and we can also give you a 20% discount."

"I have been engaged in funeral services for 30 years.

Brother Bu Niu can come and book a funeral dragon service in advance, and I will give you a 30% discount."

"You know what, this is really exciting.

I can tell my descendants that your ancestor I also wrestled with the King of Hell." "@Upstairs, are you sure you will have descendants if you do this?

The King of Hell probably won't let anyone be reborn in his family, right?"

... Liu Ergou's eyelids were twitching and the corners of his mouth were twitching.

"This bunch of hateful old men are just people who like to watch the fun and don't mind getting involved."

"If you can do it, then do it!"

After Liu Ergou finished speaking, the viewers in the live broadcast room laughed and said, "Let me do it.

I support a cannon, I support a bullet, and I will be responsible for shooting down the plane...

I ignored these old men.

But...

Liu Ergou said to Wang Yue:

"Master Wang, that...

I want to ask, if...

if I provide him with more troops and weapons, will his success rate increase?

Some?"

Liu Ergou's words attracted collective greetings from netizens.

They just said "Old Six", what are you doing now?

Wang Yue smiled and said, "Success is impossible, but as long as you have continuous troops and weapons, and the King of Hell also feels that the soldiers in the underworld have been too comfortable in recent years and has the idea of ​​training soldiers, then he can remain undefeated."

Liu Ergou began to seriously evaluate the feasibility in his mind.

"Master Wang, there are other options, right?"

Wang Yue nodded and said, "The second option is to replace the kidney again."

"As long as you replace the kidney again within 1 day, he will be scared after finding that he has lost the ability to be summoned, and dare not rebel again, and then he will line up honestly and reincarnate."

Liu Ergou shook his head with a bitter face after listening, "Master, even if I want to catch my dad and cut off his kidneys now, his kidney source is not compatible with mine."

"I guess I will be suffocated to death before I can get a kidney source."

"Are there any other options?

"Wang Yue continued slowly:

"Third, if you can't beat them, just join them. You can put out incense, candles, fruit plates, and two packs of cigarettes, and worship the King of Hell."

"Tell the other party everything about his rebellion, and then ask the King of Hell to sever the ties between him and his kidney."

"In this way, the other party will be imprisoned in the eighth floor in advance, and after the King of Hell severs the ties between him and his kidney, you will not be affected."

It must be said that this method really moved Liu Ergou, and an excited expression appeared on his face.

He almost didn't think about it, and subconsciously wanted to choose this plan.

"Master, I..."

The fans in the live broadcast room saw Liu Ergou's expression and knew that he was going to choose this plan.

So they said in the barrage:

"Brother Bupi, we can't be like this.

He gave you a kidney and a chance to live. If you still report him, it's so immoral."

"Yes, if you do too many immoral things, you won't have a good child."

"Yes, yes, if it doesn't work, why don't you burn more weapons to help him fulfill his wish to rebel and help the King of Hell train his troops.

You can live longer, and netizens can ask their ancestors to broadcast the rebellion in their dreams.

I can also sell more weapons to improve my performance.

It's a win-win situation. Perfect."

"Does the King of Hell smoke?

If I give him a few more now, will he arrange a good rebirth for me after I die?"

"Fuck, now that you mention it, I remember that when I was farming before, I sometimes saw smoke coming up from the ground.

I guess there were too many people smoking below and it was discharged."

... Soon the direction of the barrage was diverted.

But Liu Ergou still saw the content of the barrage and stopped talking halfway.

The expression on his face instantly fell.

If you are not going to die, then of course you can talk without any pain.

But reporting someone in front of so many people seems a bit...

He did give me a kidney and a chance to live, but now he is going to cut off my chance of living!

Liu Ergou was struggling with his conscience.

Finally, he sighed, looked at Wang Yue, and said, "Master, is there a win-win solution, where I don't have to die, and he won't be imprisoned and punished, and can be reincarnated normally?"